Online Dating to Alien School Grass

Chapter 1

Did brother reply me today: Good morning brother Yiling O(∩_∩)O

Did brother reply me today: Good afternoon Yiling brother, it’s raining today, brother remember to bring an umbrella when you go out O(∩_∩)O

Did brother reply me today: Good night brother Yiling, the weather is getting colder, remember to add more clothes O(∩_∩)O

Seeing these messages, Han Yiling, who had been drenched in water after going out, was even more depressed.

This kid has been sending him messages for two years in a row, isn't he tired?

He wanted to delete the younger brother's account, but he didn't dare.

This younger brother is suspected to have depression, and he often sends some sad posts, but because his remarks are so strange, many people can't understand what he is talking about, and no one replies.

Some even think that he is crazy, and he has never heard some of the words he said. With such comments, he will always say seriously that I am not crazy.

Because he has been arguing with people about this, and even the few people who feel sorry for him have slipped away.

He didn't care, and continued to post this kind of post every now and then.

Until one time Han Yiling was idle and bored, so he replied and chatted with him, and since then he was stuck on it, like a dog skin plaster, and he couldn't shake it off.

Thinking of this, his heart hurts, regretting it at the beginning, why was he so cheap at that time...

He doesn't think he is insane, he should be a second-school patient who lives in his own world and makes up a lot of things in his own brain, but sadness is always sadness.

When I saw him, I seemed to see myself in the second year of middle school, so I sympathized with him, and chatted with him for a whole day, and finally persuaded him not to post such posts.

Instead, talk to him every day.

It's like writing a mood diary, telling him everything about what happened every day.

At the beginning, Han Yiling was patient, and he called each brother one by one. Han Yiling was quite happy to hear it, so he chatted with him for a few days.

In the end, I couldn't take it anymore, this kid was so fucking good at chatting, he would find himself whenever he had time.

Send a message, and the other party can reply 20 messages.

I only saw new news appearing on the screen, and I didn't fully understand the previous ones, but the latter ones came.

Han Yiling felt that he had become a tree hole, so he simply dealt with this younger brother coldly, no matter how he didn't reply, he still sent messages every day as usual.

In the end, he even became more and more depressed because he didn't reply to the messages, and said that he wanted to leave this world to find him.

leave this world?Isn't that death?

Looking for him, he is a well-lived person, could it be possible that he wants to become a ghost and guard him every day?

The more Han Yiling looked at it, the more frightened he was, so he quickly replied to him. If something happened to him, he would not be able to get rid of the responsibility at that time, because he wanted to commit suicide by sending him a message.

Regardless of whether it is the main reason or not, there are certain factors that must be involved.

After a good comfort, the other party was alive and kicking again, bombarded with a series of messages.

After this prelude, the kid seemed to have hit the nail on the head, as long as he didn't reply to the message, he would immediately look melancholy and hopeless about life.

What can be done, Han Yiling can only go to comfort him again, and change the number quickly after the comfort.

Unfortunately, it was eaten by this kid.

He was found by changing one, and found again by another, no matter which number he changed, that kid could find him accurately.

What's the matter?

Fortunately, he is smart enough to repay the blessings of others in his own way, and he also pretends to be miserable and wants to commit suicide. The reason is because he always sends messages to disturb his life, his academic performance has declined, and his father Mom scolded, anyway, all kinds of life are not going well.

Finally, the kid stopped sending him messages so frequently, but he still said good morning, good afternoon, good night every day, and he has persisted for two years.

Whether it's windy or rainy or whatever, he will remind him.

Occasionally, Han Yiling would reply with an um, and sent the kid another thirty or forty messages in a row with excitement.

Han Yiling didn't read it, it was too long.

Once he said that he likes cold people, this kid finally became speechless.

Even if he replied to the message, the other party would not bombard him with all kinds of bombardments. If he didn't reply even one message, he would just pretend he didn't see it, and then continue to send good morning, good afternoon, good night...

What is the point of doing this?

Might as well delete friends.

Han Yiling really didn't understand what was going on in his head.

After drying his hair, Han Yiling lay on the bed and watched the video with his mobile phone, looking at those handsome guys, his heart was fluttering, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.

Mom, he really wants to fall in love.

Han Yiling touched his handsome face, he is not ugly, why is there no boy to hook up with.

Is it too straight, no gay dare to come?

Han Yiling sighed quietly, telling him to hook him up was not what he wanted, and every time he thought about it, he just dared to think about it in his heart.

His sexual orientation has always been somewhat vague. When he was a child, he unswervingly liked girls. Until junior high school, the halo of the goddess was shattered. Those girls who were especially gentle and virtuous in front of him slapped the table with their legs wide open and smiled behind their backs. With teeth and claws, there is no image of a girl.

And they are two people with makeup and without makeup.

The goddess he had been secretly in love with in junior high school had freckles all over her face, as if she had changed her head! !

This deeply stimulated his young heart, and from now on, whenever those good-looking girls come to strike up a conversation, that terrifying scene will always appear in his mind.

It seems that since then, he has looked at boys more, and he can't help but feel excited when he sees handsome guys, and wants to kiss them.

Of course, all of this was covered up by him so well that no one could see it.

In front of outsiders, he is still the lively and cheerful straight man.

Let's say it's completely bent, it doesn't seem to be there. I still feel tempted when I see a good-looking girl, but when they come to the door, they will subconsciously resist and refuse.

Han Yiling sighed deeply, it was such a failure to have grown up and not have a relationship.

Seeing the sweetness of online dating on the video, Han Yiling slapped his eyelashes lightly, ready to move, why don't he go online dating too?

Anyway, on the Internet, chat casually, and no one knows me.

The phone ding-dong, and a message popped up on the screen.

Suifeng applies to add you as a friend.

Who is this?

Han Yiling clicked on it, and there was a note on it: Is my little brother dating online?

As soon as he had this idea, someone came to add him?God!

Click on his homepage, the age is confidential, the profile picture is a landscape photo, the space is not opened, it is a trumpet.

It's also called Suifeng, isn't this an old man?

Reject friends!

Ding dong, here comes another one, the scumbag male voice requests to add you as a friend, note: online dating?

The avatar is an internet celebrity male head, the space is very rich, there are many visitors, and there are many talks, but they are all hidden and can only be seen for three days.

I also searched accurately, could it be that someone used his account for something?

Or is it because he watched this kind of video too much, and then he was sold information?

That's amazing, he only likes it at most, and never leaves a comment, how did he sell his information?

With a ding dong, another one came, Han Yiling didn't even bother to look at the name and space, and just looked at the note: I'm here for online dating.

This fucking information must have been sold! !

Han Yiling hurried to delete the software on the phone, and searched for viruses by the way.

With a ding dong, the phone rang again.

At this time, Han Yiling was squatting by the computer to ask for help.

[Help, I've been monitored by the Internet, and I've been frequently added as friends after watching some online dating videos. 】

Han Yiling glanced at the mobile phone on the bed, and quickly wrote a few lines: I added another one, gods help me.

After finally finishing sending, he picked up his mobile phone to look at it. This time, he didn't add a friend, but the kid sent him a message.

Did brother reply me today: Brother Yiling, doesn’t he want to date online?Why disagree with friends?

Han Yiling:? ? ?

Han Yiling: The people who added me must be the number you gave, right?

Do not respond to messages.

After waiting for 2 minutes, Han Yiling became impatient.

Han Yiling: Don't pretend to be cold at this time, hurry up and get back to me, it's stupid.

Did brother reply me today: Brother Yiling, what do you think of me?Can be 1 or 0, salty or sweet.

Han Yiling: ...

Even if all the men in the world are dead, he dare not be with him!This kid's talkative kung fu is prohibitive, and coupled with his second-degree illness, he can't be with him even if he dies.

Han Yiling: I like girl papers, so don't get me wrong.

Did brother reply me today: OK.

With a sound of ding dong, the little fairy asks to add you as a friend. Remarks: Brother, I want to find someone to date online (shy)

Han Yiling was speechless, and clicked to refuse to add friends.

Han Yiling: The girl who added me just now is you, right?

Did brother reply me today: No.

I'm still lying. Is there 1 minute in such a short time?Even if it is to issue an account to someone else, who would add him so quickly?

Han Yiling: Tell the truth.

Did brother reply me today: It's me.

Han Yiling: Those who added me before are also you, right?

Did brother reply me today: Mmm ∩_∩

He knows it! ! ! !

The styles of adding friends are all the same, and all notes require online dating. If he can't see it, then he is a pig. The key is how does this kid know that he wants online dating, and he added friends by such a coincidence.

Han Yiling: How do you know I want to date online?

Just ask.

Brother, did you reply to me today: You have been watching that kind of video.

Fuck?How does he know? ?

Han Yiling suppressed the shock in his heart and hurriedly asked him.

Han Yiling: How do you know I'm watching videos?

Did brother reply me today: Brother Yiling, it will rain tonight too, remember to bring an umbrella to go out.

Change the subject! !

Han Yiling: Tell me, how did you know I was watching videos?

If you want to get away with it, there is no way!

Did brother reply me today: This is a product I made that can track what your phone is doing in real time. Although we also have it here, I want to make one for you myself.

This guy has a second disease again.

Still tracking from time to time, why not even track people?

Han Yiling knew that if he continued to ask, he would not be able to find anything, so he stopped there.

The author has something to say:

Collect in advance!

The next book "The Kissing Devil is in the Shura Field Every Day" will give out red envelopes.

Wearing a book is a heartthrob, and the face-slapping scene is so fragrant, the whole entertainment circle is jealous of him~

Jiang Feng transmigrated into a book, and sadly transmigrated into a cannon fodder for a male N who had just died. In order to prolong his life, he had to find a man to kiss every day.

Jiang Feng's hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly, he...is a straight man!

If you want to get rid of the status quo, you must find five men who can influence the world of the novel and get their true love kiss.

And he, Jiang Feng, the number one scumbag in the entertainment industry, has a bad reputation and harasses all the male stars. He loves one today and chases another tomorrow, and is deeply hated by male stars and fans in the entertainment industry.

Jiang Feng looked at the few men who had been ignoring him at the beginning and now stalking him.

He swallowed: We are just friends.

Five people in unison: Yes.

The five turned their heads in unison: Huh? ? ?

In order to complete the task, Jiang Feng single-handedly took over the entire book's men, one man, two men, three men, four...and the heroine her brother.

Daily Shura field, there is one in the room, one in the closet, one under the bed, and two more on the way~

Cry online#You never know how many husbands your wife has#

--split line--

Pre-received article "Affectionate second male got secondary illness"

After Mo Xi sacrificed for love, he realized that he was the affectionate second male in a novel, sad and bitter.

Returning to the world of novels, the hero and heroine are not together at this time, and he has not yet sacrificed for love.

Mo Xi was very sad, why his miserable life was set, why would the female lead not look at him no matter how much he paid as long as he was not the male lead?Why is he doomed not to be loved?

After being depressed for a period of time, he suffered from the Second Second Disease.

Moxi: It's not me who's wrong, it's the world that's wrong!

Moshi: I'm sorry to be human!

Moshi: Some people are alive, he is dead.

Moshi: I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

The hero and heroine were shocked: what happened to you?How did your personality change?

Moxi: I'm blackened!

Fans: Ahhhh, brother is so special, we are fans!

Moshi:? ? ?

#一夜晚火成少年, Instantly Killing All the Little Fresh Meats, Ghost and Animal Videos Flying All over the Street, Nobody Knows Brother Moxi#

Inexplicably getting involved in the entertainment circle, becoming the top black and red and being teased all over the country, Mo Xi sighed, black and red are also red.

But, what happened to the male protagonist who pressed him against the corner and confessed to him! !Shouldn't it be the heroine of Bidong?

Hostess: Moxi, don't be with that white lotus green tea whore, I love you the most!

Male lead: Moxi, don't be with that greasy tigress, she hit me yesterday, don't worry about me, although my face is swollen and I can't speak, my legs are broken and I can't get out of bed, but I won't blame her , you can go at ease (∩_∩)

Moshi:? ? ? ?

After he got the second disease, why did the hostess and heroine also change?

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Pre-acquisition of "Glamorous Goes Down the Mountain and Became Popular"

Yan Zhi was born to attract men, no man can resist his scent, as long as he gets close to him, he will want to "eat" him...

In order to avoid men, he was placed on the mountain to study since he was a child, isolated from the world.

Because he wanted to marry his lovely fiancée, he secretly went down the mountain, but he didn't know that his fiancée was a big star who looked down on him and kicked him out.

Yan Zhi was disheartened and was about to go back to the mountain. He ran into a scout and was tricked into acting in a TV series. As a result, the unremarkable character became popular because of his prosperous beauty.

The more people he came into contact with, the more and more big bad wolves appeared around him, they were pressing every step of the way, and they all wanted to "eat" him...

I have never seen the world and suffered countless attacks (which one do you choose)

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