Chapter 748 - 749: Hate Myself for Not Having Superpowers
Chapter 748 - 749: Hate Myself for Not Having Superpowers
"Si'er, don't overthink it. My sister is all bark and no bite. Since she's already agreed to us being together, everything will definitely be fine. We'll bring her some gifts in a few days, and by then, everything will probably be sorted!"Chu Tian saw Li Si hitting her own head and thought she was worried about the two of them. Feeling compassionate, he hugged Li Si and comforted her gently.
"Mm, I believe you!" Li Si replied obediently, then let Chu Tian hold her as they both enjoyed the river view together!
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Meanwhile, inside the villa, Chu Yan was holding an apple in her left hand, her right hand on her hip, looking imperiously at Yun Hao, who was curled up in the corner of the sofa!
"Speak up, just now when you were sneaking around with Xiao Tian, did he secretly give you cigarettes?"
Yun Hao felt bitter inside. Having such a smart wife can also be a trial!
After all this time, he thought Chu Yan hadn't noticed, but who knew she had such keen eyes!
But he hadn't even had a chance to smoke a single cigarette from the pack—handing it over completely would be too much of a loss!
So, Yun Hao resolved to deny it to the death!
"Dear wife, you must have seen wrong. Xiao Tian didn't give me anything at all!"
"Oh really? Are you sure? Honey, I don't want to hear your explanations once I've found it. For the sake of you having a place to sleep tonight, it's better you be honest!"
Chu Yan raised her brows, looking amusedly at Yun Hao, unable to understand what's so good about smoking?
In Chu Yan's view, smoking is both unpleasant and harmful to health, which is why she doesn't want Yun Hao smoking. But she also understands that quitting cold turkey after ten years of smoking would be tough, so she's allowed him a limit of three cigarettes a day!
Hehe, a place to sleep? Of course, there is. If I don't go to your room, I can go to Xiao Shishi's room. Too bad, Tang Rou is out on a mission tonight, otherwise, there'd be one more option!
"Don't even think about it, you can't go into Shishi's room tonight!" Chu Yan seemed to read Yun Hao's mind, casually throwing out a statement that crushed his dreams in the cradle!
"Wife, I think we should be reasonable. You can't just make decisions on behalf of Xiao Shishi!" Yun Hao rolled his eyes and suddenly looked at Zhao Shishi, "Xiao Shishi, don't you agree with me?"
"Agree with what? I think Xiao Yan is right. Don't even think about my room tonight!" Zhao Shishi gave Yun Hao a proud look, decisively adding insult to injury since Yun Hao had just pinched her bottom sneakily!
"Hahaha, Yun Hao, did you hear that? So, will you hand over the cigarettes yourself, or should I find them and make you sleep on the living room sofa?" Chu Yan laughed merrily, high-fived Zhao Shishi, and looked at Yun Hao triumphantly!
"I've got rotten luck with people, I swear I didn't take any cigarettes from Xiao Tian!" Yun Hao exclaimed over the top, secretly holding a grudge and planning to fix this traitor Shishi at some point!
Hmph, ten spanks on the bottom at the very least!
"Since you want to resist to the end, don't blame this queen for being ruthless!" Chu Yan laughed loudly, then looked over at Ren Yueshan, who was trying to sneak back to her room!
"Yueshan, tell me, did Yun Hao give you the cigarettes to hide?"
"Sister Yan, how could I? I'm such a cute and obedient girl, how could I help an uncle hide cigarettes? You must be mistaken!" Ren Yueshan giggled, then blinked her big eyes, trying hard to act cute!
But could you please not cover your belly with your little hands when speaking? It's like giving yourself away!
Yun Hao was speechless, looking up to the heavens, wishing for another chance to choose—he'd definitely choose to... switch teammates!
Yes, switch to a smarter teammate. If it were Cheng Siyu, that little flight attendant would have hidden the cigarettes perfectly, or Zhao Ya would work too!
With Zhao Ya's obedience, she'd definitely guard that pack of cigarettes with her life!
"Yueshan, you know in this house, it's either me or Yun Hao who calls the shots, right? Come now, be good, hand over the cigarettes, or you and Yun Hao will both have no room to sleep tonight!"
Chu Yan threatened Ren Yueshan, standing atop the sofa to demonstrate her dominance, gently placing one foot on Yun Hao's chest!
Little did she know, Chu Yan's so-called intimidating posture just benefited Yun Hao, pinned beneath her!
Looking at Chu Yan's grace, Yun Hao was nearly drooling. He couldn't even be bothered to pretend to struggle; he just laid back with his hands behind his head, enjoying the view!
"You big pervert, stop looking!" Chu Yan was both shy and angry, mortified that he was still trying to take advantage of her in such a serious moment.
If it were just the two of them, Chu Yan wouldn't care, but Zhao Shishi and Ren Yueshan were also there!
So, she had no choice but to get off Yun Hao, angrily hitting him with a pillow, then storming over to Ren Yueshan and, ignoring her resistance, boldly lifted her clothes!
Whoa, not so fast! I didn't even get a good look!
When Chu Yan lifted Ren Yueshan's shirt, Yun Hao felt a flash of white, like a divine light, almost blinding his eyes. So enticing!
Sadly, good things are fleeting. Just one second later, Chu Yan found the cigarettes and let Ren Yueshan's shirt fall back down!
This left Yun Hao frustrated, wishing he had a superpower to blow anyone's clothes off with a gust of wind!
"Why is there only one pack?" Chu Yan was naturally unaware of Yun Hao's indecent thoughts. Looking at the single pack of cigarettes, she looked puzzled at Ren Yueshan.
"How many packs should there be?" Ren Yueshan blinked her big eyes innocently, seeming even more confused than Chu Yan!
Judging from Ren Yueshan's reaction, she didn't seem to be lying, and Chu Yan also checked around where she was sitting and found no other places you could stash cigarettes. Then she turned to look at Yun Hao!
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