scumbag egg

Chapter 10...

Keller looked at the general, and then at Fu'an. How could this be two fathers and sons?One looks so outstanding, but the other is so ordinary.

At this moment, Admiral Rot gave Fuan a sideways look, his eyes were rather helpless, but more of a doting one: "Why are you so self-willed, sneaking into the bar while you're underage?"

Fuck, still a minor.Keller groaned in his heart, wouldn't this guy's father ask him to compensate him? Is this considered endangering teenagers?

Admiral Rot sat down on the chair with an imposing manner, and Keller finally understood that he is called a soldier, and Nalan is a birdman. Where is the temperament of a soldier?Why didn't he see it?

"Let me first investigate the authenticity of what happened tonight." Admiral Luo Te contemplated for a moment and asked, "Are you lovers?"

Fern shook his head violently, and Keller nodded sharply. Keller thought, what is between lovers is not illegal, and see if they can still fine him?But against people's wishes, Fu'an, who had been very cooperative just now, betrayed him.

Rot asked, "So, what are you doing at the hotel?"

The two said in unison: "Open the room and have sex."

Rot: "Did you do that?"

Fern: "No."

Keller: "Done"

Rot: "Did you do it?"

Keller glanced at Fu'an complainingly: "I tried to do it."

Rott squinted at Keller, and then said, "The reason."

Fu'an: "I got caught."

Although Keller was very reluctant, he still said it: "I can't get hard."

Damn, both are number 0, how hard?How are you together?How XXOO?

At this time, Rot turned his head and said to Nalan: "Colonel Nalan, you just heard that my son and that person did not have any improper relationship, so they are both innocent."

"Hmph, if I hadn't appeared in time, both of them would have done what they should have done." Nalan was not afraid that someone else had a higher official position than him, just because of his arrogant attitude, people wanted to beat him up.

Roth said: "My child did such a stupid thing before he was an adult. If Colonel Nalan hadn't stopped him in time, the consequences would have been unimaginable. So I think the one who should be punished should be punished."

"Put up big-character posters." Nalan said viciously.

Rot was not annoyed, but just smiled: "Fine him, I won't pay any money, let him work part-time to pay off his debts, so that he will know what punishment he will get if he is not obedient." Finished speaking.Rott took a deep look at Fu'an, as if he wanted to see through his soul.

Fu'an lowered his head obediently, as docile as a bunny, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was extremely inconsistent with his obedient appearance, and he felt like he was succeeding.

Rot shifted his gaze to Keller, "As for you..."

Knowing that he would also be punished, Keller immediately recommended himself: "Put up big-character posters, let's put up big-character posters." He had no money, and he was ashamed anyway, so he didn't care whether he lost it or not.

Nalan looked at Keller, thinking of ways to mess with him.

"Leave it to Colonel Nalan. Anyway, it's better to keep this matter as private as possible. It's all my family." Luo Te persuaded, then walked up to Fo'an, hugged him in his arms, and said softly: " Ann, let's go home."

There are all kinds of love and beauty in the picture, but Keller completely ignored it.

As soon as Rot and his son left, the temperature of the entire interrogation room dropped rapidly, and the two of them stared wide-eyed.

"Why didn't you come to my house tonight?" This was what Nalan wanted to ask tonight. After holding back for so long, he finally asked.

Keller shrugged indifferently, and said, "I don't agree with you, I hate you."

If Keller used to hate this word, he would never say it out of his mouth, and he would say it to him. Therefore, when Keller said this sentence, Nalan was shocked and his heart was shocked. The feeling of being torn apart.

"Keller, don't think that I will fall in love with you if you keep teasing me over and over again, it's impossible." Nalan puffed up his chest, as if thinking that this would make him look a little more upright.

Keller dug his ear with his little finger, and looked at Nalan impatiently: "You are dreaming, you, hurry up and think about how to punish me, my suggestion is big-character posters, even if you post the entire Lala Star or the entire I wouldn't mind galaxies."

Nalan suddenly had a feeling for the cow playing the piano, and was so angry that he couldn't hold his breath, so he could only wait for him viciously.

"What should I write on the big-character poster?" Keller ignored Nalan's murderous eyes, and poked his chin, thinking about the content of the big-character poster.

"No big-character posters." Seeing that the other party was looking forward to big-character posters so much, Nalan was not as good as he wished, and sang against him: "Sleep with me for a month, and I want to go to you every day, anytime, anywhere, anyway, it's me If you want to fuck you, you have to pout your ass and fuck me."

Keller thought about it seriously: "May I ask a question first?"

Seeing that the other party seemed to have this intention at the beginning, Nalan felt a little better in his heart. See, this is how he attracted his attention, and he didn't want to climb into his bed in the end.

"Say." Although his tone was a bit harsh, the corners of Nalan's mouth were slightly raised, and a smile flashed across his blue eyes.

"Are you wearing a condom?" Keller asked confidently.

This question almost made Nalan have a stroke from anger. Why is this guy so obsessed with condoms? He has done it so many times before, and the child has been born. Why is he still wearing a condom?What to bring?

The sound of grinding teeth came from all around, Keller blinked his eyes and continued to look at Nalan.

"No-belt" gritted his teeth, Nalan imagined that his lower teeth were Keller, and wanted to bite him to death.

Keller shrugged: "Then don't do it."

"Why?" Still gritted his teeth.

"If you don't wear a condom, you will get sick. The most terrifying thing is AIDS. You don't understand it."

"Then you won't be afraid of getting sick if you mess around?" Hearing these words, Nalan brought his anger to an unparalleled peak. Now he only feels that gods are just clouds. The truth is to keep your mouth shut, so you counterattack with a little bit of jealousy.

"I always wear condoms." Keller said solemnly.

"Let's fine it~~~" Nalan waved his hand, he didn't want to continue the topic with him, otherwise, he, Nalan, a dignified colonel, is an invincible colonel who gallops on the battlefield with gold and iron horses... In the end, is it pissed to death by Keller, or by the one he once abandoned, is it ashamed?

"Well, in fact, you can wear a condom, and then I'll stay with you for two months." He is a poor man, since someone is willing to do this kind of thing that can both make him happy and pay off his debts, why not do it?Unless it touches his bottom line.

Keller's conditions are indeed very attractive, and it would be a lie to say that he is not tempted, but the more Keller is like this, the more Nalan wants to step on his bottom line, what can he do? ?

"If you don't wear a condom for a month, you will get a compensation of [-] gold coins." Nalan said with a blank expression.

"One hundred thousand?"

Nalan raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter? It's too much? Well, how about cutting off 50 gold coins and getting [-] gold coins?"

Keller gritted his teeth, this guy must have done it on purpose.

The reborn Keller didn't know that Nalan was an absolute idiot in terms of numbers and couldn't count. His most amazing move back then was to buy a small pancake for one carat. You know, one carat, one carat It is equal to 1000 million gold coins. What is the concept?

"Damn it, is there any law of the king in this world?" Keller frowned, wanting to fight Nalan desperately.

Nalan raised his eyebrows: "I am your Wang Fa."

"Bah" Keller spat: "If you lose money, you lose money, you rotten guy who doesn't wear a condom." After speaking, he immediately shook his hand and left.

Nalan was taken aback by Keller, blinked, blinked, and finally flew out angrily flapping his wings.

I hoped to have a hot night, but this plan was ruined because of Nalan. Keller was in a bad mood, and now he owed a whole lot of debt. At this moment, his mood was even worse, and he wanted to kill I have my heart.

Walking on the streets of the imperial capital, Keller scolded Nalan in his heart for half an hour, cursing as he walked, suddenly, a familiar figure flashed in his eyes, and suddenly, the small light bulb in his head lit up, Hastily followed.

Not far away, there was a man in a strange dress walking in front, followed by a boy who only reached between his legs. The boy was wearing clothes made of expensive fabrics, and the man was wearing a long gown, black as ink. long hair tied up...

If others only find it weird when they see it, but Keller recognizes that dress, uh, no, he knows that kind of dress, isn’t that an ancient Chinese costume?

How did it appear on the planet Lala?Could it be that my dear friend also wore it?

Forget it, what is even more surprising is that the little boy next to him is His Royal Highness the Little Prince. Although the little white wings are gone, he can be [-]% sure that he is the little boy with that figure, that face, and that skin. The prince, although he is a little prince with broken wings, he is also extremely excited.

Didn't their family go to Chongchongxing for vacation?How can I see him here?And who is that man?Looks a lot older than him...

The two were walking on the street. At this moment, a little mermaid who sells flowers came over and said something with a smile. After that, His Royal Highness bought a bouquet of flowers with a sullen face. hands, covering most of his face.

Then, His Royal Highness the little prince stopped, and tugged at the corner of the man's clothes with his hands. The man turned around, his handsome face was full of smiles, seeing His Royal Highness calling him, he squatted down, and then, A moment of astonishment happened. His Highness the little prince stuffed the rose in his hand into the man's arms very quickly. At the end, he stood on tiptoe and kissed the man's lips...

Of course, this beautiful picture was secretly photographed by Keller...

Next, let's look at the little prince.

A flash of astonishment flashed across the man's face, and then he laughed. His long black hair hung down on his chest. He stared at the little prince for a minute, his mouth moved, and he didn't know what to say. Then, the little prince frowned. A steamed stuffed face that makes people want to ravage, and there seems to be tears in the lavender eyes...

Keller grabbed his phone and snapped pictures...

Angrily, the little prince held back his tears, smashed the jar, threw himself on the man's neck, and then pressed his lips together.

Ah hello, little prince, are you still in kindergarten?If you want to strengthen others, at least you have to make yourself look like an adult.

Later, the little prince was lifted up by the man's collar, his arms and legs were waving in the air, and he screamed in anger in a loud voice. Keller heard it and remembered it in his heart.

His Royal Highness the little prince said: "Jade, Jiade, wait for me to marry you when I grow up. If you dare to marry now, I will marry everyone you want to marry. It depends on how you marry."

Keller expressed his helplessness. His Royal Highness's oath was childish, and no one would believe it.

Of course, what surprised Keller even more was that the corner of the man's mouth twitched in anger, and then he picked up the collar of His Royal Highness the little prince and threw it into the distance...

His Royal Highness the little prince disappeared in front of everyone with a graceful arc...

Ah hello, dude, what you throw is not rubbish, it's His Royal Highness, bastard...

Keller returned home with a full load, and when he got home, Qiuqiu had just taken a shower, his petite body was pitifully thin, and his black underpants contrasted sharply with his white skin.

Seeing Keller coming back, Qiuqiu frowned, and then ran over like a puppy, sniffing him left and right, and finally glared at Keller angrily: "Bad dad, you I messed around with Nalan again."

Keller felt wronged, that's not called a gangster, that's called...he doesn't know what it's called...

The author has something to say: Well, I admit it, this is the only chapter in all my manuscripts, I won’t code tonight, I want to YY, and I won’t code tomorrow night, uh, maybe I will I don’t know, it’s my birthday tomorrow, why don’t you take care of me, huh?