readytorunbook Chapter 254 Yasuo preaches (3)
Chapter 254 Yasuo preaches (3)
Chapter 254 Yasuo preaches (3)
Yasuo didn't have any experience with the promising career of the magic stick.
But he has been an unlicensed resident doctor for several years, and he has rich experience in communicating with patients.
Although they are completely different things, the core elements do have some similarities-the surface is calm and trustworthy, but the heart is flustered.
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In the main hall, Jiaodu, who had taken the life potion, completely relieved the abdominal cramps.
Not only did the abdominal cramps disappear, but my whole body felt relaxed, and even the pimples on the edges of my nails healed.
Only the problem of high blood pressure, as long as Kakuzu still has five hearts, will never be solved.
If it is in the game, even if a man as strong as Jiaodu eats his stomach, he will probably lose blood. If he takes a bottle of red medicine, he will be cured immediately.
This is also mainly because most of the ninjas are crispy skins, and even though Kakuzu has an "immortal body", they are essentially just crispy skins with a few more lives.
If it is Qianshouzhujian, or some large psychic beasts and tailed beasts, they have rough skin and thick flesh, and their upper limit of blood volume is amazing.
Then relying solely on red medicine treatment, although the value of blood recovery is still stable, the percentage rate will drop significantly.
If you want to achieve obvious results, you must increase the dosage, and the recovery speed will be greatly reduced.
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After making sure that there would be no dung-painted walls in his temple, Yasuo sat cross-legged in front of the statue, and the radiance of the astral wandering god seemed to disappear, which made people feel awe.
At the same time, the wood spirit penguins exuded a faint light, flying up and down around Yasuo, making ethereal whispers.
All in all, just this appearance alone is really like a god walking in the world.
Assuming there was a panel, Yasuo would definitely be able to see that just by posing a few poses, the faith value on the heads of the first few believers was growing crazily.
Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost and Sand Sculpture may rise a little slower, Qianluo and Ghost Zhan are definitely getting +1, +1, +1 constantly, not to mention Kakuto who personally experienced the magical effect of holy water.
Yasuo noticed that no matter what the five melon skins were thinking, at least at the moment they were looking at him devoutly, like a goose stretching its neck.
Although he is not a professional magician, but everything is ready, Yasuo has no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare to start preaching.
"Dawn is the beginning of dawn."
"All things grow by the sun."
"Young people are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning."
"The plan of a year lies in spring, and the plan of a day lies in morning. Dawn is dawn, and dawn is youth!"
"In the beginning of man, Benhappy,
Fight wild monsters, quadrilaterals,
Shi Lezhi, Zhendipi,
Ma Feifei, I feel bad.
Not happy, so cool! "
"Feel Happy, experience Happy, accept Happy, understand Happy. People who don't know Happy will not know what youth is!"
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Although even Yasuo himself didn't know what the hell this "Sutra of Ultimate Bliss" that he spent ten minutes writing blindly was.
But this does not prevent him from being serious, doing it in one go, and talking nonsense.
After finishing his speech, Yasuo secretly watched the reaction of the congregation through lowered eyelids.
As elders, Jiaodu and Guizhan were senior diners who had been taking ginseng dolls for a long time. At this moment, they shook their heads and looked intoxicated like hearing the sound of a fairy, as if they had realized some great truth.
Yasuo felt that these two guys were probably irreversible damage to the central nervous system caused by food poisoning, and they were indeed good materials for cultivating immortals.
As for Qian Luo, although he was the first to set foot on the Shadow Island among the few, he hadn't been tempered, and his cultivation was far from enough.
The reaction of the newcomer Sand Sculpture was relatively pure, with a look of bewilderment, with the words "There is nothing to love in life, I want to go home" written on his face.
But you know this kind of organization, it is easy to get in, but if you want to leave, there is no way.
As for the fat boy of Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost, Mung Bean eyes wandered around, wondering what he was thinking.
It's no wonder that in the original time and space, this guy can do things like eating inside and outside. He is really too flexible in his mind and has too many eyes.
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"Thank you Great Immortal for preaching, disciple Mao Sai suddenly realized!" Under the leadership of Jiaodu, several people saluted together.
The old god Yasuo nodded and said:
"An immortal caresses my head, and my hair is tied for longevity. As long as you continue to study and educate, you will be able to live forever and be undefeated in the bridal chamber. You must not slack off. Otherwise...otherwise my unfilial disciple, Qianshou Zhujian will be a lesson for the past!"
"Thousand-hand pillars?"
"First generation Hokage?"
Except for Angle and Ghost Slash, the rest of them all took a deep breath.
Qian Luo was amazed at the strength of Penguin Daxian, while Xiguashan Puffer Ghost and Sand Sculpture were skeptical.
If Senshou Zhujian is really the disciple of this Penguin Immortal, how strong is this Penguin Immortal?
Are creatures like penguins so awesome?Why didn't I know before!
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As the two people who know the most, Kadotsu and Onizan, their thoughts are not so superficial.
Senshou Zhujian learned the Wood Dungeon and Immortal Art from the Great Immortal Maokai under the Immortal Huateng Penguin. Jiaodu and Guizhan had guessed it early on, so they were not surprised.
What they were thinking was that, sure enough, the guy Senju Hashirama became Hokage, founded Konoha, and was slack in his practice, so he could neither live forever nor be undefeated in the bridal chamber...
Kakudo sighed, and murmured: "Hashirama, you who fought against me before, do you still have such a past, you are really a poor guy!"
Unknowingly, Kakuto's mentality has quietly changed, it is no longer "I have fought against the first generation of Hokage", but "Hashirama has fought against me".
There is not much difference between the two sentences, but the meaning is completely different.
This is the detachment of seeing all the mountains and small mountains after the ebb and flow and sublimation of vision...
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Hearing Jiaodu's whisper, the sand sculpture spit three mouthfuls of blood.
Crazy, all crazy, why all of them speak so loudly, how come the God of Ninja seems to be a Chinese cabbage on the side of the road in their mouths...
Although this big man is very strong, he looks not so much older than himself, and he has even fought against Zhuma...
I bother!What a fool!
The sand sculpture, who had been seriously injured by Fan Tiangua before, and survived on a little low-concentration potion, spit out blood, and his face became more and more sluggish.
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"Great Immortal, please save Sha Ying, oh no, Brother Sand Eagle!"
At this time, Qian Luo, who had been wearing a mask, asked.
One is the son of Elder Chidai, and the other is the second-generation Kazekage's disciple. Qianluo has long recognized the newcomer who joined the religion, who is the half-dead sand sculpture.
For acquaintances to come to the Shadow Island, Qian Luo is naturally very happy. Seeing him like this now, thinking of Yasuo rewarding Jiaodu with holy water, he couldn't help but beg.
"In the holy religion, rewards and punishments are clearly defined. Mr. Winter Melon is given special treatment for drinking holy water because of his contribution to the organization. But since you have spoken up, little fairy Cucumber, I don't want to see you die."
Yasuo raised his head, and said calmly, "It's getting late, I'm going back to the God Realm, and you guys, wait quietly, Happy's Dawn's orange beast will be released after the rain is abundant." earth, and then assist him until the second oracle."
After the voice fell, the radiance prevailed, and then the "God" disappeared in place.
At the same time, a golden light fell on the sand sculpture, and the wounds on the latter's body healed in an instant.
(Star Infusion, the skill of Soraka, the Son of the Stars in League of Legends, consumes part of his health and chakra, and heals the target for a certain amount of blood.)
Don't talk about Qian Luo's gratitude, don't talk about Sand Sculpture's dumbfounded, Kakudu and Oni Zhan frowned at the same time.
"Jiaosang, what did the Great Immortal mean when he left?"
Oni Zhan asked with a confused face: "The second oracle? That is to say, the phrase 'the orange beast of dawn assisting Happy' is the first oracle?"
Gui Zhan nodded, and said: "It's probably like this, but I don't know what the 'Orange Beast of Dawn' is? I can only wait and see what happens, let nature take its course!"
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