Chapter 332 The Strongest Illusion
Chapter 332 The Strongest Illusion
Chapter 332 The Strongest Illusion
"discharge!"
At the entrance of the Anbu building, there was a long caravan of camels. Following the order of the stalwart man, the Anbu ninjas began to carry the supplies from the camels.
The types of materials are very rich, most of which are special products of countries in the Western Regions, as well as various jewelry and gold.
"Master, these are spoils of war, right? Don't they need to be handed over to the warehouse of the village finance department?" Yasuo respectfully handed a can of Coke to the master, rubbing his hands and asked.
"Why? Don't you dare to accept it? Then I'll take it away as a teacher." Danzo opened the can of Coke with a "stab" and glared at his disciple before drinking it in one gulp.
"do not!"
Yasuo quickly waved his hand and said, "Send it to the finance department and have to distribute it. It's so troublesome and a waste of manpower. The left and right are guarding Konoha, so there is no need to distinguish so clearly."
There is no gold, silver and jewelry available in the Anbu Building, so it is obviously to be realized.
In terms of cashing out, is there any faster and more efficient way than selling it to the Blackwater Auction House at a [-]% discount?
It seems that because of teaching too much, Yasuo felt that he had become unskilled in protecting Konoha, and couldn't help but start to reflect on himself.
Danzo casually rolled the Coke can into a small ball, and accurately popped it into the trash can with his fingers, then said coldly:
"Men Yan, a dog thief, actually cut off the old man's pig supply for a year. This feud is irreconcilable! How can the old man give him the supplies again!"
"Fortunately, camels are delicious." Danzo thought for a while and added.
"No matter how delicious the camel and lamb are, how can they compare to the pork rice in my hometown!"
Yasuo stretched out his finger, poked the master's stomach, and said bitterly: "Master, look, the growth rate of your waistline, the year-on-year increase index has dropped!"
"Hey, in order to have a bite of the delicacies from my hometown, the old man traveled all day and night to come back. In the end, he exhausted the mount he had found so hard."
Danzang shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about this anymore. Didn't you say that you recruited three disciples? Where are they? Let the old man take a look."
Recalling Minato's flustered expression and the red handprints on his face, Yasuo spread his hands and said, "Those little bastards are not mature yet, Master, you don't need to take care of them."
At this time, Kato Duan ran over and said respectfully:
"Report to Elder Danzo, Lord Yasuo, the luncheon is ready."
Danzang touched the side of his stomach and said, "Let's eat first. After a busy day, I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back."
Elder Danzo would have no way to touch the front of his stomach if he didn't use soft body technique.
He beckoned to signal the rest of the ninjas to continue carrying supplies, and walked towards the gate by himself.
Suddenly he stopped, Elder Danzo glanced at the door frame, and said, "Xiaoduan, remember to tell Shinichi Yamanaka to change all the door frames in the ministry."
"Anyway, the Konoha gate also needs to be repaired, and the cost will be recorded together. The door frame that has been used for decades can no longer meet the growing requirements of Anbu."
After finishing speaking, Elder Danzang took a deep breath, contracted his stomach, and squeezed into the door.
The luncheon was just a private banquet within the regiment. There were not many people, but there were many dishes.
Looking at the dazzling array of familiar dishes, Elder Danzo's eyes were red.
Picking up a pair of pig ears, stirring them in tomato sauce, and throwing them into his mouth, Elder Danzo showed a fascinated look.
"That's the taste, that's the taste!"
Kato Dan, Yamanaka Shinichi, and the five information department officers all swallowed and looked at their superiors eagerly.
"Don't stand still, eat, eat all of them!" Although Elder Danzang has a heart to protect the food, it is always more delicious to eat together.
Yasuo shrank aside, looking at the turbulent battlefield, he was glad he didn't bring Minato and the others.
What should I do if I get infected?
It's not a question of handsome or not, the key is that as a master, I'm afraid I can't support them.
After a few people were full of wine and food, more than 80 chefs temporarily hired by Anbu collapsed in the kitchen.
While picking his teeth, Elder Danzo asked about some recent events in Konoha.
The tool used by Elder Danzo to pick his teeth is the pen of Sarutobi Hiruzen.
This is a very useful tool.
When the cap is on, it can be used for picking noses.
Take off the cap and use the nib of the pen, it can be used to pick teeth, very convenient and easy to use.
"By the way, master, how is your technique development going?"
Here are the absolute confidantes of the regiment, and Yasuo didn't shy away from it, and asked questions that he had always cared about.
Danzo started the research and development of slimming ninjutsu when he took leave from Sand Hidden Village and returned to Konoha, but judging from today's situation, it seems that there has been no progress.
But beyond Yasuo's expectations, Danzo laughed and said, "Who is a teacher? A teacher is the root of Konoha, and he is a fierce tiger of Konoha. That guy Sarutobi is a doctor of ninjutsu, and the old man is at least a ninjutsu Master, how could you be stumped by such a thing!"
Yasuo asked suspiciously, "Then why don't you..."
"Why not? Do you think there is something wrong with the teacher's current figure?"
"Uh...Master, I didn't mean that...Also, don't flick your pen around, I'm dizzy."
"Hmph, you traitor, I want the old man's pen, but the old man is reluctant to give it to you!"
"Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~"
At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, interrupting Elder Danzang's anger.
Danzo took out his phone, his face changed.
Yasuo glanced at it from a distance, and found that it was not a phone call, but a QQ video invitation.
Danzo bounced off the special stool, walked around to a room, and closed the door carefully.
The reason why I chose to make a video call in this room is another reason.
On the one hand, this room is relatively remote to avoid embarrassment.
On the other hand, the router is stored in this room, the signal is very good, the video will not freeze, and the call quality is high.
After confirming that there was no one around, Danzo nodded in satisfaction.
"Transformation!"
As the white smoke dissipated, an oversized "Full Meat Galen" appeared in the room.
Flesh Galen quickly formed a seal again, and then the space gradually became slightly distorted.
"The strongest illusion - beauty camera!"
With the completion of the seal, a small airflow appeared around the full-flesh Galen, and through the refraction of light, the "full-flesh Galen" became a "half-flesh Galen".
"Qianqian, Konoha's food is very good, I seem to be gaining weight again."
Picking up the phone and accepting the video invitation, "Half-Flesh Galen" pointed at his double chin distressedly, sighed and complained.
"Zangzang, it's okay, I love your person, not your appearance, no matter how fat you are, I will still love you."
On the screen, a red-haired woman shook her head with gentle eyes.
She seemed to think of something suddenly, and pointed to the corner of her eyes, and said uneasily: "Look, Zangzang, there are more wrinkles around my eyes. The wind and sand in the country of wind are too big. I seem to be getting older and older recently." Soon."
"It doesn't matter, what I love is your person, not your appearance, even if you look old, you are still my little Qianqian, my soul mate!"
Excited, "Half-Flesh Galen"'s double chin bulged even more.
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