readytorunbook Chapter 282 Give a wife?
Chapter 282 Give a wife?
She first approached everyone:
"What do you think of our roasted sweet potatoes? Does it taste delicious?"
The customer found Jun Wan quite pleasing to the eye and also ate sweet potatoes, so he naturally started chatting with her:
"That's right, little girl, your sweet potatoes are so roasted. My old lady has bad teeth. They are so soft and chewy that I don't even need to chew them."
"Little girl, how much do your sweet potatoes cost? Do the math, we have to pay for it!"
"Yeah, there's so much. If you share it with everyone for free, what else are you making? Calculate how much it costs, we can't take advantage of a little girl!"
"..."
Jun Wan felt that the time had come for her to suffer misfortune!
So she pretended, sighed heavily,
"Alas! Uncles and aunties, you don't know, but my family grows a lot of sweet potatoes, a whole ten acres!
This is all a sin I made when I was a child. I always dreamed of owning a ten-acre sweet potato field. Now my brother will help me realize my dream!
He also said that I have to dig all these ten acres of land by myself, but look at me, I have thin arms and legs, how can I do this! "
Everyone looked at Jun Wan and found that he was indeed quite thin. How could his brother endure it?
Someone gave her a suggestion: "Little girl, you can hire a few people to dig for you. The labor shouldn't be expensive. You can afford it after selling so many sweet potatoes!"
Jun Wan shook his head and said in frustration: "No, my brother won't let me! He also said that if I do this, he will plant ten more acres for me and let me dig all I can at once!"
Jun Wan was talking enthusiastically, but behind her, Yu Yan had a look of despair, it was over!
If the sister framed the elder brother and the others like this, the brothers would definitely not be willing to touch a hair of their sister.
But for him, hey, he won’t even leave a single armpit hair, it’s still the kind that he plucks out with his bare hands!
After returning, his skin needs to be tightened!
Here, Jun Wan was still fooling around. She waved her hand, and Ji Mengmeng stepped forward with a big basket in her arms.
Jun Wan patted her arm and motioned for her to put the basket down.
Jun Wan continued: "So, I just thought, why don't I give it away for free, dig one and get one free! Anyone who wants to come can take it, men, women, old and young!"
At this time, a young lady of four or five years old pulled the man beside her hard.
He was so excited that he jumped up and down: "Wow, dad, did you hear it? If you dig a basket of sweet potatoes, you will give it to your daughter-in-law!"
What a bargain this deal is, let’s go dig it out quickly!
I want to choose that sister. She is good-looking and funny. She is a perfect match for me!
With her as my wife, I don’t want the little crybaby sister from Uncle Wang’s family! "
Xiao Zhengtai pointed at Jun Wan and said excitedly.
Mu Hanye immediately took a step forward and stayed close to his wife.
You brat, how long have you been weaned? You want to get a wife, and I’ve just signed up.
Jun Wan, who was suddenly chosen by the cute little girl as his daughter-in-law: "..."
Although you look very cute, but you said I'm funny, I have to talk about you properly!
She showed her most kind smile.
He corrected Xiaozhengtai in a soft voice: "Little brother, I call this humor, not funny."
Xiao Zhengtai was even more excited: "Wow~Dad, my sister has spoken. She has spoken to me. Dad, please get out of this marriage quickly. I must marry her!"
Jun Wan: "…………"
Is it unusual for her to talk these days?
Co-author What she just said was not human?
The man looked embarrassed and quickly covered his son's mouth.
"You brat, you can't say this. My sister already has a boyfriend. Look at that handsome guy next to you!"
Xiao Zhengtai glanced at Mu Hanye and then at Jun Wan, looking back and forth between the two of them several times.
Then he said to his father seriously: "Dad, that uncle is a bit handsome, but he is not worthy of my sister. He looks a bit old and his face is a bit dark!"
Mu Hanye: "...!!!" Draw your sword, you brat. If you're a man, fight him alone!
Who are you calling uncle? Calling him so old is already a generation difference from Wanwan!
When Jun Wan saw Han Han clenching his fists with veins popping out on the back of his hands, he quickly grabbed him.
"Pfft!" Yu Yan gloated at the sidelines.
"Little brother, you are very discerning. Such an old man is really not compatible with my sister!"
"Your sister?" Xiao Zhengtai tilted his head and looked at Yu Yan.
Yu Yan was quite proud: "Yes, the pretty sister you just fell in love with is my brother's biological sister!"
"Ah, it turns out he's my brother-in-law! Nice to meet you~"
Xiao Zhengtai cupped his chubby little hands into fists and gave Yu Yan a graceful salute.
Mr. Yu was immediately confused.
"No, you? Me? Brother-in-law?"
Such a young brother-in-law can’t afford it!
Little Shota looked cute and cute: "Yeah, it's like this on TV~"
On the side, Xiao Zhengtai's father couldn't stand listening, "What did you tell your mother? Don't scream!"
Jun Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Little brother, you are still too young to marry your sister!"
"Why? Isn't it good to marry the person you like? I like my sister very much. Don't you like me, sister?"
Jun Wan: "..." Your logic is quite fluent.
She knelt down in front of Xiao Zhengtai and explained patiently:
"Of course my sister likes you, but this kind of love is not the kind that can lead to marriage. You are only so old, and my sister is already twenty years old."
"Sister, can't you wait until I grow up? When I grow up, I will use an eight-carat sedan to marry you in!" Xiao Zhengtai promised, patting her chest.
Onlookers on the side, Mu Hanye: "..."
At this moment, Movie Emperor Mu finally understood why he was getting further and further off track in pursuing his wife.
It turns out it’s because he’s not sexy enough!
Look at this brat, when P is older, he can write such bad checks.
Jun Wan smiled and pinched the young lady's face: "It's not that my sister won't wait for you, it's that when you grow up, my sister will become an old woman."
Xiao Zhengtai waved his hand: "It's okay, I don't mind the wrinkles on your face!"
Jun Wan: "..." I thank you.
The man covered his face to hide his embarrassment. He really didn’t want to recognize this terrible son!
He stretched out his hand and pulled his son back: "Okay, stop dreaming. What my sister said about digging one and giving one away is not to give away a wife for free!"
Xiao Zhengtai looked at Jun Wan with a hurt expression:
"But my sister clearly said just now that she wanted to 'give it away for free', and she even patted the round-faced sister!"
Xiao Zhengtai pointed at Ji Mengmeng, pouted and continued to accuse: "Don't you mean, dig a basket and give it to a sister?"
Round-faced sister Ji Mengmeng: "??"
Sister Wanwan wants to give her away for free?
Jun Wan: "?!"
Now she understood. The little cute baby's logic was not wrong, and he understood it very reasonably.
All I can say is that Chinese writing is profound and profound.
She explained dumbfounded:
"This 'get one for free' means that if you dig a basket of sweet potatoes, you will get a basket of sweet potatoes as a gift, not as a gift to a sister!"