I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?

Chapter 355: One Mouth One Scum

Qian Xinxin screamed in panic.

"Sister, please stop pulling at me. If I don't tear this woman into pieces today, I'll write my name, Qian Xinxin, in pieces from now on!"

Jun Wan: "..."

You do!

You are only interested in money.

"No, sister..." Qian Xinxin wanted to say more.

Jun Wan stopped him: "Be good, hold it in for now. That was just a stray dog ​​barking. We won't listen to it."

Seeing Jun Wan's confident look, Qian Xinxin stopped kicking.

On the contrary, Fang Yan, hearing Jun Wan's sarcastic scolding of her, immediately became furious and blushed: "Jun Wan, who are you calling a dog?"

Jun Wan turned around and asked lazily, "If I say you're a chicken, would you like it?"

"Pfft!" Someone couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Fang Yan: "You! You..."

Pointing at Jun Wan, he kept saying "you" for a long time.

Even after Jun Wan scolded her like that, no one spoke up to help her. Fang Yan was almost mad.

Qian Xinxin was delighted and gave Jun Wan a thumbs-up. "Sister, the rumors are really true. You're awesome!"

Jun Wan quickly clasped his fists and said modestly, "Thank you so much! I never thought my reputation would spread so widely. How are you praising me?"

Qian Xinxin scratched his head: "This is a long story."

Jun Wan's eyes sparkled: "It's okay, just talk slowly, break it down and tell it!"

Qian Xinxin: “…”

He just spoke too quickly and wanted to flatter someone, but it seems he flattered someone who was a bit arrogant?

Sister Wan is really quite popular in the circle now, especially her mouth.

After the dating variety show was broadcast, everyone knew that she was a famous mouth substitute on the Internet.

If he told Sister Wan, many netizens would say that she had a sharp tongue and could poison herself to death by licking her lips.

He even paid her a large sum of money to help him curse in the streets.

I wonder if Sister Wan will kill him.

After all, girls should care about their image.

I'd better not say anything more. My life is more important.

Qian Xinxin quickly changed the subject.

"Sister, what do you say we should do? Are we just going to let Fang Yan go?"

To be honest, he couldn't stand this humiliation.

Jun Wan was indeed taken away.

"Oh, isn't there our handsome and handsome instructor? He looks like a black-bellied person, calling me a scumbag all the time! Don't block the instructor's shine, go play on the side, ah!"

The instructor on the side: "?"

Why are you bringing this upon him?

What does it have to do with him?

Also, he doesn't eat people!

According to the plot development, shouldn't the heroine stand up next and throw the evidence in the face of the vicious female supporting role?

Why is there still a role for him?

The instructor raised his eyebrows and looked at Jun Wan with a questioning look.

Jun Wan winked at him in response.

Instructor: "..."

For the first time, a speechless expression appeared on his serious face: "You decide for yourself!"

Jun Wan shrugged and said, "Just do it yourself!"

He turned around and patted Qian Xinxin, who was looking depressed.

"Stop being emo and watch me, I'm about to give you a huge shit, I guarantee it won't disgust her to death!"

Qian Xinxin: “…”

Everyone: "..."

After saying that, she raised her legs and walked towards the direction of getting food.

The instructor didn't stop them, and no one dared to move.

A group of people just looked at Jun Wan, wondering what the hell he was up to.

Not far away, the big brother who was serving food watched the whole process.

At this moment, he was shouting with excitement and waving the banner for Jun Wan.

This little girl is really amazing. Not only is she sweet-talking, she can also coax people.

Not only can he eat a lot, but he is also good at fighting!

If he is guided well in the future, he might become a good soldier.

With just a few moves she made just now, the woman who was causing the trouble was completely defeated.

The eldest brother held up the big spoon for serving rice and imitated Jun Wan's movements just now, swishing and swishing, and was quietly practicing.

As a result, Jun Wan appeared out of nowhere.

With a flick of his hand, he stood right in front of him, smiling: "Hi, big brother~"

"Oh my!" The eldest brother was so scared that he dropped his rice spoon. "Nier, what are you doing? You scared me!"

Jun Wan smiled cunningly, with an expression that said, "You've made a killing!" He said, "Brother, you're so pretentious..."

Big Brother: “Hmm?”

Jun Wan: "Ah, bah, your moment of glory has come!"

Eldest brother: “???”.

Jun Wan didn't care whether he understood or not, and continued: "Brother, you are a pig, you look... quite handsome."

The eldest brother heard this, but the eldest brother was not happy: "Hey, why are you still cursing?"

This little girl was just sweetly calling me "brother", but now she has turned her face against me and doesn't recognize me.

Humph, the little girl’s mouth is really deceiving!

Jun Wan quickly explained, "I'm not scolding you, I'm talking about the pink pig on your chest. Wow, it's quite fashionable, it's shaped like a hair dryer~"

The eldest brother grabbed the piggy on his chest, a little nervous, "You, what do you want to do?"

"Brother, you saw it all just now, that woman over there."

Jun Wan pointed at Fang Yan openly and said, "She's so shameless, come over and give her a slap in the face for me!"

The eldest brother glanced over there, oh, that woman, of course he saw her.

He had noticed when this woman came over to get her food that she was a troublemaker and picky.

Sometimes she complained that the rice he steamed was not distinct enough.

Then he said that the food he cooked was too oily and unhealthy.

As chefs, they hate people who like to find fault the most.

If you like it, eat it. If you don’t, get out.

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"Sister, I'm a tall, handsome, and righteous soldier. How could I hit a woman? I absolutely can't do this!"

Jun Wan: “…” Buddy, you’re quite good at it. You always find opportunities to praise yourself.

"Who told you to hit her?" She is a first-class good citizen.

He is the most law-abiding person and generally will not hit anyone.

Big Brother: "So you want me to slap him in the face?"

Jun Wan: "...This slap in the face doesn't mean you're going to slap her in the face. Of course, if you're willing, I'll definitely do it for you! If you don't want to, then this slap in the face is just to reveal the truth and rub her face hard on the ground. Do you understand?"

“Ah~ I understand, I understand!”

The eldest brother smiled embarrassedly, "It's said that you scholars are cultured. The more books you read, the more intelligent you are. The more you speak, the more elegant your words are, hehe..."

Jun Wan: "This has nothing to do with cultural level. It's just a joke."

The eldest brother was eager to try: "So what exactly should we do? Should we just go over and push her to the ground?"

Jun Wan hooked her finger at him and said in a low voice, "This pig is given to you by the production team, right? If I'm not mistaken, there's a hidden camera inside."

The eldest brother was even more frightened and his eyes widened instantly.

He quickly covered his chest, "You, how did you know this?!"

Is there a mole on the show? Who is it? Who exposed his undercover identity?

Thinking of this possibility, the eldest brother was extremely sad and angry.

Jun Wan: "..."

No, brother, you're being too dramatic.

"Isn't this simple? It's obvious, what 5'8" tall guy would have such strong tastes as to wear a pink piglet on his chest? This is clearly a stunt by the production team!"

It's such a perverted thing, only the program crew could come up with it.

Could it be that the production team deliberately invited her this time because she became popular after appearing on a dating variety show before?

Then take the opportunity to ride on the popularity of the dating variety show?

How else to explain a perfectly good military training variety show?

There are obviously many ways to deal with hidden cameras.

Why does the program team insist on having a completely pink pig?

Director Guo was always like this when recording "Fast and Furious".

Just make some pink bows and pink hearts when you have nothing to do.

The military training program crew definitely wanted to take advantage of the situation, but they were afraid of being criticized by netizens if it was too obvious.

Finally used this method.

Come to think of it, it’s not impossible.

Well, she is getting better now. Who would have thought that she would become so popular now.

Because Jun Wan lowered his voice, the people behind him couldn't hear him.

However, the audience in front of the camera could hear it clearly.