What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Chapter 126 Don't Cook Me



Chapter 126 Don't Cook Me

Before the house was built, Liu An and Hong Longfei lived in Xiao's house. Ye Peng and Ye Ping'an did not go to the town for the time being. They followed Ye Tang into the mountains to practice martial arts every day. Liu An and Hong Longfei would give them some pointers from time to time.

Xiao Jingxuan had been keeping a close eye on Liu An, fearing that his crazy master would poison people again like before. Unexpectedly, seven days had passed and Liu An had not poisoned anyone.

Jamel Xiao was surprised, but he didn't dare to let his guard down.

The verdict on Xiao Yi has come down. He will be executed along with those bandits at noon today.

Ye Tang was too lazy to watch the execution; she was concentrating on making chili peppers.

During this period, peppers have been harvested one after another, the harvest of green peppers has become less and less, and a lot of smoked red peppers have been dried.

Ye Tang plans to use dried smoked red peppers to make chili powder, peppers, and oil peppers today...

Chili oil, glutinous rice cake chili, pickled chili, wild chili, chili powder, crispy chili, black bean chili

"Madam, after these peppers are made, are we going to sell them?" Lu Taohua asked while pounding glutinous rice cake peppers with a stone mortar.

Ye Tang sorted out the seasonings for making chili noodles: "I won't sell them. I'll keep them for myself. The chili noodles can be stored for a long time and won't go bad if I don't finish them."

This year I planted less than two acres of peppers. Anyway, I am not short of money. I will eat them myself first and then plant more to sell next year. By then I will have to build a pepper workshop.

Who will be responsible for running the chili workshop?

She can offer money and methods, but she will never work hard to run a workshop. She doesn't have that much time, and there are many things waiting for her to grow!

After growing those things, she will teach others to grow them and promote what she has grown. In this way, she can make money and also lie back and enjoy herself.

The whole yard was filled with the smell of chili peppers.

In the afternoon, Jamel Xiao bought a big fat rooster.

Ye Tang asked him to kill the chicken and clean it.

Xiao Jingxuan is now much more efficient at work and won't be lazy at every turn, at least in front of Ye Tang.

He killed the chicken in a few seconds, cleaned the feathers, and chopped it into small pieces.

When Ye Tang was making spicy chicken, Lu Taohua and Lu Lihua helped out. Ye Tang patiently taught them how to cook: "Learn well. When I don't have time to cook in the future, or when I don't want to cook, I'll leave this job to you."

"Don't worry, ma'am. We won't let you down." The two sisters Lu Taohua looked serious and respectful.

They admired Ye Tang very much in their hearts. How come the lady had such a good brain that she could always come up with all kinds of strange and bizarre things?

"As my maids, in addition to having outstanding cooking skills, you must also be able to read and keep accounts, and you must not neglect martial arts. You may not have talent, but you cannot be lazy. Oh, one more thing, you must also learn farming, this is the most important thing..."

"I will study hard."

Heat a large pot, add oil, add ginger and peppercorns, fry until fragrant, then remove from the pot, add the chicken and fry thoroughly, remove and set aside, continue to heat the oil for frying chicken, add ginger and peppercorns and fry until fragrant, then pour in the pounded glutinous rice cake peppers...

The sky was filled with sunset glow. Xiao Jingxuan, Ye Peng, Ye Ping'an, Hong Longfei, and Liu An went home under the glow of the sunset glow. They smelled a spicy aroma before they even entered the door.

"What a strong aroma, with a hint of chicken in it." Ye Peng almost drooled when he smelled it.

Ye Ping'an swallowed his saliva: "My sister said she was going to make spicy chicken hotpot today. Could this be the taste of spicy chicken hotpot?"

Liu An rubbed his hands and said, "That must be it. Let's go in and take a look."

The five of them couldn't wait to enter and headed straight for the kitchen.

The rich aroma of spicy chicken wafts out from the kitchen.

"You're back, wash your hands and get ready for dinner. Husband, go pick up Fifth Brother and Fifth Sister-in-law. We can't leave them behind when we enjoy the delicious food." Ye Tang instructed Lu Taohua and the others to prepare the side dishes while giving instructions to Xiao Jingxuan.

Xiao Jingxuan agreed without saying a word and turned and left.

Ye Tang came outside the yard and called Ye Ping'an to move the iron stove out of the warehouse, clean it, carry it to the dining room, and place it near the window.

This is the iron stove that she asked Xiao Jingxuan to find someone to make. It can be used to burn charcoal or firewood.

At the top of the iron stove is a square iron plate, like a large square table, with the stove core in the middle. Small drawers are designed on all four sides of the iron plate, all made of iron sheets. You can put melon seeds in the small drawers. In winter, you can sit around the stove, eat melon seeds and eat Bagua hotpot, which is very comfortable.

After plugging in the chimney and starting the fire, Ye Tang ordered his men to bring out the spicy chicken and the pot and place them on the iron stove.

Gulu, Gulu.

The steaming spicy chicken is rolling.

The side dishes include tofu, potatoes, cabbage and lotus root.

Spicy Chicken Hotpot

"This way of eating is quite novel." Liu An was a little greedy. At the moment, he didn't look like an immortal at all. Except for his long and thick white beard, he looked like an ordinary person in other places.

After Xiao Jingxuan brought Master Xiao Wu and his wife over, everyone started eating.

"This chicken is so sticky, especially the chicken skin, which is sticky. The flavor of the chili and the chicken blend perfectly."

"What a mellow aroma, fragrant and spicy with a long aftertaste."

“This garlic clove is delicious.”

“Cabbage is good too.”

"Ouch! There's chili on my beard again!"

A pot of spicy chicken made everyone sweat and enjoy themselves very much.

Mr. Xiao Wu and his wife ate the least, but their smiles were full of satisfaction. At their age, they were almost dying, but they could still eat such delicious food and live a happy life for the rest of their lives.

Seeing that the two elders didn't want to eat anymore and were very hot sitting around the stove, Ye Tang helped them to go to the pavilion to rest and said to them, "I will make mutton noodles tomorrow. If it's not convenient for you to come, I will have someone send some to you so that Yonglu and the other children can have a taste."

Old Mrs. Zeng looked at her lovingly and said, "Every time you make something delicious, you think of us and the children."

"I'm their great-grandmother. I just give them something to eat, not money. Children are easy to satisfy. They are in a private school, and studying is quite hard. Only when they eat well can they have the energy to study." Ye Tang said with a smile.

We finished the whole pot of spicy chicken and there was no side dish left.

Ye Tang asked Ye Ping'an to buy half a sheep tomorrow morning.

At night, before going to bed, Ye Tang discussed with Jamel Xiao.

"Mutton noodles are a profitable business. I want to give this recipe to Sanxi's eldest brother, splitting it 30-70."

Jamel Xiao only felt the taste of spicy chicken in his mouth. Even after rinsing his mouth, the taste was still there: "You decide. Is the mutton noodle delicious?"

Lamb meal

That's what he cares about most.

There was noodles in the Yuan Dynasty, but no powder. I don’t know what this powder your wife is talking about tastes like.

"It's delicious." Ye Tang recalled, "It's delicious. In addition to mutton noodles, I will also make hot and sour noodles, fern root noodles, potato noodles..."

Listening to the delicious food she talked about, Xiao Jingxuan fell asleep. His dreams were filled with all kinds of delicious food made by Ye Tang.

His wife was wearing a tall hat with the words "Chef God" written on it and a white dress. She looked like a fairy. She was holding a big iron spoon and stirring something in the big iron pot.

The aroma of meat wafted into his nose. He ran to the iron pot following the smell. He looked down and saw that the pot was filled with himself cut into eight pieces.

“Ah!!!” Jamel Xiao woke up screaming.

Ye Tang, who was cutting meat in the kitchen, heard the noise and ran over with a kitchen knife: "Husband, what's wrong with you?"

When Xiao Jingxuan saw the gleaming kitchen knife in her hand, his blood instantly flowed back.

"My dear, I'm sorry I got up late. I will never sleep in again!"

Don't cook me!


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