scumbag egg

Chapter 9...

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Keller found it very strange that there was such a thing as an anti-pornography brigade on Planet Lala, well, forget it, why did it blame him?

"What should I do?" The boy couldn't care less about the embarrassment just now, he anxiously took Keller's hand and asked eagerly.

Keller felt that it was not good for him to go out today, and it was all because of Nalan's broom. Why did Mao want to call him before he went out?It made him so unlucky...

Let’s not talk about it, find a partner to spend the night, but who knows that the other party is a pure number zero like myself, let’s not talk about it, he even pretended to be a number one, it’s unlucky, but what’s even more unlucky is, There is this anti-pornography brigade...

In other words, what happened to Lala Star's anti-pornography campaign?locked up?

What's more, they are not a business relationship, they are engaged in anti-pornography?

You love me, and I haven't done anything yet. What kind of pornography is it? It's just an unused condom...

Keller complained in his heart.

"Hey, what will happen if you get caught by the anti-pornography brigade?" Keller asked with a sullen face.

"You will be fined if you are caught by the anti-pornography brigade, let alone that, and you will post big-character posters!!" The young man looked out the window nervously, and then began to put on his clothes, all in one go. "Hurry up and get dressed, it's over if you get caught."

Keller also jumped out of bed in a hurry. Big-character posters don’t matter, what matters is fines. He sees that there is no extra money and he will be fined. It’s such an honor to post big-character posters. Let his son understand how awesome his father is now. Not to mention kicking Nalan, but also being caught by the anti-pornography brigade, how glorious...

After the two put on their clothes, someone outside said: "The people inside should not try to escape. If they are captured alive, the punishment will be more severe."

"What should I do?" The young man had never seen anything in the world. Hearing what the people outside said, he immediately straightened his back and didn't dare to move.

Keller kicked him impatiently: "Cold salad."

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"Remember, when I open the door, you go to the left and I go to the right. Even if you meet, it's as if you don't know each other." Keller said quietly at the door.

The boy bit his lower lip and nodded heavily.

"I'll count to one, two, three, and we'll run away to the death. If it doesn't work, we'll hang out in the nightclub. Anyway, they don't know what we look like." Keller ordered worriedly.

The boy nodded, took his hands and said earnestly: "My name is Fu'an, remember, my name is Fu'an."

"Damn it, Ann from Funima, if you don't leave, you will be fined." Keller kicked the young man named Fu'an again, and opened the door swiftly: "Remember, run forward desperately."

"Want to escape? Humph, it's too late!!" A sarcastic laugh came from the door.

Keller turned back stiffly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Hey, Mr. Colonel, you are so late, why don't you sleep at home?"

Fu'an's face was pale, and he looked shocked. Keller didn't care. Anyway, as long as the opponent was Nalan, he would not end well. If he was fined, he would be fined. At worst, he would pay in installments.

Nalan was so angry with Keller's indifferent expression that he almost had a stroke due to high blood pressure. What an idiot he was, he actually believed this guy's words and actually lay on the bed for half an hour, no, it was half an hour and 3 minutes and 58 seconds, if it wasn't for Someone called and told me that if Keller ran away with this man, he would probably wait obediently on the bed for him to come.

His head was really broken by the door, and he spurned himself in his heart.

"Both of you, follow me to the police station." Nalan didn't even move his eyelids.

Keller wanted to say something, but at this moment, two burly robots sprang out from the surroundings, handcuffed them both, and escorted them away without saying a word.

Keller felt that he was wronged, more wronged than Dou E, and the two were handcuffed, one after the other, out of the door of the luxury suite.

"Aren't you the colonel? Why did you come to fight pornography?" Keller blinked his eyes and asked. At this time, shouldn't Nalan, an idiot, lie on the bed and wait for him to "favor" him?

Nalan was so infuriated by Keller that his mind was blurred, and he said bitterly, "You are the one who was sweeping."

At this moment, Keller finally understood that this guy was here to find fault. Don't be afraid, anyway, he has no face to lose, and he is not afraid of being posted a big-character poster. When the big-character poster is posted, he will not be the one who will lose face.

People who used to love him to death fucked with others, and others would definitely laugh at him, laugh at his fading charm, or say, even the Keller who loved him so much that he was so cheap would hate him for being barren the...

Thinking of this, Keller's face was full of unbearable smiles, the boy next to him and him showed two extremes, Fu'an hung his head, his face was a little pale, and the corners of his mouth were full of unbearable have no choice.

A group of people rushed to the police station. Nalan Nalan's ostentation was big enough, and he was more than 100 meters away from the police station. The red carpet was laid, and a group of uniformed police comrades surrounded the two sides, and the aura was strong enough. .

A slightly older man saw Nalan coming, and immediately raised a flattering smile. He was wearing a neat uniform, and there was a sense of obscenity.

"Oh, Mr. Colonel, what kind of wind brought you here today?" The man smiled openly and came to Nalan's side, seemingly trying to get close.

"Pfft..." Keller sprayed on the spot, why did the old man say this abruptly like the old bustard of Yihong Courtyard.

Fu'an also seemed to feel that the man's voice was too awkward, so he couldn't help pursing his lips and holding back his laughter.

"There are many loopholes in the anti-pornography work in the imperial capital. If I hadn't caught a pair myself today, I'm afraid I wouldn't know the darkness behind it. How do you do the anti-pornography work? Hmm? Didn't His Majesty pay you wages?" Nalan Enraged by Keller, his voice couldn't help raising a few pitches, and his voice also became louder.

The chief of the police department wiped the sweat from his forehead, he couldn't please himself, and almost couldn't protect himself, so he couldn't help but began to shirk his responsibility: "The mermaid of the anti-pornography team leader's family recently had a baby and took maternity leave, so in this regard... "

"As a high-level planet, there must be absolutely no such corrupt and disgusting things. His Majesty is on vacation at Chongchong Planet. When he comes back, he finds that the streets and alleys of the imperial capital are full of such corruption. Hehe, you won't be able to eat it then. Walk around." Nalan's face was obviously dissatisfied with desire, and he took his subordinates to vent his hatred.

The director was frightened half to death, nodded immediately and said: "The anti-pornography must be cracked down, must be cracked down."

Nalan turned his stomach full of anger at the director, then turned his head, cast a sidelong glance at Fu'an, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "I'm going to start the interrogation."

Keller didn't think it was a big deal at first, but when he heard the torture, he felt a little uneasy, but it disappeared in an instant. This is not ancient times, so what kind of punishment can there be?Just click at most...

5 minutes later

There were two people sitting in front of a long metal-colored table, one was a young man in very flirty clothes, the other was a casually dressed boy, both of them looked so delicious that people couldn't help but want to take two bites.

Opposite them sat a man in military uniform. The badge pattern on his chest looked very delicate, and it was different from other badges in many ways. A pair of huge snow-white wings were behind him, creating all kinds of powerful weapons for him. aura.

There was a small computer about ten inches high on the table. The whole room was dark and oppressive, with only three beams of light shining on them.

Nalan adjusted the machine and sat upright. His beautiful face looked a bit harsh at this moment. A cruel smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said, "What you say next may become..."

"That's right, just say what you want to torture, it's long-winded." Keller was furious when he heard what Nalan said. Didn't they do something harmful to the planet, or did they sell drugs?Or murder?Why should he be locked up in such a small dark house? He was in a panic...

Nalan rolled his eyes at him and said, "Did you do it tonight?"

Fu'an wanted to head, but before he could do it, Keller said, "Three hundred rounds."

Nalan's face became even darker, and his blue eyes stared at Fu'an: "Three hundred rounds?"

Just as Fu'an was about to shake his head, Keller stepped on him hard. Holding back his tears, he nodded, "There should be 380 times."

Nalan's eyebrows twitched, he folded his hands together, held his chin, and carefully looked Fu'an's body up and down. At this moment, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Can you do it?"

Fu'an blushed, Keller saw that this child was not good at lying, so he immediately said first: "You don't know how cool it is, our little Fu'an is the most violent, do you want to play 3P together someday?"

Nalan gasped suddenly, he had always used this word, why did it come out of Keller's mouth today, it sounded so short, why didn't he feel it before?

"By the way, you must wear a condom. Our little Fu'an is great. The condom can be used all over the place." When Keller said these words, his face was red and his heart was not beating, which made Fu'an blush.

Nalan: "How many sets did you use?"

Keller: "A hundred."

Nalan: "My subordinates said that there is only one condom inside, and it has not been used."

Keller pushed Fu'an next to him, and said with a smile: "Ah, we did it in the bathroom, right, little Fu'an."

"Well, I did it in the bathroom." Fu'an echoed.

With a 'snap', Nalan smashed the computer in his hand in anger, smashing it to pieces in an instant, and then, a light golden magic ball appeared in his well-articulated hand, which seemed to be going out of his palm at any moment... …

He really wanted to burn the two adulterers in front of him to death. How could he show affection in front of him?kindness?

Keller and Fuan stared wide-eyed, not knowing what Nalan was going to do, thinking that he was going to show them magic, then clapped their hands at the same time, and said in a tired voice: "The colonel's magic is so good! ~~”

What they said, they want Nalan to use his own fire magic to burn them to death, but when he thinks that these two people are still mixed together after being burned by him, he suddenly loses interest and wants to burn them separately. I have to eat Keller before I burn it...

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the interrogation room, which made Nalan restrain his urge to kill, calm down immediately, extinguished the magic ball, and said coldly, "Come in."

At this time, a young man in uniform came in and whispered a few words in Nalan's ear. Nalan's expression was a little bad, and then he gave Fu'an a bitter look, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll talk to you later." You settle accounts."

Then, Nalan walked away again without looking back, leaving behind a feather...

Seeing that Nalan was gone, Keller immediately breathed a sigh of relief, lay down on the table, and asked Fu'an, "By the way, I don't know how that bastard will punish us. Have you thought about how to deal with it?"

Fu'an shook his head, his maroon eyes looked out of the door with some unease, and his hands were also tightly pulling the corners of his clothes, as if he was nervous about something.

Keller didn't notice the abnormality of Fu'an, but picked up the feathers belonging to Nalan on the ground, as if imagining it as Nalan, held it in his hand and ravaged it vigorously, and then pulled out the small fluff on the feathers one by one. Lose……

It didn't take long for the door to be pushed open. Keller raised his head with his chin in his hands, and looked towards the door.

After Nalan glared at him, he walked in, and then another man came in. The man was wearing a military uniform, and he had a dusty look. His leather boots rubbed against the ground, making a dull sound.

The other party had a cold face, and the moment he entered the room, his knife-sharpened face suddenly softened a lot. The man's appearance is not too outstanding in Lala Star, at most it is average, but his figure is very good. Even Keller couldn't help wanting to have a sex session with him...

"This is Admiral Rot, who just came back from the border, and he will accompany me to interrogate you." Nalan's face became even more stinky.

Keller cheered, hehe~~~ Here comes an official who is bigger than Nalan, and finally he doesn't have to suffer from Nalan's cowardice~~

At this time, Fu'an said suddenly: "Father..."

There was a hint of surprise in the voice, but more joy...

The author has something to say: The eyes are updated. Tonight, my best friend lost her love. I comforted her, so I didn’t go home until now. I said that my best friend is awesome. She is allergic to alcohol and drinks too much. The two of them are in the park Inside, she cried so much that it was earth-shattering, hey, I also shed a few tears

Back to the topic, yesterday everyone’s comments were not very good. If you make a lot of bubbles every day, your eyes will be updated every day. Really, old readers know it. In fact, my updates are quite stable. If you bubble a lot, you will More stable~~~

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