One hundred and eight moves to kick off the slag attack

Chapter 14

? Along the way, Xi Yao was almost torn into a crab by the two people next to him, and they yelled into his ears one by one, one pointed and cursed Huaihuai, and the other talked honeyedly.They were normal teenagers on weekdays, why did they change qualitatively when they bumped into each other today, or... sour?

"The dog next to you is too noisy, Yaoyao, you have to stay away. Don't get hurt by mistake." Han Ge saw a cute Chihuahua on the side of the road, turned his head, and looked at Qi Lian from Xi Yao's side. , just popped out such a sentence, and then made a gesture to pull Xi Yao to his side.

When Qi Lian heard it, he knew that he was talking about him, and he was annoyed. Seeing Han Ge's actions, he replied, "That dog is so small, so let's just hurt someone!" Then he calmly turned Xi Yao towards him Sideband here.

Height is definitely Han Ge's Achilles' heel, as soon as he said it, he exploded, "The dog will jump over the wall when he is in a hurry. You are not afraid of being bitten. You can kick him. If you have the ability, you can kick him!" The expression has reached the level of the five-year-old doll next door. God sync.

Xi Yao would automatically block such naive conversations, leaving the two men next to him, and went to tease the dog on his own.There have been no less than ten such unnutritious conversations along the way, and this has not even reached the vegetable market!At the beginning, Xi Yao would go out of his way to try to persuade him, but he found that the peace was always difficult, and the noise became more and more fierce. Fortunately, the quality of these two is still there, and they didn't swear or hit anyone, otherwise Xi Yao would really hold I can't help it, I'm going to jump.Now simply, Xi Yao ignores them, and when they quarrel enough, they will naturally be able to take two steps, so they walked very slowly along the way.

Because Xi Yao's sense of presence was low, the two of them had a meaningless conversation for four or five minutes without realizing that he was playing there.When Han Ge came back to his senses, seeing Xi Yao playing with a dog, he turned a deaf ear to Qi Lian's words and ran over.

"Yaoyao, this dog is so cute, just as cute as Yaoyao." Han Ge squatted beside Xi Yao like a cute pet, and even rubbed against him, giving Xi Yao the illusion that there were two dogs next to him.

This scene, Qi Lian became angry when he saw it, how could this guy not move his mind!Qi Lian was almost sure that Han Ge's intentions towards Xi Yao were not pure, and that idiot Xi Yao couldn't see it. Could it be a normal friendship to follow a man all day long?The action is still so ambiguous.Qi Lian grabbed Xi Yao's arm and pulled Xi Yao up from the ground. Xi Yao was startled. Qi Lian was so strong that Xi Yao's arm couldn't help him to pull. Xi Yao lowered his head in pain. Unable to stand firmly on his feet, he fell into Qi Lian's arms. Qi Lian held one arm, looked down at Han Ge who was squatting down, and swore his sovereignty.But Xi Yao didn't care whether he was declaring ownership or not, he just wanted to get rid of his painful hand.

"You're hurting Yaoyao." Han Ge became angry when he saw it, stood up quickly, and then pulled Qi Lian's hand away, "Yaoyao, does it hurt, don't care about this kind of person." Then he held Xi Yao's arm , where Qi Lian was holding onto, rubbed for Xi Yao.

"What are you doing!" Qi Lian was completely annoyed, because Xi Yao did not reject Han Ge at all, but refused in his arms, this discovery made him very unhappy.Of course he didn't know that Xi Yao was really hurt by him.

Qi Lian directly pushed Han Ge away, and then punched Han Ge. Although Han Ge was short, he had good strength and a light body. When he turned his head and punched, Xi Yao became anxious when he saw it. What's going on? I also want to praise the two children for their good tutors, they don't swear and don't fight, so here comes the fight!

Persuading a fight has always been a technical job, and if you don't do it, you will be punished by a third party, so a good boy like Xi Yao, who has never fought before, of course doesn't understand the knowledge inside, just wants to take advantage of no one gathering, Hurry up and end the entanglement between these two people.

Both Qi Lian and Han Ge had learned some fighting skills, and they fought in a disciplined manner. It wasn't the kind of hard-on-the-face gangsters on the street, who punched left and kicked right, and could block the opponent's attack with the back hand, but Xi Yao suddenly entered the battle and blocked the attack of the two people. The punches and kicks were all aimed at him. Qi Lian punched in the face and Han Ge kicked in the leg. How could Xi Yao look like them? With thick skin and thick skin, he squatted down in pain. Fortunately, the two of them didn't hit so hard that they couldn't recognize the person. Seeing that it was Xi Yao, they finally stopped their momentum, but these two blows were not light.

"distant."

"Xi Yao."

The two of them finally became quiet now, and they stopped making a sound, squatting down one after another to check the injuries they had caused on Xi Yao.There was already a bruise on the face, but fortunately there was no bleeding, and the eyes were avoided, but it would probably swell for two days.When Han Ge was pulling Xi Yao's trousers, Qi Lian's hand pressed again and again, otherwise he would really punch him again.The leg is also bruised. Although there is no fracture, the injury on the leg is a bit heavier than that on the face. When Xi Yao stood up, this leg was a bit laborious.

"Yaoyao, I'll go buy safflower oil for you." There happened to be a pharmacy next to it. Feeling guilty, Han Ge asked to go to the store.

At this moment, Qi Lian wished him to get out of here quickly, Qi Lian put down Xi Yao's trousers a little rudely, "I'll take you home later, if you buy vegetables like this, they might not sell them to you."

Xi Yao murmured in his heart, who do you think I am doing this because of?

The two had a fight, and Xi Yao was the one who was injured the most in the end, and Xi Yao felt that he was wronged.

Wait until the safflower oil is bought back.The two refused to back down on the issue of taking medicine.

Han Ge said in a tone of taking a step back, "Whoever is hurt will go there, let's do it!"

Of course Qi Lian disagreed, he couldn't help it when he saw Han Ge pulling Xi Yao's pants just now, and now he can let people do it! "no!"

Xi Yao felt that he was the most wounded person, so he shouted, "Enough is enough for you, you don't want to lose face on the street, I have hands and feet, I will take the medicine myself."

Qi Lian has always regarded Xi Yao as his own property, so naturally he did not expect that there would be a day when Xi Yao yelled at him, but at this time there was Han Ge next to him, and he had figured out who Han Ge was. Yao was dissatisfied, Han Ge would definitely push his nose in the face and suppress him to no avail, so he couldn't lose his temper indiscriminately, he had no choice but to turn his face away and not answer.Han Ge also gave up reluctantly.

Although the two of them sent Xi Yao home, they still had to eat for lunch. What would they do if they ran out of food, so the two of them pushed and threw each other in line with the principle of not letting the other take advantage, and finally both of them were sent out to buy food.

Xi Yao is a hundred times worried about these two people going out to buy vegetables. One is a fanatic who only loves to eat tomatoes and eggs, and the other is a young master who doesn't distinguish between whole grains and miscellaneous grains. Let these two go out and buy what they can buy back.So, before they went out, Xi Yao made a list for them.

But the list is gone when I go out.

These two are just trying to claim credit. After all, they just beat someone up. Although it was an accidental injury, they both wanted to get this list back because they didn't want to get the better of the other party. If this is done, The crime of beating was also covered, and both of them had such thoughts.It's also because Xi Yao didn't think about it all at the time, so he wrote a piece of paper, and the two men rushed to the bottom of the building before they even reached the bottom. In the end, the aunt next to him yelled, scaring the two idiots away. Yes, the rushing hands were all taken back, just as a gust of wind blew the list directly downstairs.

The two ran downstairs, walking in the opposite direction as if avoiding the plague, and the two of them couldn't find the note in the end, thinking that they must have been picked by the other party. I went to the vegetable market with peace of mind and bought my favorite food.

Han Ge was the first to come back, he was familiar with this place, and thoughtfully brought Xi Yao a roasted pig's trotter along the way, and he also brought one for himself. Of course, Qi Lian was the only one who forgot, but the things in his hand were really It surprised Xi Yao, one hand is red and the other is white, the red ones are tomatoes, the white ones are eggs, and the bags of eggs seem to be damaged a few times, the bottom egg whites and yolks are dripping from the cracks in the bag, you don’t know Is there such a thing as an egg carton in the world!

"What about the dishes? The list I gave is more than that. You buy so much, how long will it take me to finish eating." Xi Yao frowned as he looked at it.

"The list was snatched away by that kid. I didn't have the list, so I just looked at it and bought some." Is this called looking at it and buying something?This is to wipe out all the eggs and tomatoes in the vegetable market.Besides, when Qi Lian was allowed to buy vegetables, Xi Yao had a faint feeling in his heart that it was impossible for him to buy the right ones.

Xi Yao resignedly took the bag of eggs, threw away the broken ones, and kept the good ones in the refrigerator. The eggs were easy to preserve, but the tomato was a problem. It would take three days to eat so much every day, and he didn’t like it. Eating tomatoes, eating tomatoes every day will be very painful.

After more than ten minutes, when Qi Lian rushed back, Xi Yao was completely stunned.

You two have the same taste, you two are playing wool racks!Hurry up and get to know each other!

It's okay, it's okay, Qi Lian knew to come back with the egg box, otherwise Xi Yao really didn't know where to put the eggs.The eggs were intact, but there was red juice left in the tomato bag. It didn't make sense, since the tomatoes wouldn't rot so easily.

It wasn't until Xi Yao packed the bag that he found out that he couldn't even tell the difference between a tomato and a persimmon.

Xi Yao couldn't complain about the two grocery shopping.

The two of them seemed to be very dissatisfied with each other and their own preferences, they didn't even quarrel when they entered the house, one went into the bedroom to watch animation, and the other occupied the living room to watch TV.

In the end, Xiyao exhausted his best skills for dinner and made two bowls of tomato scrambled eggs and two bowls of tomato and egg soup, two bowls for Mao, because today's list is a lesson from the past, otherwise it is conceivable that there will be no need for dinner tonight.The table had to be overturned by both of them. ?