I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 697 Damn it



Chapter 697 Damn it

Chapter 697 A Ghostly Encounter

"Ah!" Wang Lin screamed in fright.

"Smack!" Wang Wenzhou slapped Sheng Lan's bottom and scolded, "Lazy Lan, Lazy Lan, you're being naughty! We're family, you can't bully your sister!"

"Oh! Right!" Wang Wenzhou put his arm around Sheng Lan, turned her head towards him, and kissed her.

After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Lazy Lan, it's all my fault. I forgot to introduce you. This is my sister-in-law, my new baby!"

"Sigh..." Sheng Lan sighed. What a troublesome person!

"Lazy Blue, don't be angry! I didn't want this to happen either! You're all dead, and I'm all alone now. I don't even want to live anymore!" Wang Wenzhou said aggrievedly.

"Alright, alright! Stop fooling around!" Sheng Lan was both amused and exasperated. This rascal was such a good actor; he was still asleep, yet he could still act so aggrieved. Her rascal was truly amazing; even with such a high fever, he was still so good at coaxing girls, as if coaxing girls was something he was born with.

"Come on! Sister-in-law, what are you standing there for? Hurry up, take off your clothes, let's sleep together!" Wang Wenzhou waved to Wang Lin.

“Hmm…” Wang Lin thought for a moment. Jian Fengyu was probably her enemy’s baby from before. As long as she didn’t harm her enemy, Jian Fengyu shouldn’t hurt her. Thinking of this, Wang Lin quickly took off her clothes and stood next to Sheng Lan.

Wang Wenzhou would hold this baby one minute, then that baby the next. The two babies started negotiating.

"Hmm..." Sheng Lan said haltingly, "I originally wanted to kill you, but then I thought... Ah... If you died, my enemy would definitely be heartbroken. He drinks heavily every day now, and I can't bear to see him sad, so I won't kill you... Ah... But you have to keep this a secret!"

"Mmm!" Wang Lin nodded. At this moment, Wang Wenzhou started hugging and teasing her again. She said in a sweet voice, "Sister, don't worry... ah... I will definitely keep it a secret for you! But, I don't know... ah... why did you pretend to be Jian Fengyu?"

"Sigh..." Sheng Lan sighed, glanced back at Wang Wenzhou, faced Wang Lin, and took off her mask.

"Ah..." Wang Lin screamed in surprise, seeing that Sheng Lan's face was covered with scars and looked extremely terrifying.

Sheng Lan said with a wry smile, "Seeing my face, you should understand. I was forced to do this. Look how scared you are of me just by looking at me now. With your personality, he'll be disgusted with me if he sees me like this!"

"Ah..." Sheng Lan said aggrievedly, "But I can't bear to part with my nemesis! I've noticed these past few days that your heart is also with him. Although he's a womanizer, he knows how to charm girls... Ah... No matter which girl, as long as she stays by his side for a long time, she will fall in love with him."

“Mmm!” Wang Lin nodded, saying with empathy, “Sister, you’re right… Ah… At first, I really hated my nemesis. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have… But gradually, I’ve come to like him… Ah…”

"Oh dear! I'm exhausted!" Wang Wenzhou patted the bottoms of the two babies and said with a smile, "Come on, babies, give each other a kiss!"

Wang Lin quickly turned around, hugged Wang Wenzhou, and kissed him.

Sheng Lan gave Wang Wenzhou a resentful look. "You rascal, you're finally done torturing me! But I really enjoy being tormented by you. I don't know if I'll ever have another chance. You have no idea how much I've suffered! I'm by your side every day, but I can only watch you sleep with other little bitches!"

"Come on, it's your turn!" Wang Wenzhou let go of Wang Lin and hugged Sheng Lan.

"Yamete! What the hell! Help!" Wang Wenzhou was so frightened by Sheng Lan's scarred and terrifying face that he took a step back, accidentally bumped into a stone, and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Husband!" Wang Lin exclaimed and rushed forward to check on him.

Sheng Lan's tears flowed freely. She knew her nemesis would despise her, but she never expected that her nemesis would still despise her even when he was delirious from the fever!

Sheng Lan quickly put on a mask and dressed, then went forward to check.

"Sister, is your husband alright?" Wang Lin, who knew nothing about medicine, asked with concern.

Sheng Lan placed one hand on Wang Wenzhou's arm to take his pulse, while wiping away tears with the other. She felt so wronged. What girl doesn't want to be beautiful? What girl wants to be disfigured? What girl doesn't want the man she likes to have his eyes light up when he sees her?

"Hmph!" Sheng Lan snorted coldly and said irritably, "Don't worry, this rascal won't die! He's delirious from a high fever. Remember, when he wakes up, you're not allowed to tell him what happened. If he asks, just say he's delirious from the fever and was dreaming!"

"Yes, yes!" Wang Lin nodded repeatedly and said, "Don't worry, sister, I'll definitely keep it a secret for you!"

"I'll go prepare some damp cloths to cool this rascal down!" Sheng Lan said, picking up the cloths from the ground to wipe away the snow.

Wang Lin glanced at Wang Wenzhou, then at Sheng Lan, and shook her head with a bitter smile. She felt sorry for Sheng Lan; if she were in her shoes, she would be heartbroken too. Why do men only like pretty girls?

……

On the third day, Wang Wenzhou slowly opened his eyes; his fever had finally subsided.

"Husband!" Wang Lin cried out, tears welling in her eyes, and rushed to him.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Wang Wenzhou winced in pain when his wound was touched.

"I'm sorry!" Wang Lin quickly apologized.

"Right! Where's my Lazy Blue? Am I dreaming?" Wang Wenzhou vaguely remembered sleeping with Lazy Blue.

Sheng Lan's eyes reddened; she was deeply moved, knowing that her nemesis had always held her in his heart.

Wang Lin quickly said, "Husband, you've been unconscious the whole time. How could there be any Lan Lan? You must be dreaming! Ever since you fell into a coma..."

Wang Lin began to recount what happened after Wang Wenzhou fell into a coma.

Yesterday morning, when the two babies woke up, they found that Wang Wenzhou was still unconscious. The two babies were terrified. After discussing it, they decided that Sheng Lan, because of her leg injury and some medical knowledge, would take care of Wang Wenzhou in the cave. Wang Lin, on the other hand, would go out to find someone to help; if they found someone from their own side, all the better; otherwise, they would go to the village the assassin had mentioned the night before.

In the end, Wang Lin didn't encounter any of her own people. She went to the village, where the villagers were kind and simple. When they heard that Wang Lin's husband had fainted in a cave, several strong men carried Wang Wenzhou back to the village for treatment.

Wang Wenzhou hugged Wang Lin and kissed her, saying with a smile, "There are still many good people in the world! We must thank these villagers!"

"My lord!" Sheng Lan cupped his hands in greeting and said with a wry smile, "Whether we should thank them now is still hard to say!"

"Huh?" Wang Wenzhou asked, "Jian Fengyu, what do you mean?"

Sheng Lan looked at Wang Lin and said, "Madam, you should speak first!"

"Yes!" Wang Lin said with a bitter smile, "Husband, we've been placed under house arrest! According to the villagers, the government has offered a reward for information leading to your whereabouts, and the villagers want to hand us over to the local authorities!"


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