readytorunbook Chapter 193 Holding Little Lu Degang
Chapter 193 Holding Little Lu Degang
As Prince Jing'an waved his hand, the actor began to play.
Chen Changan was a little dazed, and then he heard a voice that sounded like the sound of nature.
“You said you loved lilacs best;
For thy name is her;
What a melancholy flower;
Sentimental person..."
It turned out to be the song "Lilac" sung by Chen Changan at the Imperial College!
He only sang this song once, and someone actually composed a tune for it. Who is this person?
Out of curiosity, Chen Changan turned his head to look behind the curtain.
Behind it is called the cross, and there sits a plump and sexy woman.
The clothes outlined an alluring curve, trembling slightly, exuding a mature charm.
Like two mysterious mountains.
Her beautiful legs had skin as delicate and smooth as white jade, and tight lines extending from under her skirt, like two exquisite jade pillars supporting her enchanting beauty.
This song is touching and she sang it to perfection.
Chen Changan's eyes froze, then he realized, it was her!
Although Chen Changan understood, the other talented people did not and looked at the woman crazily.
Just looking at her figure is enough to arouse people's desire.
When the song ended, the woman sat behind the curtain.
Prince Jing'an smiled up at the sky, raised his eyebrows and said, "Master Chen, what do you think of this song? Is it too harsh to listen to?"
Chen Changan nodded and chuckled: "Your Majesty, how can the song I sing be bad?"
"But who is this woman? She is very...run."
The talented people all nodded, and Prince Jing'an laughed loudly, waving his hand and asking people to remove the curtains.
A woman in blue appeared on the seat. She was plump but not fat, with a slender waist and round buttocks, which formed a beautiful curve with the bulging breasts.
But the woman's face was covered with a veil, so it was impossible to tell whether she was happy or sad.
Just looking at her figure, she can charm thousands of boys.
Prince Jing'an looked at the woman, his eyes flickering with demands, but he suppressed them by force.
"Sir Chen, you can be a consort at any time, but you and *** are not married yet."
"I heard that you young people usually hold some singles night, so I came to join in the fun."
"Everyone present here, whoever can make her laugh out loud will have sex with her in the palace!"
Chen Changan chuckled, is this the real fox?
All the talented people present looked excited.
They are all sons of high-ranking officials. Ninety percent of officials are fond of matters between men and women. How could they not understand?
If they could have sex with this woman, they would be willing to do so even if it meant shortening their lifespan by ten years.
Lu Fengsheng looked excited and clasped his hands together, "Your Majesty, Lu Fengsheng doesn't have the ability to make women laugh, but I remembered a joke I heard in Jiangdu."
"Just take it as an introduction, to stimulate discussion."
Everyone was interested, and the prince nodded.
"That was when I was studying in Jiangdu, and I met a prince named Chen."
Lu Fengsheng did not forget to involve Chen Changan in his joke: "Master Chen, I am not talking about you. I just happen to have the same name and experience as you, but I am only nine years old."
Chen Changan nodded and smiled, and no one spoke.
"Prince Chen's family is rich. Suddenly one day, he walked into the brothel in a rage."
All the talented people's eyes widened.
Jiangdu is indeed a good place. A nine-year-old child went to a brothel?
"Madam, hiring a prostitute!"
"Prince Chen said that the madam refused because she saw that he was very young."
"You think I have no money?"
"Prince Chen took out a five-hundred-liang silver note. Driven by the silver, the madam had no choice but to compromise."
"Is there any girl with venereal disease here?"
"The madam's eyes widened!"
Not to mention the madam, even the talented people around were all confused.
What do you mean?
"Just as the madam was about to shake her head, Prince Chen placed another five hundred taels of silver on the table."
"Don't say it's useless. I want syphilis!"
"The madam nodded repeatedly. Those who spend money are masters, and this is a young master."
The talented people all laughed out loud.
What a little uncle, what an idiot.
"After making love, Prince Chen called the madam over again."
"I had sex with a prostitute who had venereal disease. Does that mean I got venereal disease?"
"Then I'll go back and have sex with the maid. Does she have syphilis?"
"The maid is having sex with the housekeeper. Is the housekeeper sick?"
"The housekeeper is having sex with my mother. Will my mother also get syphilis?"
Hearing Lu Fengsheng talking non-stop, everyone was stunned.
The home of Prince Chen...
What a fucking mess!
Lu Fengsheng took a breath and continued, "My mother had an affair with the driver. Did he also have syphilis?"
"The madam was so stunned that she nodded repeatedly."
"Prince Chen finally let out a sigh of relief, 'Damn it, dog driver, I told you to step on my little turtle, I'll kill you!'"
The talented people were all stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Firstly, people were laughing at Master Chen, who killed ten thousand people and hurt himself ten thousand times; secondly, who didn't know that Lu Fengsheng was talking about Chen Changan?
Lu Fengsheng also vented his anger, but the woman remained silent.
Lu Fengsheng was pleased: "As expected, I failed. Please try harder."
Lu Fengsheng stepped aside, and all the talented people were eager to try.
For a while, cold jokes, dirty jokes, and all kinds of funny jokes came one after another, and Tingchaotang was full of joy.
But just like before, the woman did not change at all.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Prince Jing'an sighed and said, "Although the jokes you told are interesting, they are nothing more than clichés. How can they make a beautiful woman smile?"
"Sir Chen, you were able to develop a newspaper and use a lot of tricks. I'm sure you'll be able to win the heart of a beautiful woman."
"Give me some face and don't let everyone look down on you."
Prince Jing'an was smiling but had a dagger hidden behind his smile, and the other talented people immediately realized what was happening.
"Yes, yes, yes, Master Chen, tell me one!"
"I think Lord Chen is very knowledgeable and will definitely make us laugh."
"I can't wait to hear Master Chen's jokes!"
Chen Changan looked at Prince Jing'an with a smile.
It seems that this is the cage set for him by Prince Jing'an. If he says no, he would be disrespecting Prince Jing'an.
Chen Changan put his hands behind his back and said, "Since the prince is interested, then Changan will tell you."
Chen Changan nodded and said, "In Baidi Prison, the prefect went to ask the prisoners if they were doing well."
"Ask the first prisoner what he does every day. The prisoner answers, eating, sleeping, and holding little Lu Degang!"
"Ask the second prisoner and he'll give the same answer."
"Until the 99th question, they all answered, 'Eat, sleep, and hold little Lu Degang.'"
The talented people just found it boring, and this joke has become a household name.
Wang Chaoyang curled his lips in disdain: "Then he asked the last prisoner, do you also eat, sleep, and hold little Lu Degang?"
"The prisoner is furious. I am Little Lu Degang!"
"is not it?"
The talented people nodded one after another, and according to the routine of the joke, this is what happened next.
"Wrong!" Chen Changan laughed.
"Indeed, we have reached the last prisoner. The prefect touched his head with concern. Your name is Lu Degang? Why are they holding you?"
"Guess what the prisoner said?"
"The prisoner said helplessly, my name is Xiao Lu!"
"Hahaha……"