readytorunbook Chapter 133
Chapter 133
Lu Yan smokes first!
On his card, it was written that he would do a dance.
Xiao Yan jumped up excitedly.
“Wow… Dance! Daddy dance!”
Xiaotong took the lead in twisting his buttocks: “I want to see my dad dance and twist his ass.” ”
Lu Yan is full of black lines.
“Even if he dances, Dad dances street dance, and he doesn’t dance in a girl group, so he doesn’t have to twist his buttocks. ”
Saying that, Lu Yan walked to the middle of the living room and had a lively street dance.
Yang Mi looked at the peach blossoms in her eyes.
“Wow, my husband is so handsome. This is hip-hop! What are those little fresh meat dancing?”
Xiao Yan Xiaotong looked confused.
Dad’s dance seemed to be a little different from what they knew.
It’s Yang Mi’s turn to smoke.
She’s a blank card.
Yang Mi waved proudly: “Haha… Escaped. ”
Then there is Xiao Yan.
The card she drew said gnaw Xiaotong’s feet.
Xiaotong excitedly took off his socks and raised his left leg high.
The little feet writhed triumphantly.
Xiao Yan was reluctant.
But the little guy is very trustworthy and willing to gamble and lose.
After struggling for a long time, she still put her face up and gently bit Xiaotong’s stinky feet.
Then he made a retching expression with disgust on his face and quickly slipped away.
Giggle, cluck…
Xiao Tong almost laughed.
“Sister, my fragrance?”
Xiao Yan pursed his lips: “It stinks to death, it’s worse than my parents’ feet.” ”
Lu Yan: “…”
Yang Mi: “…”
Can you not accidentally injure two at once?
Immediately after, Xiaotong was lucky and also drew a blank card.
Then it was Lu Yan’s turn to pump.
His card said to buy ten books for Xiao Yan.
Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it was not a blank card, he was satisfied with the punishment.
You can even add pounds!
Subsequently, Yang Mi’s card said to sing a song.
Lu Yan instantly covered his ears.
“I think my wife can be exempt from punishment, stop singing. ”
My wife is really terrible when she sings!
One life loss tip a day.
If you listen to “The Offering of Love” twice a day, Lu Yan can live ten years less.
Not an exaggeration at all!
Yang Mi wiped the tip of her nose and was very unconvinced: “I am willing to gamble and lose.” I’m not going to deny the punishment. ”
“Just sing the song “Fairy Tale” that my husband wrote for me before, I like it very much. ”
“I don’t remember how long it has been, I haven’t heard you again…”
The first sentence is out of tune.
Xiaoyan Xiaotong is still young after all, and she doesn’t understand music.
No matter how ugly Yang Mi sang, she played the piano to the cow, and they didn’t feel much.
It can be for a profession like Lu Yan.
The singing voice of his wife is simply a life-killing sword and a soul flag!
Yang Mi asked in a coquettish voice, “What’s the husband, is he singing quite well?”
Seeing that Landing Rock was about to answer.
Yang Mi immediately glared at him fiercely, implying that he was not allowed to say bad things.
Lu Yan immediately deflated: “It’s just a heavenly sound.” With his wife’s appearance and figure, it is both pleasing and pleasing to the eye. ”
“After listening to my wife’s beautiful singing, the days increase and the years increase the longevity. ”
Yang Mi waved her hand embarrassedly: “It’s not that exaggerated, it’s good anyway.” ”
Then, the card that Xiao Yan drawn…
Fart!
Lu Yan and his wife both breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, they didn’t draw the card written by Xiaotong, the bad guy.
Otherwise, do they let it go or not?
If you deny it, you will set a bad example for your child.
It would be too embarrassing to do so.
Even if it’s a family, it’s embarrassing to do that.
Lu Yan is quite sympathetic to Xiao Yan.
This little lady is very gentle, not as fierce as Xiaotong, so a social cow.
She struggled for a long time: “Dad, what should I do if I can’t let it out?”
At this time, an extremely discordant voice sounded behind Xiao Tong.
“Then I’ll put it for my sister!”
Yang Mi reacted and quickly covered her nose.
“Xiaotong, stay away from your mother. ”
Xiao Tong smiled evilly and pounced directly on Yang Mi.
“No, I’m going to stick to my mother!”
Yang Mi looked disgusted.
“You… You’re carrying a nuclear II weapon, and you want to die with your mother, right?”
“The power of this paper bullet is too strong. ”
Lu Yan laughed mercilessly on the side.
“Wife, don’t forget, your feet are hydrogen bombs, bombard each other!”
Yang Mi took off her shoes.
“Besides, I’ll stomp your foot in your face!”
Lu Yan smiled even more cheaply.
“Isn’t this a perk for me?”
Yang Mi: “…”
The next morning.
Yang Mi said: “Why are our parents so quiet these days? Call them and call them home for a meal. ”
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As she spoke, Yang Mi dialed her mother’s phone.
“Mom, why can’t I see you in the past two days?
Mother Yang struggled for a long time, but still told the truth.
“Mom fainted outside two days ago and was taken to the hospital and stayed for two days. Not much of a deal, now restored. ”
Yang Mi suddenly jumped up. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
“Mom, did you faint and was hospitalized?
Mother Yang grinned awkwardly: “I told you, it’s not a big deal.” You have three children, and it is inconvenient for you to come to the hospital. ”
“I went home yesterday, and I’m in good spirits now, so I’ll go to you right away. ”
After hanging up the phone, Lu Yan frowned.
“Wife, what’s the situation?”
Yang Mi spread her hands: “It’s still an old problem, our mother’s blood pressure is a little high, and her blood sugar has been unstable recently.” ”
“Our mother is getting older and older, and if she doesn’t take care of herself, she is prone to all kinds of geriatric diseases. ”
Lu Yan’s face changed suddenly.
This is a serious problem.
“When our mother comes, I’ll help her take a look and then prescribe a few pairs of medicine. ”
“These are chronic diseases that require long-term recuperation. ”
Not long after, the old father-in-law and mother-in-law came to the house.
Lu Yan hurriedly greeted him.
“Mom, I’ll take your pulse. ”
Mother Yang knew that her son-in-law was proficient in medical skills, so she stretched out her hand.
“I’ve had an old problem, I’ve been taking medicine for the past few years, and there’s nothing to see. ”
Of course, Lu Yan knew what illness his mother-in-law had.
However, he still has to grasp her specific symptoms and conditions through looking, smelling, and inquiring, and then he can prescribe medicine.
After some operation, Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
“The blood pressure is indeed a bit high, the heart beats fast, and there are some problems with the liver and stomach, but it is not too serious. Can Mom drink Chinese medicine?”
The mother-in-law nodded: “Of course, how could we have so many Western medicines when we were children? I still have a casserole at home!”
Western medicine works quickly, and Chinese medicine can cure the root cause.
The mother-in-law suffers from chronic diseases and needs long-term recuperation, so traditional Chinese medicine is more appropriate.
Lu Yan said: “Mom, don’t take the medicine from the hospital first.” I’ll grab some Chinese medicine for you in the next two days. ”
“Just eat according to the recipe I wrote, and in less than a year, your body should be able to return to the indicators of a normal person. ”
Mother Yang was stunned: “Really, it’s impossible! My chronic disease is almost incurable, and the most important thing is to control it.” ”
Yang Mi patted her mother on the shoulder.
“Mom, you just believe Lu Yan, he is a miracle doctor. I don’t know where he learned his medical skills, but he’s pretty good anyway. ”
Mother Yang smiled and said: “Believe, of course I believe it! My son-in-law doesn’t believe it, what else can I believe?”
……
Two days later.
Penguin Music is officially announced.
Lu Yan’s new digital album “Twenty Songs of Favorite Wife” will launch three songs at 0:00.
“Love Has to Be Done”, “Confession Balloon”, “The First Time”.
This is a foreshadowing.
Penguin Music has increased its registered users by 3 million and VIP users by 500,000.
Earn hemp!
After 0:00, the three songs were just ten minutes after they were launched.
The total sales exceeded 10 million!
That is, just ten minutes.
The sales of the three songs reached 30 million.
That’s a lot faster than Penguin Music’s estimate of two hours.
The momentum is so fierce that Penguin Music can’t even be organized.
The key Lu Yan’s three songs not only sold very hard at the beginning, but also rose very well later.
Because the word-of-mouth of the three songs is better than the other.
“‘The First Time’ is so good, isn’t it? Because I just made a successful confession to the goddess, haha. ”
I decided to grab my guitar tonight and go downstairs to the goddess’s dormitory to sing this song to her, hoping to confess success. ”
“The three songs loop indefinitely, and you won’t get tired of listening to them for days. At that time, other songs will be online again. Teacher Lu YYDS!”
“Twenty songs in one sitting, I don’t have hope for the quality of the songs. I didn’t expect the opening three songs to be so explosive, so classic!
In order to spoil his wife, Mr. Lu released twenty songs in a row. My wife was so moved that she beat me up. Brothers, how can I spoil my wife so that I can reach the level of Teacher Lu?”
“Upstairs, then you can only hand in the rations twenty times in a row. ”
“You’re trying to let him die!”
“I heard that Xiao Yan Xiaotong is about to enter the first grade? There are girls in the Lu family who have just grown up, and they are all big girls. ”
“Then Mr. Lu will have more time to sing and make movies and TV series, right?”
It’s a pity that Xiao Yan Xiaotong didn’t let them appear when she went to elementary school. and the last two episodes of “Where Are You Going, Dad” can see them. ”
“If I want to see Xiaoyan Xiaotong in the future, I can only wait for them to go to college. ”
“Fortunately, there is a national group pet Xiaoqiuqiu, and the ball is about to grow up. Otherwise, I don’t see Mr. Lu drying the baby for a day, and I feel uncomfortable. ”
……
Home.
Lu Yan and his wife looked at the sales data of the three songs (Li Nuo’s) and were very satisfied.
Yang Mi said excitedly: “My husband is amazing! In less than half a day after three songs, the sales are about to exceed 100 million.” ”
“I estimate that the sales of 20 songs on the entire album can exceed 500 million, or even 1 billion. ”
“This album will be the hottest album in music history, and it was written to me by my husband!”
“Wow, it’s worth a lifetime. I can listen to this album and age gracefully. ”
“I hope I’m old and ugly, and my husband still spoils me so much. ”
Although his wife is immersed in a honey pot.
But Lu Yan still poured cold water.
“I spoil my wife, and it has nothing to do with my wife’s beauty and ugliness. Even if you’re a fat pig, I’ll spoil you so much. ”
Yang Mi was suddenly petrified.
“Lu Yan, are you a person? You spoiled me to this point, and poured cold water on my head. ”
“Spoil me and want me to scold you, right?”
Lu Yan said with a smile: “Being scolded by my wife is also a kind of happiness.” ”
Yang Mi simply has no way to take this scoundrel.
At this time, Mango Station called Lu Yan.
explained in detail the recording plan of the last two episodes of “Where Are You Going, Dad”.
The kids are about to start school.
The last two episodes had to be recorded intensively.
After recording, children can go to school with peace of mind and will no longer be disturbed by the outside world.
Therefore, the last two episodes were recorded consecutively.
The first phase is scheduled for September 8 and the first phase is scheduled for September 15.
Lu Yan immediately said: “No problem, just do it.” “。