scumbag egg

Chapter 5...

"Father, you have to be obedient. I'm going to school now, you go to work when you get up, and stay at home after work. Don't go to Nalan..."

In the early morning, as soon as Keller opened his eyes, Qiuqiu babbled and said, there is no way, his father just doesn’t let him worry, although his father made him feel embarrassed, but he is his only father, Nalan Don't recognize him, if Keller also leaves him, he will really become an orphan.

Keller rubbed his eyes, then got up, rubbed his sleepy silver hair, his amber eyes were still in a daze stage.

"Dad, remember, don't go out." Qiuqiu's eyes widened, her immature face was full of worry.

Qiuqiu remembered that last night, when his father came back, he smelled of alcohol, but there was another smell. Although he had tried his best to clean it, he could still smell it.

That's the smell of Nalan. He and Nalan are father and son, and they belong to the same family of angels. They are very familiar with each other's smell. Dad really went to find Nalan again.

He sighed, puffed his cheeks, and wrinkled his beautiful eyebrows, but got up obediently and put on his clothes, and even flew up when he was about to leave, and kissed Keller's forehead lightly, only then was he worried leave.

Keller sat on the bed, recalling what happened last night.

In fact, he thinks that man's skills are quite good, but he hates men who don't wear condoms the most, and men who use violence on him the most. Although he has a good skin, his bones are full of these rotten things. Stuff, when Keller thinks about it now, his teeth itch with hatred, regretting that he didn't step on his life.

At that time, he went into the bathroom to clean up all the dirty things in his body, and then he planned to leave. When he thought of having sex with a man without a condom, he felt dirty all over his body, as if people without condoms had AIDS land.

After he washed his face, the rotten angel sat on the bed angrily, his pointed chin proudly raised, and looked at him with his nostrils. Keller felt that he was right. Besides, they are 419 anyway, and they will never again We met, why leave such a good impression on the other party?

So, under the man's intense gaze, he put on his clothes slowly, and then leaned over. The man squinted his eyes because of his actions, and seemed to be in a better mood, but at the next moment, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. .

Keller hooked the man's shoulder, and the two brothers seemed to say, "Brother, lend me a gold coin, and I'll take a taxi home."

Even now, thinking of that man's appearance, he can't help laughing until his stomach hurts. What does he think will happen to him?Lying beside him, he said, "Haney, I can't live without you, I love you so much..."

How is that possible?

This is not his tone. Thinking about how many suitors he dumped when he was on Earth, how many men cried and wanted to reconcile with him and live with him. He threw them out without even moving his eyelids. .

At this moment, an unknown sound sounded, and Keller rummaged through the bed following the sound, turning the untidy bed into a mess, and finally found the source of the sound from under the bed.

It was a thing about five inches in size, pitch black, and the word "Shoujun" was displayed on the screen. Keller was taken aback. This was his mobile phone. Because he didn't have any friends, he forgot that he had So a high-tech thing.

Just about to try the difference between this alien cell phone and the one on Earth, Keller lightly touched the 'Answer' button on the screen, and suddenly, a large image appeared on the wall, scaring him half to death.

Just make a good phone call, why put the other party's appearance on the wall, isn't it good on the phone screen?It feels weird that there is suddenly another person in the room.

"Keller, why haven't you sent me the nude photos of the little prince that you agreed to send today?" A soft-looking boy on the wall blinked his big eyes and looked at him, his eyes full of anticipation. color.

"Uh..." Lake is his surname, and the person who called him Keller should be his friend, so he laughed and said, "Hello, Shoujun children's shoes..."

The corner of the boy's mouth twitched, and he said expressionlessly, "Hey, did you not take a picture?"

"..."

"Oh my God, you really didn't catch it?" The boy's eyes widened. Almost instantly, his original Nuo Nuo's appearance immediately became a little scary, and he said with a smile: "Keller, before eight o'clock in the evening, I want to receive the photo, otherwise, hum, your salary for this month will be gone."

salary?

Keller had a flash of inspiration, maybe this guy is doing private work to earn some extra money, isn’t it just the nude photos of the little prince, little case, Keller immediately smiled and said, “Then I’ll get the nude photos of the little prince before eight o’clock, you Do you want to add money to me?"

The young man frowned and thought about it. He seemed to be looking forward to the nude photo of the little prince. He nodded and said, "Add ten gold coins."

"Okay." Although ten gold coins are few, they are still enough to buy some things.

After hanging up the phone, the phone rang again, this time it was 'mutual attack', he immediately became interested, wondering if it might be his former sex buddy, and wanted to have another sex with him, so he didn't hesitate He picked it up without hesitation.

A man in a suit and leather shoes and gold-rimmed glasses appeared on the white wall. He was sitting at a desk with a lot of documents piled up on it. The man greeted him with a smile.

"Keller, do you have any exclusive news recently? For example, does the emperor and his wife intend to have a third child, or does His Majesty and the Colonel have any unresolved adultery?"

"..." What is this?

"Keller, did you give the top-secret news to Shoujuntai behind my back?" Jin Guang: "Keller, tell me some other news, I will give you ten more gold coins."

It was another ten gold coins, and Keller's eyes immediately flashed with the words "Golden Coins", and he nodded immediately: "Yeah, I will give you the most top-secret news at eight o'clock in the evening."

The other party praised him a few words in satisfaction, and then hung up the phone.

I thought I could get up and work, but unexpectedly, the phone rang again. This time it was 'Gong Jun'. After the call was connected, a very beautiful man was reflected on the wall. He was dressed gorgeously and his face was full of disdain. But after seeing the call connected, his expression slightly softened.

"Keller, I want His Highness Xia Zuo to take a photo of His Majesty, and I will give you a week. By the way, as long as you take this scene, I will give you an extra thirty gold coins as a reward."

Before Keller replied, the other party hung up the phone with a 'snap', leaving Keller staring blankly at the wall with a smirk.

He didn't know who those people were, but he still smartly searched on Qiandu.com, and his eyes widened suddenly. His rebirth would have been bloody enough, but what's even more shocking now is that Lalaxing is the most The three popular TV stations are: Attacking the King, Shoujun, Mutual Attacking...

Do you want to be so funny?

Moreover, the three TV stations are the kind of TV stations that mix national politics and entertainment. Of course, they also have a newspaper under their banner. That is to say, the news industry of Lala Star is covered by the three of them.

Not to mention, what he didn't expect was that the owner of this body would secretly sell news to the TV station, and even the three companies sold it to each other. Presumably he also made a lot of money secretly.

He then looked through the previous reports and found that they were basically the emperor's husband and wife. Some content and photos were taken secretly, but they were indeed full of love.

At this moment, several other photos quickly caught his attention.

In the photo, the man is wearing a black military uniform, with a pair of snow-white wings behind the cloak. He is very beautiful, but he gives people a sense of nobility and inviolability. The straight military uniform sets off his temperament even more. It set off his softer face and made it harder.

Look at that title again: Colonel Huaxin's 1234th lover, Kafei, the popular idol of Lala Star.

Keller was immediately stunned by Lei. The man in the photo is naturally handsome, but the popular idol next to him... Eyes are eyes, nose is nose, so I can't tell, why is he so popular?

That's what he said, but Keller still couldn't help feeling flustered. This man is the man from last night. How many people did this man fuck?When he thought of having sex with so many people without wearing a condom, Keller was afraid that he would catch some disease, and wondered whether he should suggest His Royal Highness Xia Zuo to conduct a staff inspection, especially focusing on AIDS and the like.

Worried about turning off the computer, he started his day's work.

First, she changed the quilt cover of the emperor and his wife, and then dutifully ran into the air freshener. The cleaning was done by a robot, but she still wiped it casually with the rag.

Of course, he took a photo of the messy quilt as a souvenir, maybe he could make some money. His Royal Highness Xia Zuo went to help His Majesty handle state affairs, and he will deliver the lunch. But before that, he still has important things to do ,That is……

Photos of Little Prince Carl...

Little Prince Carl is in kindergarten, and he is in the same class as his son. Uh, actually, Qiuqiu is his little attendant. The kindergarten is in charge of lunch, and he only comes home for dinner. So, Keller wondered if he should be in At that time, the first strike is the strongest.

Keller named the plan this time the Guozhao Plan, and swore that if he could not get the Guozhao of the little prince, he would be crushed to death by the dragon dung in the sky. With such a mood, he went to the kitchen to put the lunch prepared by the chefs on the table. In the dining car, ready for delivery to the office.

Keller felt that this world was really wonderful. It was a planet wearing a tuxedo and holding a civilized stick, but there was something in rice.

But this kind of thing is also extremely expensive. Fortunately, as a deacon, he can secretly abuse his power. Keller thinks that being a deacon is pretty good, including food, housing, and children.

Gently knocking on the door of His Majesty's office, Keller waited for three seconds before pushing the door open.

His Majesty's office is very luxurious. There are TVs, computers, sofas, dining tables, bathrooms, etc., as long as you want and need it, you can find everything in it.

As soon as he entered, Keller felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere. He looked around sensitively and found that there was an extra person in His Majesty's office. No, an angel. He looked at the sky outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, seemingly worried.

His Highness Xia Zuo sat at the desk with puffy cheeks, a pair of pale green eyes stared angrily at the blond angel, while His Majesty the Emperor sat next to His Highness Xia Zuo with a flattering face, oh my god, how exciting this is It was too late, Keller immediately took out his mobile phone and took a sneak shot of the three of them.

It seems that I can earn a lot of extra money...

"Nalan, we are going to have lunch, Chinese food." His Majesty the Emperor said sullenly.

At this moment, the blond angel turned around slowly, with a smile on his face, but his blue eyes gave Keller an ambiguous look, and said with a smile, "I don't mind having a meal that I hate. Chinese food."

As he said that, he pulled the chair of the dining table and sat down very bluntly, crossing his legs, as if this was his territory.

The corners of Keller's mouth twitched, this angel is the condom, promiscuous Mr. Colonel making love...

What he hates the most in his life is meeting someone from the previous 419 on the street. No, he just happened to meet him...

The author has something to say: rolling around and being cute

I was writing Chapter 8 last night, and a very funny scene popped up in my mind, so I wrote it, and after telling my friend, she said that it was very joyful, hahaha, everyone will laugh until the time comes, and my stomach hurts, really, so Everyone hurry up and bubble up, huh? ?

tt You don’t know, this chapter was locked just after posting, which scared me~~~~~~ After changing two words, it will be fine, everyone, tell me, is this chapter pure? ?Beep, beep, it's too hard