Rebirth at the Start: This Fate is Too Explosive!

Chapter 151 Brother Fan, what did that ugly bastard say to you again?

He counted on his fingers, trying to teach Ye Fan the correct aesthetic standards: "Like Su Luming in our class, isn't that a standard beauty? And Pei Yi'an from the next college, what a great temperament! And Tang Yanning, how sweet her smile is! She was in the top three in the school beauty poll on the forum! That's real beauty!"

Ye Fan's thoughts drifted to Pei Yi'an and Tang Yanning!

Seeing that Ye Fan didn't refute him, Liu Yunzhi assumed he was convinced and became even more enthusiastic, saying, "Brother Fan, I'm serious, I don't think Xian Zuling is good enough for you. Su Luming, or those two from the neighboring academy, are on your level! If you want to pursue Su Luming, brother... I'll help you!"

"..."

Looking at Liu Yunzhi's serious expression, Ye Fan felt a little touched and amused: Liu Yunzhi is a good comrade!

After a long silence, Ye Fan asked, "Why did you help me?"

Liu Yunzhi laughed and said, "Firstly, I think you're a really good person, Fan-ge, and excellent. You and Su Luming are a perfect match. Secondly, I just can't stand Lin Yufei and Xu Bin! They're always fawning over Su Luming, like peacocks displaying their feathers! They even swagger around back in the dorm. It's so annoying!"

Ye Fan was completely taken aback! So that's what happened.

Seeing that Ye Fan didn't speak, Liu Yunzhi continued, "Brother Fan, you probably can't tell, but Su Luming didn't take them seriously at all! He was just going through the motions all night! And these two idiots didn't notice at all, they were licking him so enthusiastically... It gave me goosebumps! They've completely disgraced us guys! That's the most uncomfortable thing. I'll have to talk to these two idiots about it later."

Ye Fan couldn't help but smile as he looked at Liu Yunzhi's indignant expression.

Surprisingly, this seemingly clueless straight man, who only knows how to read and play games, is quite perceptive when it comes to observing "sycophantic behavior" and his critiques are spot on.

He smiled and nodded, his tone a mix of teasing and seriousness: "Okay, we should talk about it. But let's stick to the facts and stop there. Joking around to lighten the mood is fine, but please don't let it turn into a personal attack or hurt our friendship. The dorm atmosphere is the most important thing, understand?"

Just then, Ye Fan's phone suddenly vibrated in his pocket.

He went to the relatively quiet balcony to answer the call: "Hello, Teacher Jiang?"

Jiang Fan's efficient voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ye Fan, do you have time now? Bring a boy to the Student Service Center. The students' military training uniforms have all arrived. Come over, count the number, and then be responsible for taking the boys' portion back for distribution."

Military training is about to begin.

Ye Fan readily agreed: "Okay, Teacher Jiang, I'll be right there."

He answered very enthusiastically, after all, he didn't need to participate in military training...

After hanging up the phone, Ye Fan glanced around the dormitory.

The three drunkards were still lying dead, and the only sober "laborer" left was Liu Yunzhi.

"Yunzhi, let's go, let's get to work!" he called out.

The two arrived at the student service center under the still scorching morning sun.

Upon entering, I saw Su Luming and Xian Zuling already waiting there, clearly in charge of distributing the girls' military training uniforms.

As soon as Xian Zuling saw Ye Fan, her eyes immediately darted away like a startled deer. She lowered her head, staring at the tips of her shoes, her fingers unconsciously twisting the hem of her clothes. She wished she could shrink into a crack in the wall and didn't dare to look Ye Fan in the eye.

Looking at her like this, Ye Fan couldn't help but smile with amusement.

This girl's reaction is just too cute.

Seeing that all the male and female representatives had arrived, Jiang Fan immediately directed everyone to begin the count.

The four worked together, opening, inspecting, counting, and recording the camouflage uniforms in bags.

After working for more than half an hour, I finally managed to check the sizes and quantities of all the students in the class.

Just as Ye Fan was about to leave, Xian Zuling walked up to him and whispered, "Thank you."

He deliberately frowned, pretending not to have heard him at all, and leaned closer, his voice slightly mocking: "Hmm? What did you say? Too softly, I didn't hear you. Say it again?"

Xian Zuling's cheeks instantly turned bright red, so embarrassed that she almost evaporated on the spot.

She spoke quickly, in a slightly louder but still indistinct voice, "I said... thank you... for last night!"

After saying that, she ran away quickly, this time without caring whether Ye Fan heard her or not.

Watching the hastily fleeing figure, Ye Fan's smile deepened. Hearing the words of thanks made him feel refreshed.

Liu Yunzhi, carrying another stack of clothes, came over with a look of curiosity and gossip: "Brother Fan, what did that ugly guy say to you this time? Is he interested in you and wants to pursue you?"

He couldn't help but ask his simple "logic".

Depend on!

Let Liu Yunzhi, this straightforward guy, continue to call the future stunning beauty "ugly bitch"?

Absolutely not! This must be corrected!

He raised his hand and lightly patted Liu Yunzhi on the back of the head, then put on a stern face and began to lecture him in a serious tone: "What nonsense are you talking about? That girl is very innocent! Also, you're not allowed to use such nasty words to talk about her anymore! Do you hear me?"

He paused, lowered his voice, and his expression became frighteningly serious: "Think about it, what if these words accidentally reach her ears? The young girl is easily embarrassed, and in a moment of despair... she might do something foolish, like jumping off a building... What then? Can you bear that responsibility?"

This serious consequence gave Liu Yunzhi a huge fright!

He jerked his neck back, his eyes widening in terror: "Huh? No...no way? Jump...jump off a building? It's that serious?"

Seeing Ye Fan's extremely serious expression, he nodded hurriedly like a chicken pecking at rice: "Well... okay! I promise I won't say it again! Now that you mention it... it really is quite scary..."

He touched the back of his head, still feeling a lingering fear.

Ye Fan rolled his eyes speechlessly at his bewildered expression. This guy was a hopeless case of male chauvinism; he had absolutely no sense of humor or understanding of subtext.

Ye Fan and Liu Yunzhi carried the boys' camouflage uniforms back to the dormitory. Coincidentally, the gods who had been living a life of drunken revelry last night were now struggling to get out of bed, rubbing their throbbing heads and looking dazed, clearly not fully recovered yet.

Ye Fan had Liu Yunzhi distribute the dozen or so camouflage uniforms.

Although Ye Fan had the privilege of being exempt from training, the school still issued him a set of uniforms ordered by the school.

He picked up his own set, looked at the brand-new camouflage, and suddenly felt playful. He decisively took off his T-shirt, put on the camouflage top, and looked at himself from left to right in the half-length mirror behind the dormitory door.

The boy in the mirror had a tall and straight figure, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist. The rugged lines of his camouflage uniform accentuated his heroic spirit.

Ye Fan raised an eyebrow at his reflection in the mirror with great satisfaction, a narcissistic smile curving his lips. In a voice just loud enough for the whole dorm to hear, he exclaimed, "Tsk, so damn handsome! With my looks, tsk tsk tsk, I wake up every morning to my own reflection!"