readytorunbook Chapter 288 The tragedy caused by the bald head
Chapter 288 The tragedy caused by the bald head
Chapter 288 The tragedy caused by the bald head
"Fake, what are you doing in here? Where's my ball?" Tang Wu said dissatisfiedly while holding Gravesen's bald head.
"Hey! Falk squid, let me go!" Gravesen also looked confused.
Just now, he was receiving a header from his teammate's second pass, but in the next second, his head was hugged and pressed to the ground.The dizziness caused by the impact caused Gravesen to fall into hypoxia while being held down by Tang Wu before he could react.Therefore, the Danes can only rely on instinct and keep cursing.
"Ha! Look, Tom's got Gravesen's big bald head!"
"Yeah, yeah, looking at it now, Gravesen's bald head really looks like a big ball!"
"TOM, kick it out, go fast, go fast!"
The Liverpool fans laughed loudly, and with the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, they offered their bad moves in the stands.
Launch a fast break?
Also kick it out?
Tang Wu looked at the "big duck egg" in his hand and curled his lips.
If this thing is thrown up and kicked out, I will have to break my foot!
(Graveson: It's a trivial matter that you have a broken foot, I'm done with it!)
Naturally, Tang Wu couldn't listen to the fans' booing, but looking at the shiny bald head in his hands, he was a little reluctant to let go-after all, he earned it by attacking himself!
"Well, the brain shape is not bad, and it's relatively round. The barber's skills are also good, and the skin care is not bad when shaving the head. It seems that there is a layer of wax?"
After scrutinizing it for a while, Tang Wu finally sighed and let go of Gravesen's big bald head.
Such a bald head is not comparable to ordinary people. Coupled with Gravesen's ferocious face, it will definitely scare a whole kindergarten child to tears at night!
Watching Gravesen's bald head gradually disappear, Tang Wu suddenly thought of a game he played with his friends when he was young.
The rules of the game are very simple, it's rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will lose his mind.
Since this "big duck egg" is my "trophy", it's okay to play it back for you, right? !
Just do it!
So, in front of [-] fans in the audience, Tang Wu stretched out his right hand, with his middle finger pressed under his thumb, aiming at Gravesen's forehead, without hesitation, giving him a brain crash.
"Boom!"
A crisp sound.
With the gloves on, no matter how hard you use your brain, it won't hurt anywhere.
Gravesen, who had just regained consciousness, was stunned again.
Ok?
what happened?
What was that crisp sound just now?
Oh my God!
it's me?
I'm injured?
At this moment, Gravesen raised his head and saw Tang Wu with a curious face.
The two looked at each other, and the Danish midfielder reached out to touch the position where Tang Wu had just played.
A second later, Tang Wu shrugged, "Uh, it feels pretty good."
"Ah!" the Danish midfielder suddenly yelled, clutching his head and falling backwards.
"Fuck? What's the situation?" Tang Wu was taken aback.
Gravesen's "scream" immediately attracted the attention of the surrounding players. Players from both sides, one blue and one red, quickly gathered in front of the goal, pulling Gravesen and Tang Wu apart.
"Fack, you attacked him?"
"Despicable villain, are you deliberately finding fault?"
"Referee, he deliberately hurt people!"
The Everton players surrounded Tang Wu, and the other Liverpool players also played one-on-one to stop the "furious" Everton players.
Gravesen was still holding his head and screaming. Tang Wu shrugged and stood up with the support of his teammates.
But at this moment, the referee suddenly ran in front of Tang Wu and held up a red card in front of the Chinese goalkeeper.
"YOU, OUT!" The referee shouted at Tang Wu.
"Walter???"
Not only Tang Wu, but at this moment, fans all over the world who followed the game were stunned.
red card?
Are you right?
The referee awarded the Liverpool goalkeeper a red card before the first half was over?
Tang Wu still hadn't recalled the moment when the ruby card was lit up.
Yo, it was such a joy to play just now?What does this red card mean?Is it for me?Am I going to be sent off?
It doesn't matter if Tang Wu didn't react, the rest of the Liverpool players will quit.
The team members immediately stepped forward and surrounded the referee, begging for an explanation.
"Hey referee, did you see clearly? He's faking it, he's faking it!"
"Referee, did you draw the wrong card? This is also a card? If you want me to say, the yellow card is too much!"
"Referee, I don't think this is enough to cause such a serious foul!"
The Goodison players were suddenly detonated by this confusing red card.
Even Everton fans never thought that such a dramatic scene would happen in today's game.
1 minute ago, he was clamoring to break through the gate guarded by Tang Wu, but 1 minute later, Tang Wu was sent off with a red card?This big gift package came too suddenly, right?
"NONONO! He fouled on purpose! I can see it clearly!" The referee pointed to his eyes with two fingers, "I think you have seen it too! There is a reason for the hug before, after all, he I am making a save. But after that, it was really a bad intentional foul! Please leave and don’t stop my penalty!"
"TOM, please leave, hurry up!"
Goodison's cheers and boos were mixed together, but near the side of the Liverpool Stadium, boos were clearly heard.
The referee's bias is too obvious, right?
Anfield is not far away, referee, are you sure you want to do this?
Tang Wu was also a little confused.
Why did you get a red card just kidding yourself?
Also, are you sure you can roll all over the floor in pain?
And your acting skills are too fake, right?You didn't hurt until I bounced you for two seconds, your reflex arc is too long!
Speaking of which, Tang Wu is still too young!
You know, this is the Merced County Derby, and the players and fans on both sides are almost "feuds"!
Under such circumstances, the home team will definitely seize every opportunity to weaken the visiting team!
And not too much.
What's more, it was okay for Tang Wu to knock on Makelele's bald head, after all, they both knew each other; but what the hell is knocking on Gravesen?The Dane was full of activity at this time: Is Lao Tzu familiar with you?
Seeing Gravesen covering his head and screaming on the ground, Tang Wu shrugged, pulled away the peripheral Everton players and squeezed in, patted the opponent on the shoulder, took off his gloves, and walked towards the sidelines go.
Gravesen in the crowd seemed to sense something, secretly opened his eyes, glanced at Tang Wu who was leaving the field through the legs of his teammates, and the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up.
In the case of restraining Gerrard, and solving Liverpool's most difficult opponent, will it be far from winning the game?
The Dane's snickering happened to be caught by a camera. When this clip was played repeatedly after the game, all Liverpool fans cursed him as a liar, why not give up playing football and enter Hollywood.
Just like that, at the 39th minute of the first half, Tang Wu received the second red card in his career due to a hand owed and was ejected by the referee.
(End of this chapter)