Chapter 2303 Royal Salute or Life-saving Medicine?
Chapter 2303 Royal Salute or Life-saving Medicine?
"This is what happened, what do you think I should do?"
After Lu Yun finished speaking, he buried his head in his wings, looking as if he was in a dilemma.
"Military orders are hard to disobey! We have no choice!"
Kunmu sighed, he also knew that ikun was lucky to have survived this mission.
"Didn't Captain Kundi say that as long as you join ikun, you can ignore Kunkun's decrees?"
Lu Yun was puzzled.
"That was in normal times, Brother Kunji. Now is the moment of life and death for the Kunkun clan. We ikun are also members of the Kunkun clan. We must be determined to sacrifice ourselves for justice at any time!"
"But our sacrifices are all aiding and abetting the evil! They are all used by Blackie to control our king!"
Lu Yun originally thought that Kunmu could give some advice or something, but it turned out that this guy was on the side of the general.
In the end, instead of finding a helper, I found a lobbyist!
Kunmu patted Lu Yun on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about this matter, leave it to me to handle it!"
"Before Captain Kunji wakes up, Ikun is in your hands! Brother Kunji!"
"Brother Kunmu, what do you mean?"
"There must be a commander for this operation, and there must be a leader!"
Kunmu said with a determined look on his face.
"No! Absolutely not. If anyone has to go, it should be me, the leader!"
In fact, Lu Yun had another idea in his mind: the deadline given by General Jie Nima was 7pm, and it was just past noon, so he could have delayed it for another seven or eight hours!
As a result, if you go now, you may be afraid that the bloodworms cannot destroy the Kun Kun clan in a limited time!
Speed up the Sa's army.
"You can't go! Brother Kunji, there are more important things waiting for you to accomplish!"
Kunmu refused verbally: "If you go, what will happen to the black guards? Do you want the worms that Ikun's brothers and sisters exchanged their lives for to be ruined by these guys?"
"In order to allow us to fight on the front line without any worries, you must thoroughly investigate the unstable factor Xiao Heizi and use drastic measures when necessary."
"This matter can be completely handed over to Kunxue!"
Lu Yun said with a stern look.
"Who? Kunxue? Does he have the brains? Brother Kunji!"
"Our ikun has sacrificed his life for the sake of the nation, and will definitely be named a martyr after this! But if this matter were to be done by Kunxue, at worst the whole family would be executed, and if they perform better, nine generations of the family might even be exterminated!"
Kunmu patted Lu Yun's cockscomb and said earnestly: "Brother Kunji, from the first time I saw you, I knew you could definitely bring ikun to a new height. Come on!"
After saying this, he left in a leisurely manner.
The corner of Lu Yun's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say, "Then your eyes are really not good!"
But when I thought it would ruin the atmosphere, I let it go!
However, when he wanted to speak out to stop it, a scene suddenly emerged in his mind: a stone door was slowly opened.
"Youkun opened the stone door of my house!"
This is a small soul camera that Lu Yun placed at home before he left. As long as there is any movement in the cave, Lu Yun can leave and get the information.
"Damn it, all these things happened at the same time!" Lu Yun cursed inwardly, struggling over whether to continue dissuading Kunmu or go back to the cave to find out what was going on.
With a loud Kunming sound, Kunmu made the choice for Lu Yun.
Looking at Kunmu, who was left with only a small black dot in the sky, Lu Yun could no longer stop him, so he had to return to the cave first...
When the half-open stone door was opened, KunKun was seen lying on the ground with his face down.
"Who the hell are you? How could you walk into the wrong house in broad daylight?"
"Ji...Ji brother! It's me! Kun...Kun Youchang!"
Kun Kun, who was lying on the ground, tried to raise his head and said.
"Kun...Kun Youchang?" Lu Yun looked him up and down and shook his head. He did not see any trace of Kun Youchang in this Kun Kun.
Kun Youchang was considered fat and strong among the Kun Kuns, but the Kun Kun in front of him was so thin that he was almost skin and bones, and he looked so haggard, as if he had been in the Internet cafe for half a month.
"Brother Ji! I really am Kun Youchang!"
"Look at this." Kun Youchang took out a pile of debris from his arms, which was the suicide note he had torn up.
"Fuck! Are you really Captain You Chang? You...how did you become like this?"
But I was wondering in my heart, could it be that the Royal Salute is not an aphrodisiac, but a laxative?
"Now you know how powerful Kunda is! This is what happens when you have sex with her!" Kun Youchang said with a lingering fear: "But luckily, I got the Royal Salute from Brother Ji, which saved my life!"
"What? Royal Salute has this effect?"
Lu Yun was also confused.
Isn't this a life-threatening drug for people with cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases? This is the first time I've heard of aphrodisiacs being able to save lives.
"Brother Ji! You don't know! This Royal Salute turned me into a self-propelled pile driver! Have you ever seen a fascia gun at maximum power? It's absolutely more powerful than anything else. I almost broke the pelvis of that little goblin Kunda!"
The scene was too bloody, Lu Yun couldn't even imagine it!
"To deal with a troublesome little demon like Kunda, you have to attack fiercely and subdue her in one wave! You have to take your time and wear her down to death!"
Talking about love between men and women, it seemed as if the hidden energy in Kun Youchang was touched. He instantly became energetic and the haggardness on his face disappeared.
“Stop, stop, stop!” Seeing that Kun Youchang was getting more and more excited, Lu Yun quickly interrupted him and said, “You haven’t forgotten the important matter, have you?”
"no!"
Kun Youchang patted his chest with a confident look on his face: "Both of Kunda's mouths are completely subdued by me. She will answer whatever I ask!"
"Then how much does he know about Kunba and Xiao Heizi?"
Lu Yun asked, suppressing his excitement.
"That's too much! Kunba was originally one of Kunda's mistresses! He told Kunda a lot of things."
Kun Youchang put away his playful expression and said solemnly: "It was those bloodworms that caused my king's temperament to change drastically."
"If we want to stop our king from becoming a murderous tyrant, we have to cut off the supply of bloodworms!"
"This is harder than climbing to the sky!"
Lu Yun nodded: "Indeed! But you don't have to worry about this matter, I will find a solution! Know the root cause and prescribe the right medicine!"
"What else did you find out?"
The information that Kun Youchang mentioned later was all already in Lu Yun's hands, which made him a little disappointed.
I thought I could gain a lot from this line of Kun Youchang, but the result was somewhat disappointing!
But at the end, Kun Youchang said something that aroused Lu Yun's interest.
"Oh right! Brother Ji, I saw Kunba in Kunda's bedroom, but he didn't look like he was from Kunda."
"I asked Kunda the reason, but she just evaded the question by saying that she was doing things for the king! If I want to stay alive, I should stop interfering!"
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