readytorunbook Chapter 407 Who is the time traveler?
Chapter 407 Who is the time traveler?
How could this be?
Who is the time traveler?
If this person is a man, she is still confident that she can make him fall in love with her, but if this person is a woman, then she must be killed.
In a world, there can only be one time-traveling heroine, and another woman who travels through time will only hinder her from getting the favor of men.
As she was thinking this, Gu Lingshuang suddenly asked, "Didn't you just say that you wrote all these poems? But why were these poems compiled into a collection of poems?"
Qiao Jiaojiao looked at Gu Lingshuang with murderous eyes.
This damn woman, she keeps bringing up all sorts of issues. She's already so embarrassed, but that bitch still won't give in.
Her brain was working at full speed, and then she said, "Yes, it's because I wrote this collection of poems."
"Really? Didn't you just say that the poems you wrote were improvised? How come you said you had made an appointment in advance?"
Qiao Jiaojiao gritted her teeth.
She couldn't explain the problem.
Seeing her daughter being humiliated, Li Jingjing could no longer sit still.
She glared at Gu Lingshuang and said, "My daughter was just playing a little joke on everyone to liven up the atmosphere. You can't even take a joke, right? You are too petty."
Gu Lingshuang looked at Li Jingjing.
"A joke? Plagiarizing other people's poems is not a joke. It's a matter of being a human being. Can I understand that your daughter is taking plagiarizing other people's poems as a joke and thinks it's fun?"
"Tsk, tsk, the author you plagiarized doesn't find it funny."
"You..." Li Jingjing was so furious that her body was shaking with anger.
Bitch, this is such a sharp-tongued person, she absolutely cannot be defeated by Gu Lingshuang.
She continued: "What do you mean by plagiarism? These poems were clearly written by my daughter. What right do you have to accuse my daughter of plagiarism?"
"Since it was written by your daughter, why did you also write down Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi and others next to the poem?"
“Are Li Bai, Du Fu and Su Shi not the real authors of these poems?”
"Of course not. They are the thieves who plagiarized my daughter's poems."
Seeing her mother being unreasonable, Qiao Jiaojiao also realized that being unreasonable was a good idea.
Anyway, she absolutely cannot admit that she plagiarized.
She said angrily: "It was clearly my poem, but it was plagiarized by villains like Li Bai, Du Fu and Su Shi. How could they be so shameless?"
Gu Lingshuang was stunned.
Who is shameless?
It's not enough that you plagiarize other people's poems, you also want to slander their reputation. You are the shameless one.
Gu Lingshuang really couldn't stand the mother and daughter Qiao Jiaojiao and Li Jingjing.
The two women still said shamelessly:
"I am from Southern Xinjiang. I am a household name in Southern Xinjiang and I am the most talented woman. Everyone knows me. But does anyone know Li Bai, Du Fu, and Su Shi? No one knows them, right? They are just nameless rats."
"Perhaps when they were traveling in my Southern Border Country, they learned that the poems I wrote were very outstanding, so they plagiarized my poems, printed them into a collection, and then sold them for money."
"Yes, that must be the case. These three people are so shameless. They thought I was in Southern Xinjiang, so they sold the poems to Daxia. In this way, no one will know that they are the plagiarists in their lifetime. People will only think that they are talented. In fact, I am the one who is truly talented."
"They would never have thought that I would come to Daxia one day, which exposed their ugly faces."
Qiao Jiaojiao spoke with great enthusiasm and saliva flying everywhere. She became more and more polite as she spoke, and in the end even she herself felt that these poems were written by her, and that Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi and others were plagiarists.
Gu Lingshuang was stunned when she heard her words.
I have seen shameless, never seen such shameless.
, his ability to confuse right and wrong is simply amazing.
Does she think that others will believe her if she says that?
The people of Daxia are not fools, how could they possibly believe it?
Moreover, there are obvious differences in the poetry styles of Li Bai and Du Fu, which shows that they were not written by the same person.
Can Qiao Jiaojiao handle two completely different styles?
Impossible, absolutely impossible, Qiao Jiaojiao is lying.
Seeing her daughter so confident, Li Jingjing felt proud too.
"My daughter is a talented woman, but she just wrote poems. Does she need to plagiarize? We don't bother to do that."
Then she looked at Gu Lingshuang again.
"You keep saying that my daughter plagiarizes. What's your intention? You must be jealous of my daughter's talent, right?"
After she finished speaking, she looked at His Majesty the Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, this woman must apologize to my daughter. Otherwise, my daughter's reputation will be ruined."
The emperor was furious. The mother and daughter from Southern Xinjiang were too shameless.
Do they think that the people of Daxia are fools?
Just as the emperor was about to rebuke him, Gu Lingshuang stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I am willing to apologize to them."
The emperor was stunned.
The Crown Prince and other ministers did not quite understand why Gu Lingshuang wanted to apologize, as she was clearly not wrong.
When everyone was puzzled, Gu Lingshuang picked up the wine glass in her hand and walked in front of Qiao Jiaojiao.
"How about drinking it and writing off the matter?"
Gu Lingshuang should have been punishing herself by apologizing, but now she handed the wine glass to Qiao Jiaojiao.
Qiao Jiaojiao didn't want to drink, but Gu Lingshuang said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Do you want to know who wrote these poems? As long as you drink, I will tell you."
Qiao Jiaojiao was now eager to know about the other time traveler, so after hesitating for a moment, she took the wine glass and drank it all.
After she finished drinking, she said, "Can you tell me now?"
Gu Lingshuang nodded: "The other time traveler is me. You are so stupid. I can even say the word time travel, why didn't you react to me?"
Qiao Jiaojiao was surprised: "You..."
She wanted to scold Gu Lingshuang, but the next second, her stomach felt uncomfortable.
There was a lot of gas in her stomach, and she wanted to get it out. She tried to hold it in, but she couldn't.
"Puff puff----"
Suddenly, the whole banquet hall was filled with the sound of farts.
The fart came so suddenly that everyone present was stunned.
They all looked at Qiao Jiaojiao in disbelief.
This woman actually farted?
She is a princess, how dare she fart in public.
Qiao Jiaojiao blushed suddenly.
Damn it, why would I be like this?
She immediately realized that there was something wrong with the drink she had just drunk.
Gu Lingshuang looked at her leisurely.
Qiao Jiaojiao had just farted, but there was no relief at all. Her stomach was becoming more and more uncomfortable, and it was making gurgling noises.
She wanted to leave the banquet hall, but her stomach hurt so much that every step she took was difficult.
What followed was a continuous sound: "Gululupu--pupupugulu--"
The sound was no longer just a fart; it was accompanied by an indescribable stench.
Qiao Jiaojiao was completely stunned and thought it was all over.
She ran away!