scumbag egg

Chapter 14...

In the early morning of the next day, Keller and Qiuqiu were still sleeping soundly with their quilts in their hands.The father and son were still dreaming sweet dreams when they were awakened by a violent kick at the door.

Keller opened his eyes in a daze. The emperor and his wife will come back tomorrow. Logically speaking, no one will knock on the door?

"Dead ball, stinky ball, tell your dad to come out, hurry up."

"Keller big snake demon, come out for me, I want to settle accounts with you."

"Qiaoqiu, if you don't ask your father to come out, I won't play with you in this life."

Keller thought for a long time, and finally guessed from the other party's angry child's voice and the sound of kicking the door, that the person who knocked on the door was the cutest prince, and that the prince still came to take revenge.

"Well, Dad, I seem to have heard the voice of His Royal Highness." Qiuqiu half-closed his eyes, his soft silver hair slept like a chicken coop, but he looked very cute.

Keller thought to himself that the prince would come to avenge him, and he would probably meet Hong, so he covered Qiuqiu's ears, and then leaned into his ear and said, "Good boy, you were dreaming just now."

As he said that, he pushed Qiuqiu down on the bed again, found a furry earmuff to put on for him, and then covered him with the quilt before opening the door.

Of course, when he opened the door, he only opened a small crack, and only his head was exposed.

Outside the door, the little prince wrinkled his bun face, and his huge eyes glared at him. The little prince was standing upright, but he needed to raise his head to see Keller's face, so he flapped his wings and flew up. Slightly taller than Keller.

"Keller, don't think I don't know, you secretly took my photo and sold it." His Highness the little prince crossed his arms, looking old-fashioned.

Keller's head was buzzing. He knew that such a day would come, but he didn't expect that today would come sooner.

"Well, Your Royal Highness, I'm actually helping you. Besides, I didn't sell any of your most embarrassing photos, in fact, to help you." Amber eyes rolled, and a ghostly idea immediately formed in his head.

A trace of doubt flashed in the little prince's lavender eyes, and his pretentious face suddenly became much more childish. He raised his chin arrogantly, motioning Keller to continue talking.

"Your Highness, you like Mr. Garter, right?" Keller was laughing like a dog at the moment, but if you took a closer look, you could see that Keller's forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

His Royal Highness the little prince is someone that Nalan bitch is afraid of, can he not be afraid?What if the little butt in front of me gets upset and strikes him with a thunder?

The little prince nodded, still looking at him with distrust.

"Your Highness, in my opinion, Lord Garter doesn't seem to like you." Keller said at the risk of being struck by lightning.

"Say one more word and I'll hack you." The little prince who was in the midst of a broken relationship was very irritable and would chop at every turn, a bit like his father's style.

"Um, it's like this, I can make Master Garter accept you." Keller secretly raised his eyes to look at the little prince, who frowned, and his big lavender eyes seemed to be thinking seriously.

"Okay then, chase me to Guardian, and you will be rewarded a lot." The little prince lifted his chin, feeling very proud.

As soon as Keller heard that there was a reward, he immediately forgot the crime he had committed, and immediately asked, "Can you give me some now?"

The little prince is not as easy to deceive as his mother. Hearing this, he immediately laughed very strangely. Can you imagine?A cute, innocent, and beautiful face with a weird smile on it will make the hairs stand on end.

The little prince said: "I will give Jiade to you when I marry him back home."

Keller "..." How far away is that? Hey, he is in debt now.

Keller explained to the little prince that the reason for publishing the photos to everyone is to create public opinion and make everyone think that the little prince likes Gard very much. One is to make Gard feel happy, and that he can be loved by the little prince. It is no wonder that he died unhappy .

If that guy Jiade doesn't like the little prince, he can still let the public opinion make him have to accept the little prince. This is a very good condition. Anyway, he just needs to help the little prince marry Jiade. Whether he loves it or not is a cloud. , money is the most important thing.

As soon as the little prince was sent away, Qiuqiu woke up, and when he heard that the emperor and his wife had returned, he immediately jumped up happily and secretly ran to the garden to pick flowers and give them to His Royal Highness Xia Zuo.

Keller looked very jealous, why didn't he see this little kid give him a flower?Even if it's made of paper, it's okay, hey, this son is raised for nothing.

The emperor and his wife came back, and Keller also started working. Coupled with his two part-time jobs, he felt that his life was quite fulfilling.

Qiuqiu had long gone to school with His Highness the Prince, and His Majesty the Emperor didn't respond to that incident, but His Highness Xia Zuo would hold his hand and say, "Hey, how did you say that Tuantuan fell in love with Jiade?" Yeah? What's so good about Garter? So lazy..."

Tuantuan is the nickname of the little prince. Ever since the little prince went to kindergarten, he has disliked this nickname. He will bite anyone who calls him Tuantuan. His Royal Highness, not the little prince Tuantuan.

His Highness Xia Zuo brought back a big fat worm. It was His Highness Xia Zuo's second son, that is, the second prince. That big fat worm was so fleshy that people couldn't help but want to put it on the ground when they saw it. , and then step on it with your foot.

Of course, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo will not know his thoughts, otherwise he will die a miserable death.

In other words, the two sons of the emperor and his wife are quite good at making troubles. This big fat bug came back from Chongchong Planet. I heard that not long after His Highness Xia Zuo gave birth to him, His Highness Xia Zuo's father took the second prince with him. Back to play the insects.

This worm drools, which makes his workload heavier, and that worm crawls around, sometimes crawling on him without even knowing it. Keller was very distressed by this and reported it to His Royal Highness Xia Zuo Several times, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo said: "Ah, Nuonuo just likes to climb, so let him climb."

Well, if you climb, just climb. The boss has said that if he is asked to climb, he will not be afraid of falling. Now even if he climbs to the roof and falls to his death, he will not care.

Keller had just put Nuonuo to sleep today, and he returned to his room as if drifting away. The little prince was just a little arrogant and had a bad temper, but it was a small case for him.

This worm is the most annoying thing. It exhausted him within half a day. Obviously, it first stained the floor and all the castles in the entire palace. Looking at him with big black eyes and small tentacles, he said, "Deacon Deacon, the robot is broken, I just saw it."

Well, so he cleaned the castle himself, and when he was done, he saw the fat worm crawling on the heads of the robots, and he used his hands to make them run, so that he felt like he was riding a horse.

This fat worm is completely a devil, a devil in a pure cloak.

Keller sighed, the fat worm fell asleep, and he could take a nap. Last night, he played with Asa and the others too late. He is already old, and the most important thing is to protect his skin.

With tired steps, Keller opened the door and climbed onto the bed. Without even taking off his clothes, he kicked off his shoes and lay down on the bed. The soft bed made him fall asleep as soon as he lay down.

Keller likes to hug things when he sleeps. He hugs Qiuqiu when he is on the ground, and hugs a pillow when Qiuqiu is not there. So he grabbed something and hugged it...

Keller felt like the wings of a big bird, but his eyes seemed to be stuck with glue, and he couldn't open them anymore, so he rubbed his head against the wings and squeezed a little more.

"Do you know that the wings of angels are the most sensitive and cannot be scratched randomly." Suddenly, Keller felt a hoarse and depressing voice above his head.

The voice was so familiar, Keller opened his eyes in a daze, the first thing he saw was the beautiful hair, 24K gold, followed by the blue eyes, as beautiful as the sea, his eyes There was an evil smile on the pretty face, no matter how you looked at it, it was as if he wanted to eat him.

Nalan? ? ! !

Keller was taken aback, and instinctively kicked Nalan out of the bed. He didn't feel sleepy, and immediately jumped up from the bed, looking as if he was ready to fight.

Nalan's current appearance is quite miserable. His arms are in plaster, and when he was kicked like that by Keller, he was kicked to the ground before he had time to react, not to mention how pitiful he looked.

"..."

In order to save his face, Nalan flew up pretending to be calm, his eyebrows twitched, and his teeth creaked: "Look, you turned me into what I am now, don't you feel a little bit guilty? ?”

Keller shook his head honestly.

Apart from being funny when he saw Nalan's appearance, the only thing he felt was: It's so fucking cool.Because this guy has no face on this planet, and now he is taking back the face he lost step by step.

Nalan was so angry that his wings kept trembling, shaking off a few feathers.

"Go out quickly, so as not to pollute the air in my house." Keller frowned and started to chase people away.

With Nalan here, the air in their home will indeed be polluted. When the time comes, the air will be full of Nalan's smell on the quilt, and Qiuqiu will be awkward again.

Nalan let out a 'hum', and lay down on the bed resolutely, with his arms in plaster on his chest, unable to move, just standing there, meaning, move me out if you have the ability.

Keller really got excited, he planned to hug Nalan out, so he bent down, wrapped his right hand around Nalan's waist, put his left hand on his knee, and took a deep breath...

"..."

Keller's face was dark, and he couldn't believe it. A big man like himself can't hold him?Immediately, he exerted another [-] percent of his strength, but Nalan was still motionless, unable to hug him no matter what.

Keller didn't know that the wings behind Nalan alone weighed more than [-] kilograms. In addition, he was tall and well-proportioned, and with the two big plaster casts, it was no wonder that Keller could hug him.

Keller and Nalan stared wide-eyed, knowing that the other party seemed to want to spend time with them, so angry they picked up a big vase and wanted to smash Nalan's head. They really wanted to smash this guy's head into a plaster cast .

"By the way, you broke my hand. I have the hospital's injury report in my trouser pocket. Remember to return the money to me. Oh, by the way, I still want to sue you." Seeing Keller explode, Nalan I'm not nervous, I just speak slowly.

Keller was so annoyed that he put the vase on the table. He couldn't sleep anymore, so he turned on the TV angrily. He waited for his son to come back and called His Royal Highness to watch this guy. run or not.

The TV programs on Planet Lala are diverse, and there are various soap operas, but Keller is in a bad mood now, and the appearance of pressing the remote control button seems to have a grudge against the remote control. Press it hard, and then press it hard again. according to.

In the end, the remote control was broken, and the TV program was frozen on Gongjuntai.

At this time, the handsome news anchor said with a smile: "Next, let's read the next report. Somewhere on Cucumber Road, the monitor we installed captured the following content."

Immediately afterwards, the TV showed the video of how Nalan was smashed by Keller with money on Cucumber Road. The angry look on the screen is clearly captured, and even the voice is exceptionally clear.

Immediately, Nalan couldn't sleep anymore, and immediately flew up, his eyes glaring at the TV screen. At this time, the video had just finished broadcasting, and the screen displayed these big characters: Abandoned husband attempted suicide.

Keller opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Nalan was so angry that he could move his hand with the plaster on it.

The author has something to say: the eyes finally came, and I went to the Dell store with my colleagues tonight to make a big fuss. Damn, what kind of attitude is that, but for the sake of their willingness to replace it, let’s forget it , I came back a little late tonight, but I will update it as soon as I come back, everyone remember to bubble, hehe

I found bugs in my eyes, so I immediately came up and changed them, but there must be others, please help and supervise, otherwise there are too many typos, and it will be very uncomfortable to read the text