readytorunbook Chapter 25 Kiss
Chapter 25 Kiss
Chapter 25 Kiss
"You old liar! You better send your crazy girl to a mental hospital right now! Your crazy girl forgot to take her medicine again!" Wang Wen ran around cursing.
Sheng Lan held Wang Wenzhou's large hand tightly as he pulled her along in their escape. Though she looked disheveled, her heart was warmed. She stole a glance at Wang Wenzhou, a slight smile playing on her lips. She was deeply moved; the man truly loved her. It seemed her desire to marry him wasn't just wishful thinking.
Fortunately, it was noon and there were no pedestrians on the street. Otherwise, if people saw the dignified magistrate of Hanshan County being chased all over the street by a girl while holding her hand, Wang Wenzhou's newly acquired title of "Wang Qingtian" would be ruined.
"Huff, huff..." Wang Wenzhou gasped for breath, saying as he ran, "Lazy Lan, don't be afraid, we'll be fine once we get to the Tower of No Return! Even though Zhang Jiao is crazy, she's afraid of Old Zhang!"
With a large panda eye, Sheng Lan smiled and looked at Wang Wenzhou with tender affection in her eyes.
"Don't run!" Zhang Jiao chased closely behind.
Oh no! Zhang Jiao was startled. There were only two intersections left until they reached the Tower of No Return. If that fatso saw Grandpa, Grandpa would be furious!
"Hmm?" Zhang Jiao frowned. What should she do? Her grandfather had said that some bad people only learn how to behave when they are beaten into submission! Humph! Beat him into submission! Thinking of this, Zhang Jiao quickened her pace and chased after him.
Hearing hurried footsteps behind him, Wang Wenzhou turned around and saw Zhang Jiao catching up, about to be overtaken.
"Lazy Blue, hurry up and go to the Tower of No Return to find Old Zhang and tell him to come and subdue that monster in his family!" Wang Wenzhou pushed Sheng Lan and stopped, trying to stop Zhang Jiao.
"No! Wherever you are, I will be there too!" Sheng Lan shook her head and stood firmly beside Wang Wenzhou.
"Silly girl!" Wang Wenzhou thought bitterly. Goddess, this is not the time for sentimentality. I need to ask for help quickly!
Zhang Jiao leaped up and kicked Wang Wenzhou, sending him flying and crashing to the ground with a loud thud.
"No!" Wang Wenzhou quickly got up and shouted, "Jiaojiao, you can hit me, but don't hit her!"
"Lazy Blue! Stop right there!" Wang Wenzhou roared at Sheng Lan, afraid that she might do something rash and get herself beaten.
Men, especially those with chauvinistic tendencies like Wang Wenzhou, always have a protective complex about beautiful women and can't stand seeing goddesses get beaten up.
Sheng Lan looked at Wang Wenzhou with deep affection. His plump face looked so comforting. The fat on his face jiggled, and with each jiggle, she felt a little warmer.
"Hmph!" Zhang Jiao was furious. She walked over and gave Wang Wenzhou's big face a good beating.
"Crackling... Crackling..."
Wang Wenzhou was immediately beaten until his head was swollen like a pig's head.
"Go ahead and hit me! Either you kill me, or I'll go find that old swindler!" Wang Wenzhou couldn't beat Zhang Jiao in a fight, but he was still defiant and vowed to go find Old Zhang to settle accounts. He would rather die than marry this crazy girl!
"Slap!" Zhang Jiao raised her hand and slapped him across the face, asking, "What do you want to say to my grandfather?"
"Divorce!" Wang Wenzhou replied.
"Slap!" Zhang Jiao raised her hand and slapped him again. "Still want a divorce?"
"Leave!" Wang Wenzhou said viciously.
"Crackling sounds..." Zhang Jiao gave him another beating.
Wang Wenzhou had initially resolved never to back down, but now he realized he wasn't made of special stuff. He was traitor material too, and he was truly terrified of being beaten!
"Stop hitting me! Jiaojiao, let's have a proper talk, shall we?" Wang Wenzhou wiped the blood from his nose and pleaded.
"Hmph!" Zhang Jiao snorted coldly and asked, "Are you still going to talk to my grandfather?"
"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed. It seemed that the little crazy girl was really afraid of Old Zhang. In that case, I can't let her get beaten for nothing!
"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment and then said, "Jiaojiao, it depends on how you behave?"
"Slap!" Zhang Jiao slapped him across the face!
"Tell me! Are you going or not!" Zhang Jiao asked fiercely.
"Go ahead and hit me!" Wang Wenzhou decided to fight Zhang Jiao to the death. If she backed down this time, she could forget about ever having a peaceful life again. He was still fantasizing about sleeping with all sorts of beautiful women. But with Zhang Jiao acting like this, throwing tantrums at the drop of a hat, his fantasies would be shattered. This wouldn't do.
"Slap slap slap..." Zhang Jiao received another slap.
"Go ahead and hit me!" Wang Wenzhou gritted his teeth and endured it, looking like he had lost all sense of righteousness and would rather die than submit.
"What exactly do you want?" Zhang Jiao realized that things couldn't continue like this; she couldn't very well actually kill Wang Wenzhou.
"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou said with a wicked smile, "Let me kiss you first, then I'll say something."
"Shameless!" Zhang Jiao slapped Wang Wenzhou hard across the face.
Wang Wenzhou pointed to his swollen face, looking completely unfazed, and said, "Please continue, hit me!"
Zhang Jiao looked up at the sky. It was getting late, and if things continued like this, her grandfather would worry. She was afraid that if her grandfather went to the Drunken Flower Pavilion to look for her, and saw Wang Wenzhou's miserable state, he would be so angry that he would ruin his health.
"Sigh!" Zhang Jiao sighed, and said weakly, "Alright!"
Wang Wenzhou was so badly beaten that he didn't care about Zhang Jiao's kiss. He just wanted to get revenge on Zhang Jiao; that crazy little girl had gone too far.
Zhang Jiao lowered her head and brought her face closer. She was truly helpless; she didn't want to wrong herself, but she had no other choice. After all, Wang Wenzhou had kissed her several times already.
"Hey, why are you bringing your face so close? Give me a kiss!" Wang Wenzhou teased.
"Phew!" Zhang Jiao took a deep breath. Okay, okay! That fatso is a scoundrel!
Zhang Jiao huffed and puffed as she pressed her small mouth against Wang Wenzhou's big mouth.
Wang Wenzhou pushed Zhang Jiao away, wiped his mouth on his sleeve, and said with a look of disgust, "Jiaojiao, your breath stinks!"
"Huff..." Zhang Jiao clenched her fists, took several deep breaths, and finally suppressed the anger in her chest. "You fatso, I know you're angry that I hit you, but I'm not angry!"
"What exactly do you want?" Zhang Jiao's tone softened.
"Hmm... let me think about it some more..." Wang Wenzhou's eyes darted around, thinking of how to torment Zhang Jiao; he couldn't let this beating go unpunished.
Wang Wenzhou said with a wicked smile, "Jiaojiao, look what you've done to Lanlan, her face is all bruised. You should apologize to Lanlan first."
Zhang Jiao clasped her hands in a fist salute to Sheng Lan and said, "Miss Lan, I'm sorry!"
Sheng Lan gazed at Wang Wenzhou with tender affection, her eyes filled with love. She was deeply moved that the master had ordered his concubine to formally apologize to her.
"Is it done yet?" Zhang Jiao asked.
"That's not how you apologize! An apology should be a kiss on the lips!" Wang Wenzhou said with a mischievous grin.
Sheng Lan looked at Wang Wenzhou with a mix of amusement and exasperation. The master was good in every way, except he was often so unserious. Was kissing an apology? Making two women kiss! The master was too wicked!
"You!" Zhang Jiao pointed at Wang Wenzhou angrily.
"Or, why don't you fight a little longer?" Wang Wenzhou leaned his big face closer.
"Sigh..." Zhang Jiao sighed deeply, like a defeated tigress, and said dejectedly, "Fine, you win!"
"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou was overjoyed; he just wanted to tease Zhang Jiao.
"Lazy Lan, Jiao Jiao has already agreed, hurry up!" Wang Wenzhou said when he saw that Sheng Lan was somewhat resistant.
Sheng Lan glanced at Wang Wenzhou with a resentful look. Not wanting to upset him, she quickly went over and kissed Zhang Jiao.