readytorunbook Chapter 80: Almost Blown Me Out with One Punch on Livestream! A demure, submissive monkey monster? H
Chapter 80: Almost Blown Me Out with One Punch on Livestream! A demure, submissive monkey monster? H
Chapter 80: Almost punched me to death on live stream! A seemingly innocent, submissive monkey monster? His expression changed in an instant! (Please continue reading!)
Ye Yinchuan finally understood.
Regardless of whether Jinfu had figured out the monkey monster's temperament, his "discipline" was completely ineffective, or even counterproductive.
the reason is simple.
This level of "hitting" is not a punishment at all, it's a reward!
The monkey monster thought you were playing with it.
When it's in a bad mood, it throws a tantrum. If you play with it when it's angry, will it ever calm down?
It will only get worse!
"Wrong! You're completely wrong!"
Ye Yinchuan pointed at the screen, looking exasperated, and said through gritted teeth.
If you're going to discipline a Pokémon, you should at least be as fiery as your own "Fire Paw"!
When Ye Yinchuan explained the general situation and the pros and cons to Jingfu.
Jinfu's expression showed a hint of confusion and bewilderment:
"What? Is that how it is? Was I not using enough force? But when I'm with my girlfriend, I always lose control and make her cry several times!"
Ye Yinchuan frowned, his eyes filled with doubt.
You better not be a domestic abuser, and you better not make lewd jokes!
"Host, don't misunderstand, it's just everyday physical contact, like gently patting her, and it hurts!"
On Jinfu's dark face, a faint blush and shyness could be seen.
It wasn't that he was perceptive, but rather that the barrage of comments was practically running over his face.
[Details about how it made him cry.]
"Seriously, with your physique, can your girlfriend handle it?!"
We understand, it's just part of daily life.
"So she often scolds me, so I'm used to holding back. I don't dare to be too rough with my Pokémon, for fear of abusing them..."
"Are you kidding me? Your girlfriend has delicate skin, how can she compare to a Pokémon? Don't let its small size fool you, this Mankey is incredibly sturdy and thick-skinned. When you discipline it, use a little force, at least don't make it feel like you're playing with it, understand?"
At this moment, Jinfu listened attentively to Ye Yinchuan's words, like a humble student.
With its eyes wide open and nodding occasionally, it even looked somewhat simple and obedient.
"Then I'll give it a try."
At this moment, the monkey monster was still jumping around and even trying to grab "Jianfu's" hair, clearly unaware of the seriousness of the problem.
"Snapped!"
Jinfu grabbed the monkey monster's hand, wanting to throw a punch, but then hesitated.
"Streamer, are you really that good at fighting?"
Watching Jinfu clench his fists, the muscles and veins in his arms bulging, and the look in his eyes...
"Wait! How are you planning to fight?"
"How do we fight? Like this, of course!"
As he spoke, Jinfu simulated the trajectory of his punch, clearly aiming for the monkey monster's face.
With that punch, Ye Yinchuan estimated that his live stream would be completely destroyed!
He once suspected that this strongman's brain was being controlled by his muscles, and he seemed a bit slow.
"That's ridiculous! That's not what I meant! Just use slapping! Clap your hands, slap your butt, anything goes! The main point is to leave people confused and not think too much!"
[They were so startled by the streamer's use of his hometown dialect!]
[The ingredients are complex; thorough investigation is recommended!]
Jingfu finally understood Ye Yinchuan's meaning, grabbed the monkey monster's hand and slapped it twice.
Their speed and power made it hard to tell which one was the Pokémon.
The monkey monster stared wide-eyed at Jinfu with an incredulous look, as if to say:
"Are you really going to hit me?"
Tears welled up in her eyes instantly.
"Host, what do we do now?"
"It's not a big problem. It's the first time, so it's always a bit awkward. You need to let this monkey monster know what things it can and can't do. Otherwise, if it dares to pull your hair today, it might dare to poop on your head tomorrow!"
The host is right. While we consider Pokémon our partners, we can't let them run rampant!
Indulgence and spoiling will only harm it!
At this moment, although the monkey monster had tears in its eyes, it dared not do anything reckless.
Instead, she leaned against Jinfu in a somewhat ingratiating manner, looking all cuddly.
"Give it some comfort."
Following Ye Yinchuan's instructions, Jingfu hugged the monkey monster. This huge monkey monster looked like a baby in Jingfu's arms.
"Oh, alright, alright, you've been wronged, Monkey Monster. Does it hurt? This hand is bad, it hit you with this hand. Hit it back, hit it back!"
As he spoke, Jinfu slapped his hands twice.
After being comforted, the monkey monster was much better and nestled in Jinfu's arms, looking like a little bird seeking shelter.
[Haha, this guy must have spent a lot of time and effort winning over his girlfriend!]
I thought it was Mount Tai, but it turned out to be a whiny baby!
"Well……"
Ye Yinchuan hadn't expected that Jin Fu, a big and burly man, would have such a skill, which made things much easier.
"In that case, you should also pay attention to one thing: punishment should not be abused. It should be appropriate to punish according to the size and severity of the matter. When things are done well, you should also reward them in a timely manner."
"In addition, I want to reiterate that you need to understand the monkey's temperament and what makes it angry. For example, it may not like the noise when the cage is opened and closed, it may be afraid of being alone and need more companionship, or it may want to get your attention."
That way, even if we can't change Mankey's nature, we'll improve it a lot. As Mankey's trainer, you should also know that Mankey can be quite docile at times.
After Ye Yinchuan finished speaking, Jingfu nodded in deep agreement.
Now this monkey monster is behaving very docilely.
[Looking at the monkey monster now, it's actually quite cute.]
Viewers' perception of Mankey has also improved considerably.
"Thank you, host! I believe with your guidance, I can train this monkey monster even better!"
As Jinfu was speaking, he reached for his phone, but accidentally elbowed the monkey monster.
The latter's expression changed instantly; he trembled all over, his breathing became rapid, and he threw a punch at Jinfu.
"Monkey! Monkey monster! I didn't mean to!"
Jinfu blocked with his hand.
This time he also realized that it was his own carelessness that caused the monkey monster's anger, which was understandable!
[Uh, I take back what I just said, those two punches from that monkey monster could kill me...]
Anyone with a girlfriend understands; this is a classic case of "you're stepping on my hair!"
"Well... you can take your time handling the household chores, okay?"
After ending the call with Jinfu, Ye Yinchuan stretched and yawned widely.
"Family members, I really can't hold on any longer, it's almost 1 a.m. I'm ending the broadcast now!"
After Ye Yinchuan finished speaking, he ended the live broadcast.
He glanced at it and saw that he had received quite a few gifts during the peak of his popularity.
One of the users who had connected with him, "吉祥三口" (Lucky Three Mouths), gifted him four Poké Balls and left a message:
[Host, our whole family is very grateful to you! The gift may be small, but it expresses our heartfelt thanks!]
Ye Yinchuan's lips curled up slightly.
The satisfaction and sense of accomplishment from being recognized somewhat offset the fatigue he felt after a night of live streaming.
Without a doubt, this is the same family that hatched Psyduck.
User "Jingfu's Diary" also sent a gift at the end, which was a "silver leaf", showing that he is quite capable.
Otherwise, with his muscular physique, an ordinary family couldn't afford to support him!
Ye Yinchuan's gaze finally settled on the total revenue of this live stream—
2897.9 yuan!
This is the highest single-game profit to date!
Update is late! Reporting on reading chapter 1958! Almost 5 chapters short! Need to add more chapters quickly!
(End of this chapter)