scumbag egg

Chapter 26...

Looking at the big box in the pit, Keller thought of all kinds of possibilities, money?Well, yes, although His Royal Highness Xia Zuo is the husband of the emperor, he is strictly controlled by His Majesty, and it may be the pocket money he saved.

Thinking about it again, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo spends money on the street without blinking his eyes. How could he care about the little private money?

Or is it the love letter that His Majesty the Emperor wrote to him when he fell in love with him?Isn't that how idol dramas act?Put the sweet words of the two at that time into the box, and then dig a hole and bury it.

When the two of them have gray hair in the future, they will dig out the box and read the words on the paper carefully. A happy smile will appear on anyone's face.

His Royal Highness Xia Zuo is such a person, Keller smiled slyly, intending to sneak a look at the difference between the emperor and his wife's love for love.

Qiuqiu had a puffy bun face, thought for a long time, and finally said: "I remember the little prince told me that he once bought a big box for His Highness Xia Zuo, and it contained all valuable things. Daddy, shall we bury it?"

Valuable things?

When Keller heard these few words, he immediately regained his energy. It seems that His Royal Highness Xia Zuo is not hiding a love letter, but a treasure that can be sold for money. It just so happens that he still owes the bank 50 yuan. I wonder if the things inside can be sold for a few dollars. One hundred thousand, pay off the debt first, and then return the money to this box when you have money. It's not bad.

As he said that, Keller planned to open the box. The light yellow magic was already very weak and could not protect it at all. It seemed that the box had been buried here for many years and no one had opened it, so he took it casually One or two things, others will not know.

"Father..." Qiuqiu saw Keller's intentions and stopped him immediately.

Keller turned his head and taught Qiuqiu: "Son, I still owe the bank 50 yuan. If I don't pay back the money, I will go to jail."

"But anyone who takes other people's things casually is a thief. I don't like my father being a thief." Qiuqiu had a bitter face, and his little hand stubbornly pulled Keller's sleeve.

Keller sighed and said, "Qiaoqiu, I didn't just take it casually. I just borrowed a little bit first and returned it after two days. There will be nothing missing in it. Is this considered stealing?"

Qiuqiu puffed his cheeks and thought for a while, then nodded, but still asked cautiously: "Will you send it back?"

Keller pinched Qiuqiu's face twice, and then he stopped until tears came to his eyes: "Don't believe your dad?"

Qiuqiu covered her blushing face from being pinched, and nodded with tears in her eyes.

The box was huge, and it had been buried in the ground for a long time. Keller alone could not take it out. Seeing this, Qiuqiu immediately used magic to help Keller take out the box.

"Dad, if the things in it are valuable, we will only take one of them. If Dad can't pay it back in the future, I will return the money when I grow up and work."

Qiuqiu, who was still in kindergarten, made a fist and swore in a childish voice.

"Daddy will return it." Keller rolled his eyes at him, looked at the shining golden box, and didn't know how to open it for a while. This treasure box looks very ordinary, there is no fingerprint code or anything, so this circle of magic should Just to protect the box.

Will the magic not be dispelled, and the box will explode after being forced to open?

While Keller was thinking, Qiuqiu had already opened the box, and her amber eyes widened, widened, widened again...

Qiuqiu looked at the things in the box with some doubts. There were handcuffs, black sticks, some with thorns, patterns, and electric ones. By the way, there were leather whips and so on...

So, he picked up a black cloth, about fifteen centimeters long and five centimeters in diameter, and handed it to Keller, asking, "Dad, is this a lollipop? Why is it black?"

Keller: "..."

"Dad, is this a blackberry-flavored lollipop? I don't know if I can take a bite, but no one will know if I lick it anyway, right." Qiuqiu asked Keller a little fawningly.

Keller frowned instantly, snatched the things in Qiuqiu's hand, threw it into the box, and immediately covered his eyes: "Qiaoqiu, what you saw just now were hallucinations, hallucinations, you know?"

God, Spiderman, God, didn't you say that there is a treasure inside?Why is there all kinds of sexual props in this box?There are also handcuffs and whips, don't tell him, the emperor and his wife have a strong taste and tend to be masochistic?

"Father, I saw that there are still handcuffs. I'll secretly use them to play a game of police and thief with His Royal Highness, okay?" Qiuqiu, whose eyes were covered, began to act like a baby.

sweat……

The handcuffs are still in the packaging bag, and the instruction manual says that if you are handcuffed, you have to moan before they will be automatically released, otherwise you have to wear them all the time.

How can such an evil thing be used casually by children?

"Qiaoqiu, these things are the personal belongings of His Royal Highness Xia Zuo, we can't touch them casually, do you understand?" Keller educated Qiuqiu.

"Dad, didn't you say that we are not stealing, but just borrowing? I really want to play the game of police catching thieves. Give me those handcuffs." Qiuqiu began to act like a baby, with her small body in Keller's arms Twisting left and right, the little wings fluttered and wanted to fly.

Keller desperately grabbed his wings to prevent him from flying up to get the handcuffs. At this time, another little angel flew over, bent down, picked up the handcuffs in the box, and said coolly: "I knew you There's nothing good about the two sneaky ones, they came here to steal things..."

Keller and Qiuqiu had a meal, stopped struggling at the same time, and looked at the little prince dully.

At this time, the little prince made an astonishing move, flew over, put the handcuffs in his hand on Keller's wrists, and clasped them with a "swipe card".

"Wow, His Royal Highness is so amazing..." Seeing this, Qiuqiu felt that his idol, His Royal Highness, was so heroic at the moment, so he immediately clapped his hands and applauded.

Keller ==

Your Highness, what are you going to do?This is a sex toy, not your toy.

"Qiaoqiu, here is a whip, here is a stick, let's play the game of police and thief, the loser will be handcuffed." The little prince took out another handcuff from the box, and another The huge, very long, black stick covered with thorns was handed to Qiuqiu, and the little prince raised his whip: "Today I will be a policeman, and you will be a thief."

Qiuqiu pursed her mouth, a little unhappy: "Why have I always been a thief?"

"Because you are an idiot, you have to be a thief." The little prince just likes to bully Qiuqiu, and said with a cool face.

"Okay then..." Qiuqiu is just a piece of plasticine that can be shaped into any shape, so in the end he became a thief.

Keller's hands were handcuffed, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Son, your father is handcuffed, don't just play around..."

Over there, the little prince and Qiuqiu started fighting with SM's whip and dildo...

It was obviously a pure game played by two children, and Keller himself was blushing when he saw it, and at the same time, his face was full of inner feelings. If His Majesty the Emperor knew that his son was playing games with their props, he would definitely be fired...

What's more, the handcuffs have to be unlocked XXOO a thousand times before they can be automatically unlocked, which makes him feel so embarrassed that he is currently single...

Keller's mood was at a low point. At this time, there was a loud noise in the sky, and immediately after that, the box full of sex toys was blown to pieces. Even Qiuqiu and the little prince who were playing next to him stopped and looked at him suspiciously. here.

At this time, there was a burst of arrogant laughter in the air: "Hahahaha, I blew up the divorce agreement, let's see how you divorced me?"

Keller raised his head, there was nothing but clouds and red moon in the sky, could it be that Nalan would spread his voice across the mountains?

Hearing Nalan's voice, Qiuqiu immediately dropped what was in his hand, and flew in front of Keller, protecting him like a little warrior. The little prince was unhappy without a playmate, and a smoky gray cloud suddenly formed in his hand. The magic ball, with the blue current flowing on it, makes my heart jump when I look at it.

The little prince pondered for a moment, and threw it towards a certain place in the air. Then, with a scream, a black mass fell from the sky——

It was the scorched angel, our Nalan was scorched again...

Before the scorched Nalan had time to stand up, the little prince flew over, handcuffed him, then turned his head and said to Qiuqiu: "Qiaoqiu, I taught Nalan a lesson for you, let's continue playing!" , whoever loses will be a thief for a month."

Seeing that Nalan was handcuffed, Qiuqiu felt relieved, kissed Keller on the cheek, and said, "Father, I'm going to play with the little prince. Nalan was burnt here. If you are hungry, eat him, don't be polite, I will be back in a while."

After finishing speaking, he followed behind the little prince: "Your Highness, it's agreed, if you lose, you will be a thief for a month, and you are not allowed to play tricks."

The little prince: "Who cheated?"

Qiuqiu: "Last time you said that if you lose, you will be a thief ten times, but you keep reneging."

The little prince: "Who has reneged? Who has reneged? Who told you to lose all the time, so you should be a thief for the rest of your life."

Qiuqiu: "~~~~(>_<)~~~~"

Keller TT

Who will tell him, is there any other way to untie the handcuffs?

The scorched Nalan smiled brightly at Keller, showing his white teeth, and the soot fell down, hehe, seeing that you didn't have a divorce agreement, how did you divorce me?

The author has something to say: Thanks to all the sisters who supported my article, thank you for your company all the time, this is the last chapter before V, O(∩_∩)O~

In other words, V will be updated at the third tomorrow, but the eyes have not been written yet, so children’s shoes who decided to buy V, pay attention to the birds, you may only see two chapters during the day tomorrow, and the last chapter, the eyes will be when you get off work Fill.

The eyes still have nothing to eat, and the birds are starving to death. Let’s update first, and after the update, go find something to eat. Everyone has to work hard to make bubbles, so that the eyes will grow strong and have the strength to write.

Today, I saw a friend quarreled about the V eyes, and I am very sorry for the gray eyes. I know that the girls are all for my own good, and I am also very touched, so let’s stop this matter, thank you everyone Continued support.

Also, I’m sorry, I read the message with my mobile phone today, because it’s a touch screen, it seems that I accidentally deleted a message, sorry~~~

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Tips for the next chapter:

Nalan was abused, very badly...