I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 341 The Thought of Strangling Ivan



Chapter 341 The Thought of Strangling Ivan

The half-elf lady actually always had some suspicions.

Her appearance was nothing like that of a dark elf, and neither was her mother.

But in theology and legends, his mother was indeed a dark elf god.

If my mother was a drow before, what kind of experience made her turn back into a high elf...

"I thought I could get answers from you, half-elf."

The voice of the elven god Corellon came from the front, so ethereal that it didn't seem to come from the living organism in front of him.

Xiling's heart immediately tightened and she restrained her thoughts.

“Don’t be surprised, I can… well, all the main gods can hear the voices of the lower gods and creatures of the same race.

Aha! You're curious who that annoying guy with his hands in his pockets is?

In your memory, he has already appeared, hasn't he?

The loathsome Rillifane Rorazil, one of the first primal spirits to be separated from my body.

An irresponsible, fame-loving, mysophobic sissy."

Unable to contain her inner thoughts, Xiling began to give up resistance and tried to get used to this way of chatting where her inner thoughts could be pried into.

"He has looked for me in the main material world several times, and recently he was near you. Didn't I sink my own passage to the Kingdom of God?

After that, the old guy even came over and had a few words with me.”

"Why did you... do that?"

Xiling, who had been silent from the beginning until now, asked the first question.

"Aren't those moon elves also believers of Corellon, the elven god?"

The high elf who had been leading the way stopped.

His originally hunched back slowly straightened up, and then he raised his head, as if looking at the huge throne in front of him.

"Little guy, if I say that sacrificing those 30,000 moon elves is to preserve all the elves in the main material plane, including other sub-planes...

Can you accept this reason?"

……

As a city, the underground caves of Breath of the Moon did not follow the traditional style of the dark elves.

It is said that during the time when Rose was in charge of the dark elves, the dark elf city was a battlefield full of conspiracies and mutual attacks.

Every day, bodies of people who were assassinated appear on the streets.

And almost every month, there would be bloody family wars.

It can be said that the previous dark elf society was like raising Gu, relying on constant internal struggles to make the entire tribe become warlike and strong.

But in this city now, such things are strictly prohibited.

Eilistraee established a comprehensive legal system based on what she saw and felt during her wanderings on the Material Plane.

Harming one's own kind, stealing, framing, and conspiracy, these daily activities of the dark elves were previously classified as illegal.

For the dark elves, who were already exiles, this was the most supportive thing they could do.

Therefore, in the city of dark elves, there appeared stalls like those in a night market.

For the drow in Nimia who had walked out of the abyss, these "abnormal" life scenes were something they had never dared to think about before.

But for the useless young people on Blue Star, this is really no big deal.

Attacking each other and killing each other every day, and sacrificing the bodies and souls of the defeated from time to time, this should be considered abnormal no matter how you look at it...

Nimia squeezed into a food stall, and when she came out, she had three skewers in her hand.

That’s right, skewers.

Kong Er shyly took his own, without even looking at what he was holding, he stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it with his cheeks wide open, and made a delicious gesture.

This made Alvin shudder with fear.

On the skewer was a small lizard with its head and tail intact.

To be honest, whether in his original life or in his previous life, Alvin had never tried this non-mainstream meat.

Although he was a playboy in Huiyao City, he was still a minor noble after all.

The food we eat every day may not be very exquisite, but it is at least normal human food.

Later in the Gray Forest, druids were even more advocates of green eating.

Most of the time it was rabbit meat, chicken and vegetables, but after Alvin taught Senna how to farm, fish was added.

Even the frost giants and orcs, who seem extremely barbaric, get their meat from yaks in the north.

At first, Alvin found it hard to accept the idea of ​​eating lizards.

Just as he was hesitating, not knowing how to refuse the dark elf's kindness, an arm reached out from behind his head, snatched the kebab from Ivan's hand, and then a sound of chewing sounded above his head.

"Lady Eilistraee!"

Nimia quickly put down the half-eaten roasted lizard, wiped her mouth twice with her hands, and then made some fancy movements behind Ivan.

Already knowing what was going on, Alvin turned around and stared at his future mother-in-law with curiosity.

This elf, who was a head taller than him, was wearing a simple shirt and waisted trousers, and was eating the skewers with big mouthfuls.

Apart from his height and skin colour, his look was no different from any other commoner in the night market.

"What are you looking at!

Gods can eat, too!"

Quickly swallowing the food in her hand, Iris threw the barbecue skewer of unknown material to the ground, then hooked Ivan's shoulder and dragged him out of the night market.

“That…Nemia, right?

Good job catching this guy for me.

This is a very scary human pervert, but I have to let him stay with us for a while.

Remind sisters, be careful of guys who look like this recently."

As she spoke, Iris grabbed Ivan's neck with one hand, making him unable to resist;

With his other hand, he pinched Ivan's chin and turned him to the back so that Nimia could see more clearly.

Ivan, who had no time to react just now, began to struggle hard at this moment.

It's a pity that this guy with such a weak physique couldn't possibly break free from a powerful ranger.

What's more, the other party is a god.

So, Ivan looked to Kong Er for help.

Sensing that the human pervert was in danger, Kong'er, who had just run back to the orcs' West Wasteland City to choose a house and missed the meeting with Iris, immediately raised the refined gold stick in his hand.

But the tall elf in front of him only needed one sentence to make Kong Er's weapon drop.

"My daughters, Xiling and Lianne, have a good relationship with you, orc."

After hearing this, Kong Er roughly guessed why Iris treated Ivan so roughly.

He lowered the weapon in his hand and shrugged at Ivan, indicating that he could do nothing to help.

"It is an honor to meet you, my lord."

The orcs did not have any complicated etiquette for the audience. Kong Er did not even move his hands and just spoke to Iris.

“Although I am young, I also have several daughters…

I fully understand your desire to strangle Ivan..."


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