My Seven Sisters Are Stunningly Beautiful (The Return of the Gods)

Chapter 2305: Twist your head off and use it as a chamber pot

Lu Yun was confused. What did Kun Youchang say?

This change in attitude was a bit too big! Even an old hand like him was a bit flattered.

"Let's go! Brother Ji, what are you waiting for?" Kun Youchang grabbed Lu Yun and slammed the door shut.

"Captain You Chang, what did you say to her? This attitude..."

Kun Youchang chuckled and explained, "Brother Ji! I didn't say anything! I just told her that the medicine I used this morning was given by you!"

Lu Yun understood instantly and called out to Xiao Cui who was leading the way: "Girl! This is for you! You should like it."

As he said this, he threw a bottle of strange and aphrodisiac powder over.

"What is this?" Xiao Cui looked at the bottle and saw that it was different from the Royal Salute in the morning, and asked curiously.

"This medicine is a hundred times more effective than the one I had this morning!" Kun Youchang said with a wicked smile, "It can make Brother Wei's penis stand tall, and it can make an eighty-year-old woman feel like she's living a second life!"

Xiao Cui blushed: "Then I will accept it without hesitation!"

"You can't take this for free, Xiao Cui."

Kun Youchang grabbed the wings of the mother Kun and said.

"I see. You're the only one who has too much to do. Wait! I'll go and urge you guys!"

As he said this, he broke free from Kun Youchang's wings and trotted forward.

"Can you still play like this?"

Lu Yun was stunned by this scene. For some reason, he felt sorry for Kun Kun in the room. His psychological endurance was low and after being frightened like this, he would say goodbye to sexual happiness in this life.

But there was one thing that made Lu Yun even more curious.

"Why is Xiao Cui so obsessed with aphrodisiacs when she's just a maid?"

"Brother Ji, you don't know this!" Kun Youchang said with a chuckle, "No one who can be a maid in the royal harem is a good person."

"Take the Ninety-Nineth Princess Kunda for example. She was originally just an insignificant maid under the princess, but one day she was noticed by our king!"

"I rose to prominence straight away, and became a phoenix from a chicken! I became a being below the first Kun and above all the Kuns!"

"Fuck! It seems that Xiao Cui is quite ambitious! She actually wants to use this thing to hook our king!"

This Xiao Cui is definitely a scheming girl!

"There's no hope of catching our king! Any Kunkun who enters this courtyard will only have one mother Kun in his eyes - Kunda!"

"I think he's trying to hook that minister or his attendant!"

Kun Youchang analyzed.

While they were talking, a loud shout came from the front: "Damn it! Today I want to see who is the bastard who dares to disturb my fun! Damn it, I must tear him alive today!"

Kun Youchang shrank his neck when he heard this voice: "Not good! Brother Ji, retreat quickly! We have hit a wall this time!"

But Lu Yun did the opposite and strode forward.

Kun Youchang was so frightened by his behavior that he quickly tried to dissuade him: "Hey! Brother Ji, what are you doing? Your status as an ikun member is useless to him! Go away!"

"Still want to run? Damn it! If I tell you to run, I'll tear your head off and use it as a chamber pot!"

At this time, roaring sounds were heard again in the garden. It seemed that Kun Youchang was heard talking.

Kun Youchang was so scared that he almost shit his pants.

"It's over! It's all over now!"

Kun Youchang slumped on the ground, because the sound just now was like a muffled thunder exploding in his ears.

This meant that the other party was very close to them and it was too late to escape now.

A gust of wind hit Kun Youchang's face like a wave, stinging his skin and causing pain. A strong murderous aura had surrounded him.

"Get down from here... Khun... Khun... No, Captain! How could you... be here?!"

The title of "Captain" stunned Kun Youchang who was lying on the ground. He felt like he was in a dream.

"Why can't I be here? Is this your back garden?"

Lu Yun said in a cold voice: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and you are so tough! What did you say just now? Smash my head or chop it off and use it as a chamber pot!"

"No...no! Captain, that's not what I meant!"

"It doesn't mean anything! Do you want to eat what you pooped out?"

Lu Yun's eyes were like an eagle's as he stared at the burly Kun Xue in front of him.

From the first roar he made, Lu Yun recognized that it was him, so he advanced instead of retreating!

"Captain! I..."

Kunxue acted like a child who had done something wrong.

"Don't! I'm not your leader, I don't have the ability to control you!"

There was a hint of anger in Lu Yun's words. He was really a little angry. In the morning, he was told to go back and have a good rest, but he turned around and forgot about what he said.

This is completely like turning a deaf ear to his words!

Kun Xue knelt on the ground with a thud: "Captain! I was wrong. I promise I won't do it again! Please forgive me this time!"

"Why does this sound so familiar?" Lu Yun scratched his ear: "Did you say the same thing this morning?"

"I..." Kunxue was speechless.

"What are you arguing about? If you want to argue, go somewhere else! This temple is too small to shelter these huge Buddha statues of yours!"

A voice came from the courtyard, it was Kunda.

"Xiao Cui! What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and see the guests off! There are so many distinguished guests waiting behind us!"

"But...Miss! Their identities..."

"What's wrong with their identities? If they dare to make me unhappy, my king will not give them face!"

Kunda spoke the most domineering words in the most coquettish tone.

"You stinking bitch..."

Kun Xue was about to speak when Lu Yun scolded him: "Shut up! Don't you think it's not enough to embarrass Ikun?"

Kunxue was very obedient at that time. He knelt on the ground with his head buried in the soil.

The scene was awkward for a while!

Lu Yun glanced at Kun Youchang on the ground and found that the other party had no reaction at all. His expression was dull and his eyes were distracted. It was obvious that he had not recovered from the shock just now.

Lu Yun simply kicked him directly, and only then did Kun Youchang come back to his senses. He glanced around in confusion, and then fixed his eyes on Lu Yun.

"Brother Ji...Father Ji! Not...Captain Ji...Captain Ji!"

Lu Yun quickly gave him a look. Maybe he was shocked too much and his CPU burned out. He didn't understand what Lu Yun meant.

Instead, he asked in bewilderment, "Ji... Captain Ji! Is there sand in your eyes? Can I use a small one to blow it out for you?"

Lu Yun: "..."

When Kun Youchang said this, Lu Yun was speechless.

Blow! Blow your uncle!

"Xiao Cui! Don't you want to do this anymore? What are you standing there for? Get the guests out now!"

Kunda urged impatiently.