scumbag egg

Chapter 39...

For Qiuqiu and Rhubarb's visit, Yasa expressed helplessness.

He likes Qiuqiu, he is a good boy, Da Huang is also a good boy, the premise is that Da Huang doesn’t ask Kai Le to ask for a kiss, that guy Da Huang has a cute and pitiful face, and he blinks his eyes every time he asks for a kiss. Although Le promised himself that he would not be bothered, he clearly saw that Keller was about to be bothered...

Nalan solved it, now Rhubarb is the most dangerous for him.

Don't look at Rhubarb being silly, he is a highly intelligent robot, backed by the emperor and his wife, who was ordered to follow Keller, Yasa didn't know what to do with him.

Let Keller drive him away. His Royal Highness Xia Zuo is not happy. His Majesty the Emperor may have struck them with lightning in order to please His Royal Highness Xia Zuo. against the royal family.

His Majesty the Emperor is simply the king of all gods in Lala Star. If he dares to offend him, he will be drowned in the saliva of the citizens of Lala Star. Therefore, he has to have a long talk with Da Huang.

The dinner was very sumptuous, and Keller was even happier because of the arrival of Qiuqiu. He ate a lot of food in a row. Seeing his master's appetite, Rhubarb swallowed all the bones Keller gnawed.

Qiuqiu came to the alien planet for the first time, so he was naturally very excited. Although he didn't say that he wanted to go shopping, his amber eyes often sneaked through the huge glass windows to see the outside world.

Now that the sun has set, the golden moon still makes Qiuqiu very curious, because the moons on Lala Star are all red and blue, and this is the first time he has seen a golden moon...

There was thick soup in the spoon, Qiuqiu was fascinated by it, opened his mouth and sent the spoon into his mouth, but there was nothing in the spoon, he took a mouthful of air...

"Qiaoqiu, hurry up and eat. After dinner, Dad and Mom will take you out to play." Yasa smiled and rubbed Qiuqiu's head.

Dad... Mom...

Qiuqiu turned his head and looked at Yasa blankly. Yasa was serious, but Keller's face was a little red, and his eyes avoided his gaze.

"From now on, I will be your father, Keller will be your mother, and we will be a family."

Qiuqiu bulged her cheeks, and her amber eyes were immediately soaked with tears.

"Qiaoqiu, are you happy?" Yasa asked softly.

"I want to be a family too." Rhubarb, who gnawed on the bones, raised his hand to speak, his cheeks were bulging, and the inside was full of meat.

"Father, Mom." Choking with sobs, Qiuqiu finally shouted these four words tremblingly.

He is very envious of His Royal Highness, who has very powerful magic, and loves his parents. Now that he finally has one, he is naturally very happy. He also has parents. He will never be alone with Keller again. Living alone...

In the future, a father will love him...

"My lord, lord, you can also call me mom or dad!" Rhubarb said vaguely.

"Da Huang, you and Qiuqiu are of the same generation. You should call us Mom and Dad, you know." Yasa narrowed his eyes and said softly. Rubbed Rhubarb's hair.

Rhubarb's hair is not 24K gold, it was messed up into a chicken coop, his chewing slowed down a lot, he blinked his eyes, seemed to be thinking, and said leisurely for a long time: "His Highness Xia Zuo said, let I will serve the master well, make love with the master every day, and then become the little master's father."

"..." Yasa.

"==" Keller.

"(⊙o⊙)" ball.

Having said that, Rhubarb put down the fork in embarrassment, carefully looked at Keller's face, and said, "Master, I'm pregnant."

"Pfft..." All the people present immediately sprayed, staring at Da Huang in a daze.

Da Huang: "Master, what should I do? You have to be responsible, I am pregnant with your child."

Qiuqiu is also in a bit of a dilemma. It's good that Yasa and Dad are already together successfully, but...but it's inevitable that Dahuang will become pregnant after eating that bastard Nalan...

If you give birth to a baby, it will be very pitiful if the baby has no father and no mother, more pitiful than yourself, so Qiuqiu wants to let his father take responsibility. Anyway, taking him with a child is enough, and it should be fine to bring another... …

Keller beat her chest, cheating, can a robot get pregnant?He's just pregnant, okay? It's still an egg, bastard...

"Father, I want a younger brother, okay?" Qiuqiu begged for Dahuang.

Keller was silent for a while.

"Qiaoqiu, if you want a younger brother, then your father and I will make one for you, okay?" Yasa was stunned for a while, and smiled. It's not bad that Qiuqiu had such an idea. Ball explained.

"???" Qiuqiu was full of question marks.

"Keller is pregnant with my child, don't you want a brother?"

Qiuqiu looked at Yasa, then at Dahuang, and asked, "Can I have two younger brothers?"

Yasa burst out laughing, and explained: "Rhubarb can't get pregnant, he's a robot."

Qiuqiu frowned: "But if he eats Nalan, he will definitely become pregnant."

Eat...Nalan? ?

Keller and Yasa didn't understand Qiuqiu's words. Could it be that Rhubarb overwhelmed that bitch Nalan?This is impossible...

"Rhubarb is very powerful. He ate Nalan in one bite. He has a bulging belly recently, so he must be pregnant." Qiuqiu has seen it on TV. The mermaid's belly will bulge when she is pregnant, like a ball. Rhubarb His belly was also bulging, and there must be a little life inside.

"Dahuang, take off your clothes." Keller ordered in a deep voice.

Rhubarb blushed with embarrassment, and twitched for a while: "Xiaoyou, master, are you going to have sex here? There are a lot of people, I'm afraid you will hurt...uh..."

Before he could finish speaking, Keller blocked his mouth with a drumstick.

Rhubarb looked at Keller aggrievedly, and then took off his clothes shyly. Every muscle in his strong body was like a wonderful work of art, running down his chest...

Rhubarb's stomach is a little bulging, why is that?Is it really pregnant?Keller and Yasa glanced at each other, only thinking that this planet was full of wonders, and a little bit convinced that he was pregnant.

Keller stretched out his index finger and poked Rhubarb's bulging belly. It was very hard, like steel. Rhubarb is a very humanized robot. It is soft when it should be soft, and hard when it should be hard. This belly is bulging Just like iron, what's the matter?

Keller plans to go back to Lala Star to ask an expert to take a look. Anyway, there is a lifetime warranty and it doesn't cost money.

Suddenly, there was a 'poof' sound... Rhubarb's belly slowly shrunk again, turning into the previous six-pack abs. Keller was startled, this...

"Maybe he ate too much gas recently, his stomach swelled, and he didn't feel any pain, so he thought he was pregnant. Look, it's all right now." Yasa thought for a while, and then said his own thoughts .

Rhubarb was still blushing, farting in front of the master was really embarrassing and thrown into the laboratory, so he turned his head, grabbed a piece of clothing to cover his shame, and left with hatred...

Keller looked at the rushing back, burst out laughing, then picked up Qiuqiu and asked, "Qiaoqiu, seriously, do you want a younger brother? I'll give you one to play with."

Qiuqiu nodded immediately, his younger brother can play, just like the little prince playing with the second prince, how loving he is, he can help his younger brother take a bath, he can feed his younger brother...

Seeing Qiuqiu's excited appearance, Keller wiped his sweat in his heart. If Qiuqiu knew that the child was Nalan, he would definitely cry again...

"Qiaoqiu, let's go shopping and bring back the rhubarb by the way." His son came to Fuyunxing for the first time, and Keller naturally wouldn't let him sleep here for one night before leaving. In fact, he had never shopped here before. Qiuqiu came to the store, just to give him more reason to go.

So, the family of three went shopping, looking for rhubarb by the way.

In other words, after Rhubarb left in grief and anger, he walked alone on the street, with electronic maps of all over the world in his head, and he would never lose them wherever he went. In his mind, there was a small red dot, which contained Keller, everything else is black.

He obviously wanted to go back, but he was embarrassed, and Rhubarb was entangled.

I am debating whether to go back, because the master is already slowly leaving the castle, if he does not go back, if His Highness Xia Zuo finds out that he is disobedient, he will be taken back and destroyed.

Thinking of destruction, Rhubarb trembled. Every robot is most afraid, and the most fearful thing is to be sent back to the cold laboratory to be destroyed. It is not easy for a robot to come to this world, especially a highly intelligent robot like him.

Every robot is the painstaking effort of a scientist. Every piece of steel and every screw in his body is his bone and blood. Both are indispensable. The cold machine has finally come to life, and they will definitely work hard to please the master. of.

Rhubarb looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle melancholy...sigh...

Suddenly, he saw a winged thing flashing in front of his eyes. Rhubarb has excellent eyesight and can see things 1000 meters away. Although the thing flew fast, it was still seen by Rhubarb...

Nalan... scumbag Nalan...

Wasn't he eaten by himself?Rhubarb was very puzzled, so the cat got up and caught up at a very fast speed.

When Nalan came to Fuyunxing, he didn't bring any money with him. He came directly in his own spaceship. There was nothing valuable in his spaceship. Now that he was hungry, he had to come out to find something to eat.

How about stealing with magic?I'm sorry, he's not very good at it. He tried it just now. He was going to steal the pancakes, but when he got it, he was wearing a pair of red underwear. After trying several times, he either got the bowl or leftovers. What's even more exaggerated is that he even stole the boss's wig.

After stealing so many things, each one can fill his stomach, Nalan gave up using magic and planned to steal with real guns...

In other words, he is also a dignified colonel, physical fitness is the first, various skills, just stealing a pancake, trivial...

Nalan retracted his wings, because he was dressed casually, and he looked like an ordinary citizen, except that he was a little more protruding.

Walking casually past the pancake stand, the boss is working hard to spread the pancakes, Nalan's mouth is watering, and his stomach is even more hungry.

"Young man, would you like a pancake?" the boss asked with a smile.

"Well, I want five packs to take away, and put more stuffing." No matter how you look at Nalan's face, people will not think that he is a thief or a bully, but he looks like a nobleman. The boss nodded immediately, and then Put the prepared batter in the frying pan, let it slowly take shape, and then put the meat stuffing with various seasonings.

After a while, the surrounding area was full of aromas, and five pancakes were ready. The boss carefully packed them in cardboard boxes and put them on the table, waiting for Nalan to pay.

Nalan picked up the carton and said, "I suddenly remembered that I need two more, please help me make two more."

Being a business owner is naturally happy, and he quickly lowered his head and started making pancakes, but he didn't know that Nalan was already carrying the packed box and was about to leave...

"Hey, hey, boss, this guy wants to eat Overlord's meal..." It was too late to say that, and then, Da Huang quickly ran to Nalan before he was far away, picked him up, and yelled loudly.

The boss took a look, ah, the young man with a princely temperament just now was gone, and looking a little further, he saw another beautiful young man walking towards him carrying that young man on his shoulders.

"Boss, he didn't pay." Rhubarb's bravery made the pancake stall owner burst into tears.

Nalan╭(╯^╰)╮Isn’t it just five pancakes? When he returns to Lala Star, he trades gold coins for pancakes and kills this rotten robot. He snatches all the pancakes in his mouth. In addition, he is really hungry and his magic is much weaker. If he fights against the robot with brute force, he will definitely not be able to win.

"Sir, pay."

"No money." Nalan crossed his arms and said, "I'm here to grab pancakes, that's all."

As soon as he said this, police cars sounded all around, and Nalan was shocked. How could there be so many police cars in this market?What kind of adjustment is this?

"I just received a call from a tourist. There are pancake robbers here. Those who sell pancakes must not be robbed. With our protection, you will be able to sell pancakes with peace of mind." The policeman in the police car said.

"Uncle policeman, the pancake thief is here." When Da Huang saw the policeman coming, he smiled very innocently, and waved hurriedly, with a very loud voice, as if he was afraid that others would not hear him.

The police car saw that Nalan was carrying a pancake box, with a ferocious face, like a pancake thief, and immediately swarmed up and surrounded Nalan: "Put down the pancake, or we will shoot."

As he said that, he also took out a handful of silver...laser guns...

The law and order of this floating cloud planet is too good... Nalan can't help but think so...