scumbag egg

Chapter 29...

Keller was speechless for a while, his amber eyes fixed on the naked man, he and Nalan obviously had the same face, but there was a little difference.

Such as hair color.

Nalan's hair is the kind of 24K gold, which stands out wherever he goes, with golden light shining, but the man in front of him has light golden hair, a touch of golden, which gives people a low-key feeling.

The man's smoky gray eyes are like crystals, very translucent, as if they will shed tears at any time, and they look a bit like a large dog. His flattering smile now makes people feel extremely comfortable, and always makes people feel that no matter how dry the sea is, The sky is falling apart, with him here, he will always be by your side...

but……

The premise is that he has to have exactly the same face as Nalan, bastard.

Seeing that face, I felt so angry in my stomach, I really wanted to kick him twice, bite him twice, and then sell him into a brothel, where he was tortured...

But this guy is so understanding, he squatted down and rubbed Keller's restrained hand with his face, just like a puppy, he gently stuck out his tongue and licked his palm to show his friendliness... …

"Master..." He raised his head, those pitiful eyes just looked at him like that, full of flattery...

Keller hurriedly turned his head away. He felt that if he looked at this guy again, he would definitely be electrocuted to death. After coughing twice, Keller asked with a sullen face, "Who are you?"

The man hugged his waist fiercely, "Master, I am your sweetheart Nalan..."

"Pfft..." Keller almost spit out the saliva that he didn't have time to swallow.

"Little sweetheart brand Nalan is very obedient, can cook, eat, clean, warm the bed, and of course, it can also provide you with unlimited punching bags, trash cans, rice buckets..." The man is very serious about selling himself...

"Who the hell are you?" Keller frowned instantly. What was this about? What he wanted to ask was, where did he come from?What race?for what purpose

"Little sweetheart card Nalan is in good health, you can jump if you want, and you can get thrown if you want, anytime, anywhere, all the time, all the time..."

Keller was so angry that he stretched out his hand and gave the naked man a shudder. Unexpectedly, the other person's head was too hard. After the handcuffs hit his head, there was only a "buzz..." sound, but he continued to mutter. Tears came out from the pain.

Immediately afterwards, a row of data flashed across the man's eyes, and finally, a normal smile appeared on his face, his mouth moved, but the voice he made belonged to His Royal Highness Xia Zuo.

"Keller, how are you? Do you like this gift?" Keller saw His Highness Xia Zuo's face in the man's eyes.He was looking at himself with a smile, very proud.

Keller thought it was like a phone, and he could talk. Just as he was about to say something, His Highness Xia Zuo said, "Tsk tsk, you must be very satisfied, right, right?"

"Satisfied with your sister." Of course, Keller didn't have the guts to say this, so he could only knead His Highness Xia Zuo's face as dough in his heart, and knead it vigorously...

"This is a super-intelligent robot that I specially asked experts to order. I deliberately made it in the shape of Nalan and gave it to you. If you regret divorcing Nalan in the future, he will replace Nalan. If you hate Nalan If you are going to die, you can also treat him as your own punching bag and hit him hard, you can beat him with confidence, at most, if the skin is broken, repair it."

"..." Keller was speechless. I don't know if it's good or bad to have a boss who is worried about him...

"By the way, when I bought the robot, I chose a lifetime warranty, so you can even break it up, as long as the parts are there, everything will be fine."

"..." Keller's face was filled with indignation, but the robot also needs to eat and bask in the moon to maintain its power. How can it support him?

"Ah, I almost forgot. There is one more thing I forgot to tell you. Aren't your hands handcuffed by sexy handcuffs? The robot said fiercely, it can completely satisfy you, and the handcuffs can be released overnight .” In the eyes of the robot, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo blushed.

"Couldn't Your Majesty help you uncuff the handcuffs overnight?" Keller's face was black, waiting for the eyes of the robot, as if he wanted to detain his eyes as a bubble stamp.

"I've finished what I have to say. Hehe, enjoy this happy night." His Royal Highness Xia Zuo seemed to have finished speaking, but he forgot to turn off the video button of the robot, turned around and muttered: "Keller will definitely like it. It has always been his dream to be loved by Nalan."

After thinking about it, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo shook his head again: "Hey, although we are divorced, Keller must be bleeding. It would be good to give him the robot at this time, so that he won't be so sad..."

Keller patted the robot's forehead angrily. At this time, the back of the robot's neck slowly separated, revealing a palm-sized screen with a row of words shining on it, accompanied by the sound of beeps...

Keller took a closer look, and it said [Dear user, let's give your robot a pet name now! 】

Love wool, love, Keller scribbled on the display in a mood, and after a while, the robot opened its mouth and read: "Farmers under the Alps."

The corner of Keller's mouth twitched, and he pressed the delete button again, and only then did he give him a 'love name' in a serious manner...

rhubarb……

Taking this name is actually very meaningful. For example, this guy is as loyal as a dog. Rhubarb is a perfect choice. Besides, that bastard Nalan has blond hair and almost stabs his eyes every time. Rhubarb is actually secretly humiliating Nalan...

At this time, the following words appeared on the screen [Performance: omnipotent]

【Specialty: The whole body is full of treasures】

Keller was completely speechless.

After helping Rhubarb with all kinds of settings, he needed to restart again. Keller felt that he was exhausted, and suddenly he was a little envious of Qiuqiu. He slept so soundly, with a smile on his mouth, he must have done something Have a good dream.

Rhubarb was restarted, but there was still a flattering smile on his face. Seeing that Keller was exhausted, he immediately jumped up to help him massage: "Master, master, when shall we have sex?"

Keller felt a little strange. He didn’t reset his system. Logically speaking, he could use rhubarb as a household appliance. Like the robots in the palace, they have no emotions, and only various programs control their will. .

"I said..." Keller didn't know how to ask, and didn't know if this robot was as omnipotent as he thought, so he hesitated and didn't know what to say.

"Rhubarb exists because of the existence of the master." Rhubarb seemed to understand Keller's doubts, and his eyes smiled like a crescent moon, which was very beautiful.

If it was said that Rhubarb had a different face, perhaps he would still feel a little touched by this sentence, but, facing that face that is exactly the same as Nalan, no matter how beautiful the words of love would be, they would be spoiled.

He thought that he hated Nalan so much, it must be because the real Keller had already given up on him, so that's why he hated Nalan more than anything else.

"Let's have sex..." Rhubarb opened his arms and stretched out his proud organs.

"Love your sister, love." Keller pushed Rhubarb away and sat on the bed, planning to sleep. "I want to sleep, don't disturb me... Ah, what are you doing?" Before Keller finished speaking, he was hugged by Dahuang, because he suddenly flew into the air, Keller had to hug Dahuang tightly neck, in case you fall.

"Master said he was going to sleep, so I'm here to serve Master to sleep?" As he said, he gently placed Keller on the big bed, then jumped up and rubbed against his neck like a puppy: "Master, What pose do you want to use?"

Keller was so angry that he almost vomited blood. Not only did this guy look alike to Nalan, but he also looked so similar in courtship. If he wasn't a robot, I'm afraid he would treat this guy as Nalan and fix it.

"Don't do it tonight, just sleep well." Keller felt that he was very tired, and he really didn't have the energy to entangle with this guy any longer. He had no choice but to pat his head to perfunctory him.

Rhubarb pouted and sat on the bed with a big face. He didn't wear anything on his body, and he didn't even feel a trace of humiliation. He just looked at Keller complainingly with puffed cheeks.

Uncomfortable being looked at by such pitiful eyes, Keller sighed: "I will do it again when I have time. I am very tired tonight and want to sleep."

Although Rhubarb really wanted to have sex, but the master said so, he had no choice but to puff his cheeks and nod.

Rhubarb was very considerate. Seeing that Keller was going to sleep, he immediately picked up the quilt and covered Keller like a rice dumpling, only showing a pair of eyes. Although Keller was helpless, the feeling of fatigue attacked his nerves again and again. Fell asleep.

Rhubarb blinked his eyes, and looked at Keller seriously with smoky gray eyes. Suddenly, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, but it disappeared in an instant. He lowered his head slowly, and kissed Keller's forehead. He tilted his head in doubt: "Master, good night!"

Keller had already fallen asleep, he moved his body, moved a little closer to Qiuqiu, breathing abnormally evenly...

Rhubarb stared blankly at Keller for a while, and then obediently stood by Keller's bed, standing there like a sculpture, standing motionless, as if to protect the most precious treasure in the world Generally, stay close.

Keller had a dream again. He dreamed of Nalan. In the dream, Nalan was unusually gentle. He would look at him affectionately, would praise the delicious dishes he cooked, and...

And kiss his forehead tenderly...

That dream was so real that he, who didn't want to fall in love with anyone, felt that they were once so happy...

In the dream, Nalan would spread his wings to wrap him and him tightly in that small space, and would softly enclose his lips and read his name...

In the dream, Nalan said: "Keller, I love you, but why are we together?"

In the dream, he said: "Nalan, I will always be by your side, and I will never leave you in this life."

The author has something to say: The eyes are here to update. When I bought it today, I didn’t have a word, so I won’t charge money, haha, but I don’t know if I will charge money when I post the article.

My eyes have been suffering all sorts of things lately. I didn’t come back until after ten o’clock at night after working overtime. During the day, I secretly wrote something while the boss was not paying attention. At night, I went home and wrote some more before posting. Try to update my eyes every day. It may be fine soon after I finish my work, thank you for your understanding and support, O(∩_∩)O~, what, remember to make bubbles, I don’t know if everyone has feelings for Xiao Gong No. [-], anyway, the eyes are a Robot control, so, huh, we know, I want to be the robot king's real mother...

Everyone, work hard to bubble, and work hard to update your eyes, okay?

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