I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?

Chapter 233 Uncle Mu is too shameless



Chapter 233 Uncle Mu is too shameless

――【Help, sooner or later I will die in Sister Wan's hands, who cares if I die laughing】

――【Who is not? 】

――【How should I put it, my sister Wan always has a kind of beauty that lacks a brainstem】

――【My male god! Hahahahaha, my boyfriend’s look is so outrageous]

--[It's good to be handsome, even if he dresses like this, there are still many women screaming for him! 】

Outside the barrage.

"How's it going?" Jun Wan, who has a missing brain stem, is asking for credit, with a proud expression on his face, "Is this protective measure okay?"

Mu Hanye: "..."

He didn't want to talk anymore.

But a certain little woman is still chattering,

"I'm satisfied. I can protect you and complete the task at the same time. I kill two birds with one stone!"

Perfect! 【????乛?乛????】

Movie Emperor Mu was dejected, his wife was a little stick, how could she be broken?

What he just said was just an excuse. Who could really be allergic to animal saliva?

He is just mysophobic and dislikes the saliva.

But Wanwan actually took it seriously?

She took it seriously and put a hood on his head for fear of getting hurt.

Uh, barely counting the headgear.

Now that's good, how can he refuse?

Jun Wan didn't leave him time to grieve.

"Quick, quick, I'll pick a handsome one for you!"

The actor followed his fate resignedly.

Jun Wan's eyes swept around the alpacas.

At this time, a familiar little alpaca came closer and tried hard to get closer to Mu Hanye.

"Go away!" Jun Wan shouted fiercely at it.

She recognized it, this was the one that spat on her just now!

Bah, what a shameless hunchback!

"This one won't work!"

Jun Wan showed no mercy and pushed the alpaca away.

She said earnestly, "Hanhan, it's a female, and it sprayed me just now!"

"A hunchback knows how to engage in female competition, which shows how jealous it is!"

"Don't think it likes you now, it just likes your beautiful skin!"

Movie Emperor Mu, who was still wearing a plastic bag, said: "...Well, everything Wan Wan said is right."

Unable to bear it anymore, he pointed to his head and said aggrievedly: "Wanwan, can I get rid of this thing? It's so boring."

"Good boy, please be patient. This is to protect your handsome face. If it gets ruined by kissing you, I'll be heartbroken!"

The corners of Movie Emperor Mu's mouth immediately rose. His waist no longer hurt, his legs no longer hurt, and even his chest was no longer tight!

"Okay, listen to Wanwan!"

――【As long as you hesitate for a second, I won't feel ashamed】

――[Why hesitate? If there was a tail behind the male god, it would reach the sky right now! 】

――【So, does he really plan to finish recording the show wearing that thing? 】

――【Why are you chasing a wife if you want to be embarrassed? Forget it until you end up alone! 】

"Found it!" After walking around for a while, Jun Wan finally saw one that pleased his eyes.

She quickly pointed it out to Mu Hanye.

"It's right there, see? The one that looks like a golden lion!"

Movie Emperor Mu took a closer look and said, "Well, it's not bad."

In fact, it doesn't matter to him, since you can't kiss his face anyway, you can choose any one.

But Jun Wan was extremely satisfied.

"Wow, as long as this is taken out alone, it would be as high as Long Aotian in the alpaca world!"

At first glance, it’s true!

"Come on, Hanhan, seduce it quickly!"

Mu Hanye: "..."

He doesn't have the skill to seduce an alpaca.

Movie Emperor Mu thought for a while, then simply raised his hand and waved at the alpaca.

"Oh Hanhan, you are useless, you have to give them some benefits first, it, it came here!"

Jun Wan looked worried and was about to teach him two moves.

As a result, the alpaca actually came over!

Just how many moves did you make? Got it?

The next scene was even more incredible.

Movie Emperor Mu nodded his right cheek, signaling the alpaca for a kiss.

Then, the hunchback touched Mu Hanye's face through the plastic bag.

"Mission successful!"

The program team also found it incredible and announced the final result loudly.

――【Sisters, can anyone tell me, do you even care about alpacas these days? 】

――【You can't say that, Sister Wan is also good-looking, except for being a bit silly occasionally】

――【That can’t have anything to do with personality, right? I do not believe! 】

――【I can only say yes, see you soon! 】

Outside the barrage.

The mission was completed, but Jun Wan also became autistic.

At this time, she was squatting in the corner and drawing circles.

No one can persuade me.

Little Niannian squatted beside her and muttered, turning into a caring little cotton-padded jacket to comfort her aunt.

"Auntie, don't be unhappy. That ugly hunchback doesn't kiss you, it's not because you are bad."

Jun Wan looked at her gloomily: "Why is that?"

Xiao Niannian: "Maybe it's because...ah, I know, it's because Uncle Mu is too thick-skinned!"

Movie Emperor Mu, who had just squatted down and was about to comfort his wife: "..."

You never miss an opportunity to stab me, right?

Xiao Niannian’s analysis is reasonable and well-founded:

"She's so thick-skinned that she can even grind her teeth when kissing her. That alpaca's mouth is so protruding, it must be a buck tooth. It wants to smooth it down a bit so it looks better!"

Huba, Huba.

Movie Emperor Mu's breathing became much heavier.

Little Niannian looked up blankly: "Hey, where is Peggy breathing?"

Mu Hanye: "?!"

Jun Wan: "...Pfft!"

She almost believed it.

At this time, Movie Emperor Mu quickly said, "Wanwan! You are so smart, why can't you figure it out?"

Jun Wan pouted: "Are you trying to say that I'm uglier than you?"

"Of course not! Have you forgotten? The one you picked for me just now was a male."

"Then the one I picked for myself is a female." Jun Wan was still a little unhappy, "Why is the male willing to kiss you, but the female spits on me?"

"That's because you are so beautiful, and that female hunchback is jealous of you!"

Jun Wan couldn't help but want to laugh: "Really?"

Mu Hanye replied decisively: "Of course!"

Jun Wan couldn't control the corners of his mouth at this time.

In fact, she is not really stingy, just a little depressed.

Everyone: "..."

Are you being coaxed? Not Sister Wan, when did you become so worthless?

Forget it, the process is not important.

As long as this little ancestor stops being sulky, everything will be fine.

Everything was fine on their side, but the guest group on the other side was in trouble!


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