Chapter 185 The highest level of pretentiousness! (Please subscribe) (Page 12)
Chapter 185 The highest level of pretentiousness! (Please subscribe) (Page 12)
Wu Youde deliberately stayed outside for a while,
He looked at the watch on his hand and saw that ten minutes had passed before he walked back.
As soon as he walked through the door, he heard the noise and bustle of people in the front yard far away, and he immediately grinned.
Lao Yan, Lao Yan, it’s you as expected.
You really didn't disappoint me!
He walked slowly through the small courtyard and saw a group of people gathered in the front yard. Yan Bugui stood in the middle, waving the letter and shouting: "It is written clearly on this, Shanhai Ta Kung Pao, Tian Hai Ta Kung Pao, Tian Jin Progress Daily.
Can I still lie to you? There is a great writer in our courtyard!
The letter inside cannot be shown to you. The letter is a personal item. How can you read it without permission?
But I won’t lie to you. It does say that newspapers want to buy virtuous articles. This is true as I just accidentally read it. It’s definitely not wrong!
Oh my god! You won’t believe it if I tell you. Do you know how much money newspapers have to pay for ethical articles?
That is, royalties. Do you all know what royalties are?
This manuscript fee means that you write an article ethically to a newspaper and hand it over to someone else to write the manuscript. The newspaper will pay you accordingly. It’s expensive!
If you tell me that price, you won’t be able to sleep at night! "
Yan Bugui was talking with saliva and brows, and the excitement on his face was almost liquefied. People who didn't know it thought he was Wu Youde.
However, the people gathered here at the moment were all people from the courtyard. Seeing him putting on airs and deliberately titillating, many people were immediately dissatisfied.
He Yuzhu shouted, "I'm talking about the third uncle, but you can tell me, how much is Angkor's royalties?
You are just talking nonsense here without getting to the point. Are you sincerely trying to make us laugh? "
The second aunt came to visit me in the front yard and was here at this time. She also said: "That's right, Lao Yan, just say it happily!
I'm worried for you when I see you whining about something.
You are so slow, you don’t know how Yuhong comes here every day..."
This last sentence is a bit profound.
All the old ladies in the courtyard were all familiar with it, and they immediately understood what it meant, and all of them burst into laughter. Yan Bugui was so embarrassed that he felt a little ashamed when he laughed.
“Vulgar, so vulgar!
It's insulting to politeness. You talk about you old ladies, your mouth is really...I don't even care to talk about you..."
Yan Jiecheng was also there. He listened for a long time and understood what was going on. But the most important thing was that he didn't know. He saw that his father was still reluctant to say anything.
He also urged: "Dad, how much is the royalties? Can you tell me?"
Hey?
You little brat, are you already bossing me around?
Yan Bugui glared and reprimanded: "Urgent, urgent! Why are you urging?
Have you forgotten what I usually teach you?
Mount Tai collapses in front but remains unchanged; an elk rises to the left but does not blink. Only by being calm and neither arrogant nor impetuous can great things be achieved!
Don’t you understand why you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry? "
Yan Jiecheng curled his lips and remained silent.
He was afraid of Yan Bugui, but not anyone else.
Xu Damao immediately joked: "Hey! Third uncle, you are still knowledgeable. You can quote scriptures one after another.
Let me tell you, you can also write some articles some other day, maybe ten or eight articles, and what can you get if you submit it to a newspaper? "
"Fees!"
He Yuzhu added, and then he couldn't help but sarcastically said, "Don't embarrass yourself because you are illiterate."
Xu Damao immediately became angry. He pointed at He Yuzhu and retorted: "Silly Zhuer, you still have the nerve to criticize me while riding a horse?
You are just a cook, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with me?
I bother! !
Hey hey hey...it hurts, it hurts..."
Xu Damao's finger was grabbed by He Yuzhu, and he pulled it down hard. Xu Damao, who was still upright just now, immediately withered.
He quickly bent over and shouted: "Silly Zhuer, silly Zhuer, let go quickly, it's about to break, it's about to break..."
Third uncle, look, Silly Zhuer has killed someone! ! "
The quarrel between the two of them directly halved Yan Bugui's sense of accomplishment in "being in the limelight". He was so angry that he felt very fed up.
He glanced at the two people who were making a fuss angrily, and then looked away, pretending that he didn't hear or see.
Yan Bugui raised the envelope in his hand again and said with a smile: "Since everyone is so interested, this is a good thing anyway, a great thing.
I think it shouldn't matter if I reveal it.
The price of this royalties is so ridiculously high that you can’t even imagine it!
Everyone, please be quiet and listen to me, this royalties are..."
Speaking of which,
Yan Bugui was stunned immediately. He saw Wu Youde looking at him with a half-smile.
"Uh...uh..."
Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and finally they were about to hear the most important thing, but unexpectedly, at the critical moment, Yan Bugui got stuck again!
Everyone was immediately furious and expressed their dissatisfaction.
"Hey! I'm talking about the third uncle, what do you mean?"
"Third uncle, please don't lie too much. You have to lie twice about one thing. There is no one like you. Hurry up. How much is it?
I'm in a hurry to pee, and I've been holding it here for a long time! "
"Lao Yan, if you keep teasing me with my mother, believe it or not, I will go to your house to eat at night?"
"Yan Bugui, what do you mean, if you don't tell me, I will also go to your house to eat in the evening, my whole family will go!"
"..."
Yan Bugui's face suddenly turned green, and he cursed himself in his mind for lingering. If he had lingered less, he would have finished talking now.
But now, he was caught red-handed!
Not only did he secretly read other people's letters, but he also publicized the contents of other people's letters in public. This was so unethical.
"Hey Hey……"
Yan Bugui smiled dryly, ignoring the criticism from everyone around him.
He shouted to Wu Youde: "Youde, I have the letter here. Don't worry, I didn't let them see it!"
Shouting, he also waved the letter in his hand to show that what he said was true.
Wu Youde was also happy. This old boy knew a lot and was quite good at acting.
However, you secretly read my letter, why didn't you tell me?
Wu Youde walked towards Yan Bugui...
When everyone heard Yan Bugui's words, they all turned around, only to find that Wu Youde was back. Everyone was smiling, saying hello, and giving way.
"Youde is back."
"You are virtuous, is what Yan Bugui said true?"
"Brother Angkor, you are so awesome. You became a great writer without saying a word? Hey, from now on I will be bragging about it when I go out!"
"Youde, what article did you write? How much did they pay you?"
"Kor Angkor, the third uncle peeked at your letter!"
Ok?
Wu Youde turned around and found Xu Damao who was rubbing his fingers.
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