readytorunbook Chapter 289: Love in Open Crotch Pants
Chapter 289: Love in Open Crotch Pants
"Those are just coincidences! This kid seems to have some talent, but he is still a child. You know how to predict a country's disaster, and you can accurately predict the time node. How much power does it take?"
The Crown Prince of Xiyue said, "Even the gods in the upper realm can't do it! Even the rise and fall of mortal countries is usually not something that ordinary people can spy on. So, even if she has some talent, can she still be a God Emperor?"
"Your Highness..."
The guard couldn't explain it clearly, he just felt that Luo'er shouldn't be too bad.
However, he had no right to make any decisions. He turned around and threw the sachet away helplessly.
Dream
Zhixin came into her dream on time to give her lectures. She was quite sleepy at first, but she explained very carefully in her dream.
As expected, this guy really started teaching from the simplest point, from the initial formation of the universe, just like watching a movie.
While observing the screen, two words popped up from time to time. Naturally, with Luo'er's IQ, he quickly remembered them.
"is it fun?"
Seeing Luo'er so focused, Zhixin finally felt relieved. As expected, there was no student in this world that he could not teach.
By midnight, she seemed to have learned a lot of words in an instant. She also learned a lot of knowledge. Luo Er couldn't help but be surprised, "It would be great if this teaching method could be promoted. Look at those children in the human world, how hard it is to study all day! I seem to have learned a lot of knowledge this night."
Zhixin closed his eyes, and it was obvious that he was very angry. "Your Majesty, do you think that everyone is qualified to enjoy such teaching? Are all the students in this world worthy of being taught by me? I am your Majesty's personal teacher!"
"The teacher just said that as a God, you should be charitable. As a God, can you bear to see the children in the mortal world study so hard?" Luo'er said with a smile.
"I can't bear it." Zhixin didn't even think about it, it seemed to be the case.
"I can't bear it. Since you can't bear it, I'll choose two with high talents for you." Luo'er looked at him with a smile.
Zhixin was speechless. He was actually suffocated by a three-year-old child.
"Do you know why I don't like reading?" Luo'er asked.
"why?"
Zhixin also didn’t understand.
"Let me tell you, children in the mortal world will be slapped on the palms of their hands. And they have to face textbooks and look at those boring words every day. It's really hard for them!"
Luo Er sighed helplessly, "It's so inefficient. It takes a whole day to learn a little bit. They spend their whole lives to learn it, but if I continue like this, I'm afraid I'll finish it in a month."
"You have a point!"
Zhixin sighed helplessly.
"Well, today's class is almost over. You can go back first. Come back tomorrow. Let me get some sleep next. Studying at night will still make me sleep uneasy."
Luo Er said with some disdain, "You should teach me during the day and let me rest at night. I am still growing up and I can't let you do this to me."
Zhixin smiled, "Yes! Your Majesty is right. So do you accept me and are willing to learn from me?"
"I……"
Although Luo'er still felt somewhat disgusted with the teacher, she had no choice but to accept this approach. "Accept it, accept it, okay? From now on, classes will be one hour a day, and no homework will be given!"
"You can not assign homework, but there will be an exam once a month." Zhixin smiled, making it impossible to refuse.
Luo Er looked at him, took a deep breath, and resisted the urge to slap him to death. A test once a month...
Exams, exams, how can they be more terrifying than homework?
It's just painful once a month, that's all!
Luo'er rolled her eyes at him and nodded lightly, which was considered as her agreement.
However, just when she was about to go to sleep, she suddenly felt something crawling all over her body.
Luo'er woke up suddenly and found that the brat Helian Minsheng came close to her again, with his two front teeth cracked.
Looking at her with a smile, "Sister..."
"Little brat, why are you still awake at night? What are you doing?"
Luo'er took a glance and couldn't help pinching his cute little face.
Helian Minsheng pointed outside, and Luo'er was surprised to find that it was already early in the morning, even close to noon.
"Sister, An An...is in danger..."
The eight-month-old little one can already make simple expressions.
"Did you dream about her?"
After Luo'er finished speaking, Helian Minsheng nodded his head. He repeated it again, saying in a baby voice, "Danger!"
Luo'er was startled. Could this boy really be in love? She thought about it and couldn't help but find it funny.
Is this the legendary love affair between open-crotch pants?
Helian Minsheng was indeed naked when he crawled. The boy didn't like wearing diapers, so the nanny was afraid of making his butt red.
So, even though he couldn't control his peeing yet, he was still naked.
"Do you want your sister to rescue her?"
Luo'er looked at him with a smile, but couldn't help complaining in her heart that such a little kid seemed to suddenly become very interested in human love.
[This guy was a scumbag in his previous life. Could it be that Jiu Xiao's soul likes her? ]
Helian Minsheng nodded.
"Boy, I tell you. I can go and save her. But if you treat her badly, or if you make her sad in the future, I will personally take you to see the King of Hell!"
Luo Er looked at him and couldn't help but tap his nose. She knew that the little sister was actually having a hard time.
Helian Minsheng couldn't help but nodded.
"Master, let me hold him."
Mo Ye seemed to sense that Luo'er was about to leave. He was practicing martial arts outside, but he immediately jumped out.
Mo Ye picked up Helian Minsheng. In the mortal world, they rarely flew with swords.
Luo Er gently summoned the Linghu. The little fellow was growing very fast and was already as big as a big dog. "I'll hold my brother, and you can ride your own mount."
"But the Golden Bell Beast might be a bit big, so you should not go over there. I will just take my brother to play with it."
Luo Er looked at him with a smile, but Mo Ye said nothing, just silently using his spiritual power to help him fly.
For a cultivator, flying with spiritual power is quite tiring. But in order not to make too much noise, he followed Luo'er obediently.
Zhoufu
Luo'er used an invisibility talisman and took Helian Minsheng to lift the tiles, paying attention to everything in the room.
"Aunt, can you give it back to me? It was...given to me by a brother. It was a gift from someone else. My mother said that gifts given by others cannot be given to others casually."
The little girl was crying so hard that her eyes were wet. His body was bruised from being pinched in many places. Even his clothes were torn.
"You little bastard, your sister told me everything. You are so naughty at such a young age, and you actually tried to seduce the young prince of the Southern Kingdom! I've got this thing, and you are not allowed to tell your father, otherwise, I will kill you!"
The maidservant next to the woman called aunt pinched her again. Suddenly, Zhou Jinan burst into tears, "I will tell my father, I will definitely tell my father. Wuwuwu... This is my favorite gift. My favorite!"