I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 155 Unrepentant

Chapter 155 Unrepentant

Zuihualou.

Our beloved Sheng Liang, the "Little Car God" of Hanshan, has once again gone on a drunk driving spree. Actually, Sheng Liang doesn't want to drink, but he doesn't have the guts unless he gets drunk.

Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck, wiggle your bottom...

Sheng Liang was overjoyed because Wang Wenzhou had told him that if he could make Li Yajing cry, she would definitely marry him. As soon as Sheng Liang entered the door, Li Yajing was so frightened by his appearance that she burst into tears. Sheng Liang, thinking he had successfully slept with Li Yajing, was in a good mood and decided to take things a step further.

"Pfft..." The little racing god didn't bother to calculate how many laps he had done in this track race. Anyway, just as the car was about to run out of fuel, Sheng Liang finally reached the finish line.

"Hoo..." Sheng Liang took a deep breath, wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at Li Yajing beneath him, and asked tenderly, "Will you marry me?"

"Slap!" Li Yajing, with tears in her eyes, slapped Sheng Liang across the face, pushed him away from her, grabbed her clothes, and ran out crying.

"Hehe!" Sheng Liang laughed loudly. He finally made Li Yajing cry. "I'm exhausted, my legs are weak. It's really not easy to get a wife. Luckily, I learned from my uncle and I have to run every morning, otherwise my little body wouldn't be able to take this kind of torment."

Immersed in joy, Sheng Liang put on his clothes while grinning foolishly.

"Sheng Liang! You shameless scoundrel! Get out here!"

"Hmm?" Sheng Liang frowned. It was his aunt Sheng Lan's voice. Judging from her tone, why did he sense a hidden murderous intent? This didn't make sense! She had already made Li Yajing cry in her sleep. She cried before she fell asleep, and she cried after she fell asleep; she should have succeeded.

Sheng Liang hurriedly dressed, walked out of the room, and asked, "Aunt, what do you need me for?"

"Kneel down!" Sheng Lan shouted angrily, pointing at Sheng Liang.

"Thump!" Sheng Liang knelt down in response, feeling extremely frustrated. He had clearly made Li Yajing cry in her sleep. What exactly went wrong?

"You unfilial son!" Sheng Lan walked over and started cursing and hitting her nephew.

Li Yajing stood aside, wiping away her tears with grievance. Seeing Sheng Lan so angry, she was afraid that Sheng Lan would tear her wound open, so she quickly grabbed Sheng Lan and said aggrievedly, "Sister Lan, don't be angry. Your injury hasn't healed yet. Don't get upset. Let your brother-in-law teach this bastard a lesson."

"Slap! Slap!" Sheng Lan slapped Sheng Liang twice more. This nephew was too outrageous. He could barely forgive him the first time for saying he was drunk, but he dared to do it a second time!

Sheng Liang thought for a moment and then instructed the maid, "Quickly, go and invite the master back."

The maid obeyed and ran off.

Upon learning of the goddess's summons, Wang Wenzhou hurried back to Zuihua Tower. On the way, he learned what had happened from a maid.

Wang Wenzhou couldn't understand it. Logically speaking, since he had fallen asleep the second time, there should have been no problem. Could it be that Xiao Liang's transformation time could only last for three seconds? There was no "Brother Wei" in this era. There was really no hope for him.

As soon as Wang Wenzhou entered the room, Sheng Lan rushed over and angrily pointed at Sheng Liang, saying, "That bastard Sheng Liang, we must beat him to death this time!"

Wang Wenzhou tilted his head and looked at Li Yajing, who was crying with tears streaming down her face.

"Xiao Liang, this is outrageous!" Wang Wenzhou scolded, feigning anger. "You never learn your lesson and keep making the same mistake!"

"Big brother! I was wrong..." Sheng Liang knelt on the ground and begged for forgiveness.

"Wrong my ass!" Wang Wenzhou walked over in a few steps, kicked Sheng Liang, and asked in a low voice while hitting him, "Little Liang, you idiot, have you forgotten what your big brother taught you? No matter how many times you get hit, you can't back down. You must insist that you love Li Yajing."

“But…” Sheng Liang said, feeling wronged, “But I’ve already made her cry!”

"Did you cry in your sleep? What did you say while you were sleeping?" Wang Wenzhou slapped Sheng Liang and asked.

“She cried both before and after she fell asleep, but I didn’t say a word and just focused on speeding,” Sheng Liang explained.

"Slap!" Wang Wenzhou slapped him hard across the face and muttered, "Xiao Liang, you idiot! Do you have a brain? Would it kill you to say 'I love you'? Don't you know that there are only two reasons why a girl is willing to let a man sleep with her: either because of love or because of money?"

"Big brother, you didn't teach me at first!" Sheng Liang said aggrievedly.

"Slap!" Wang Wenzhou said irritably, "You don't even know how to say 'I love you' when you're trying to pick up girls. How am I supposed to know you're such an idiot? Telling a girl 'I love you' is as natural as eating or breathing. We men are born knowing how. Only shy boys are too embarrassed to say those three words."

Sheng Liang said with a mournful face, "I'm not yet twenty, I'm still a boy."

"Slap!" Another slap landed on his face. Wang Wenzhou angrily scolded, "Learning has no end. Is your young age an excuse? Genius children all start chasing girls from elementary school! The early bird catches the worm. If you're not naturally gifted, it's one thing not to study hard and chase girls from a young age. But you're all grown up and still can't chase girls. Is it the girls' fault? No! It's your fault!"

Sheng Liang's eyes were filled with tears as he nodded repeatedly, agreeing with his elder brother's words.

"Alright, stop hitting! Your injuries haven't healed yet, don't upset yourself." Sheng Lan pulled Wang Wenzhou away, afraid that he would reopen his wounds.

Wang Wenzhou pointed at Sheng Liang and asked, "Xiao Liang, do you know you're wrong?"

"I did nothing wrong! I love Li Yajing, I slept with her, that's not wrong!" Sheng Liang said, kneeling on the ground with a righteous air.

Wang Wenzhou secretly gave a thumbs up. "Not bad, Xiao Liang! That's exactly the kind of performance I'm looking for."

"Unrepentant!" Wang Wenzhou ordered, "Someone, go and call Li Hechen over."

"Go ahead and beat me! Even if you kill me, it won't change my true feelings for Li Yajing! Li Yajing, I love you!" Sheng Liang's performance was getting better and better, and he looked like a revolutionary.

"You bastard!" Sheng Lan cursed angrily.

"Lazy Lan, Lazy Lan, don't be angry." Wang Wenzhou quickly comforted her, "Don't worry, I will definitely give Ya Jing an explanation. Xiao Liang really went too far. However, this time the flogging will not be carried out in public. Having such a nephew is too shameful."

"I'm sorry!" Sheng Lan quickly apologized. His nephew was just like his scoundrel father, lacking both humanity and conscience.

"Lazy Lan, it's not your fault," Wang Wenzhou said softly, holding Sheng Lan in his arms.

Wang Wenzhou winked at Sheng Liang, "Silly boy, did you see that? You still don't know how to make a girl happy? You're always by my side, can't you use your brain a little?"

Sheng Liang pouted, feeling wronged. "Uncle, I'm not as shameless as you!"

A moment later, Li Hechen walked into the room carrying a whip.

"Greetings, Your Excellency." Li Hechen quickly greeted him.

Wang Wenzhou pointed at Sheng Liang and said, "Beat him! Beat him hard! Forty lashes!"

"Yes!" Li Hechen clasped his hands in a fist salute.

"Take it easy," Wang Wenzhou whispered.

"Hmm!" Li Hechen nodded. Sheng Liang, your self-inflicted injury scheme hasn't worked yet? You're the one in pain, but I'm the one who's exhausted!