readytorunbook Chapter 29
Chapter 29
"Because it's ugly." The pink hair looked at me as a matter of course, "Compared to Cui Jingyi, don't you think Miku is more suitable for me?"
I:"……"
I figured my expression must be silly.
She bit her lower lip in distress: "Well... how can I explain it to you more clearly? Ah! Let's talk about it!" The right fist hit the left palm, "'Cui Jingyi' and 'Miku' are like 'certificates' The relationship between "Photo" and "Life Photo". You should understand what I mean, right? The super evil things like ID photos have no meaning in this world at all."
"But there is no way..." She spread her hands and sighed helplessly, "The three-dimensional is such a trouble. No matter how annoying you are, you still have to carry your ID card with you, and you still have to see that ugly one-inch Photos. But, given the choice, I 100% choose 'life photos'. So, you get it?"
I:"……"
I'm sorry, but I didn't understand.
But at least one thing I can be sure of - between me and her, there is definitely someone whose Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher.
But whether it was she or me, that is a new question.
"Ah, ah, ah (~￣▽￣)~ Don't be so serious, everyone has one or two annoying things, you just need to call me Miku from now on. By the way, what's your name?"
Me: "Xu Yan."
"Then...Comrade Xu Yan..." She raised her right hand with a smile, and saluted me in an unconventional gesture, "From today onwards, please give me your advice (/≧▽≦)/~"
I:"……"
Director, such an unreliable stylist, can't he be replaced?
【266】
I don't know how long it took.
"Hey! Wake up, my lovely work, open your eyes quickly, get up and change clothes."
In the dimness, I felt someone shaking my shoulders.
The makeup process was long and tedious, and I fell asleep in no time.
God, that was such an intoxicating dream.
I forget the specific content, but the coziness and comfort in the dream still remain in my blood, so the moment I opened my eyes, all the nerves in my face were relaxed, and the corners of my mouth even evoked a smile unconsciously.
Then I saw something extremely weird.
The me opposite the mirror turned into Xue Yi! ! ? ?
I turned my face to the right in confusion, and Xue Yi on the opposite side of the mirror also turned to the right at the same moment with the same magnitude.
So I immediately turned my face to the left, but Xue Yi on the opposite side of the mirror also made exactly the same movement.
I blinked blankly, and Xue Yi on the other side of the mirror also blinked blankly.
This, this, what is going on here?
Could it be... When I fell asleep, Xue Yi and I exchanged souls, and we passed through each other's bodies! ?
This thought made cold sweat soak my back in an instant, I jumped back in fear, and staggered to escape from the huge makeup mirror in front of the dressing table. The pink hair behind me was also unfortunately hit, and the clothes I was holding were knocked to the ground.
"Aww! It hurts! For no reason, why did you suddenly hit me? Hey! Where are you going? The ground is dirty! Don't sit on the ground, get up quickly."
A hand appeared in front of me, and I subconsciously looked up.The pink hair bent over and looked at me worriedly.
In her big black and beautiful glasses like a deer, I saw my own reflection, like a cat whose life was threatened, the hair all over the body stood upside down in horror.
She also surprised me by my appearance: "You, why are you so pale? It's like seeing a ghost suddenly... Hey! Don't deliberately scare me, I warn you, I'm very timid. "
"How could my face become..." I rubbed my temples with a headache, "Wait, I came here to pretend to be Ouyang Jiaming... My face turned into Xue Yi's face... Could it be possible! "
I raised my head abruptly, and suddenly I had a flash of inspiration. An extremely absurd but logical thought after careful analysis appeared in my mind.
"Could it be that Ouyang Jiaming is Xue Yi!!!???" I stared at her dumbfounded, feeling like my jaw would drop from shock.
Are they the same person?
So why different names?
Wait, wait, this still doesn't make sense...
What the hell is going on with the whole thing?
Ah, the CPU of the brain is already overloaded, and the motherboard is already burning hot, but I still haven't calculated a reasonable answer.
The pink-haired girl blinked innocently, was stunned for about three seconds, then raised her head and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, of course not. Uh, I can't say no at all, anyway, you're kidding me..."
Her reaction made me finally wake up, and I immediately blushed with shame: "Damn! I really fell asleep!"
I slapped my leg in frustration, I think my expression must be very funny at the moment.
But fortunately, there are only me and the make-up artist in the room at the moment—the pink-haired lady, so even if I was embarrassing just now, I was embarrassing in front of only one person in total.
"How did you get your hair?" I grabbed the newly grown long tail in my hand, and looked at it curiously for a moment, "Hey! It can't be pulled off! Isn't it a wig?"
Going to the mirror again, I touched my eyelashes with thick mascara curiously: "Wow, the eyelashes are so long... like a woman." I couldn't help touching the tear mole at the corner of my right eye again, " You're pretty amazing, I didn't even recognize myself just now."
I turned my head and smiled at her: "Really, I was so scared to pee just now. I thought that the plot in the novel happened, you know, it's just waking up after sleeping, and then found that I suddenly traveled to another person in the body."
I just said something casually, but unexpectedly, the pink hair moved my eyes red, and I hugged me suddenly: "Thank you, thank you! I am so happy! Thank you for your great affirmation of my technology! I am now I fully understand why you reacted so abnormally just now. If this kind of thing happened to me, I might behave worse than you. Thank you again, thank you for the third time, baby, I love you so much, I will reward you with a big reward The mua~"
As soon as she finished speaking, she actually smacked my side face heavily, with such enthusiasm that I couldn't resist it.
I quickly pushed her away, but my face was still slightly red. I didn't expect this reaction to provoke a new round of attacks from the other party.
"Oh my god! You can still blush! You are so much cuter than the first three people! You don't know how annoying those people are. They look the same with or without makeup. I have worked so hard, and they I don’t even feel surprised, which makes me feel very unfulfilling. Let me tell you, those people keep a cold face all day long, just like this... Haha, it’s better for you. I have become a fan~ Next time I will bring my private collection of skin care products to share with you. It seems that my skills are getting more and more mature, I am so happy today..."
"Wait a minute! The three people in front?" I interrupted her puzzledly, "Could it be that, before me, you have disguised others?"
"Huh? Don't you know." Pink hair tilted her head, and said with a more puzzled expression than mine, "Ouyang Jiaming, it's actually a vest shared by five people~" She pointed at me, "And you , is the sixth newly added."
【267】
I feel that ever since I met Xue Yi, my life has been full of ignorance and stupidity.
Six people share the same vest......
How could such a thing happen! ! ! ! ! !
Nima, we are not in the virtual world of the Internet - as long as you know the account id and password, you can easily share an account with multiple people.
The rules of the game in the real world are completely different!
To give a similar example, let’s imagine, if someone picks up your ID card and regular passbook, and then knows your account password at the same time... Then this person pretends to be your identity and runs to the bank counter to get the passbook. Money... what do you think the outcome will be?
ok, if you insist on irrational words, saying that this situation may also happen, then let's talk about it in more detail.
Banks only occupy a very small part of a person's life. It is impossible for people or in a vacuum. You will always have friends, relatives, colleagues, neighbors... These people get along with you day and night, and are familiar with your behavior style and speaking characteristics Idiosyncratic defects... Now a stranger pops up out of nowhere, holding your ID card and claiming that he is you.What do you think is going to happen?
Even if I didn't beat you out in person, I'm afraid I would call the police after closing the door.No matter how bad it is, doubts will arise, how can it be possible to believe it casually.
But pink hair doesn't look like a joke at all.
Well, assuming she wasn't lying.
Under what circumstances would six people share the same identity without arousing suspicion from others?
After much deliberation, I can only find one answer.
"Damn it! Is Xue Yi a quintuplet!?"
This is the only possibility, right?Don't let there be five identical faces.
No, wait, I forgot about my brother, he also looks exactly like Xue Yi.
and so……
I gasped suddenly: "Sextuplets!!!???"
Conceived six at a time...and successfully gave birth...Is their mother sent by God to challenge the Guinness Book of Records?
【268】
"It's plastic surgery, plastic surgery!" The pink hair looked at me speechlessly, "Please, sextuplets, it's thanks to you for thinking about it."
The answer is really, unexpectedly, reasonable.
Now that technology is so advanced, anything is possible.You didn't read the news two days ago. A certain man in Europe not only underwent sex reassignment surgery, but also became pregnant with a baby. He smiled sweetly at the reporter's camera with his husband with a big belly.Now it's just a small plastic surgery, so there's no difficulty.If you are not at ease, at most you can apply for a visa and go to Korea to do it, and you can take a trip by the way, and the vest problem will be solved.Voila, how easy it is.Problem solved easily.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and change your clothes, the plane has already landed, and they will come directly after picking up the suitcase, and you won't be able to catch up if you slow down."
The pink hair stuffed all the clothes into my hands, and there was actually a pair of high heels on the top of the stack of clothes.
Although it is a very low-key black, the problem is...
Nima, this heel is longer than my finger!
Let alone walking after wearing it, I think it is a problem even standing up.
"Hey, these shoes..."
I just said three words, and the pink hair pushed me into the bathroom.
The door slammed shut, almost knocking my nose off.
I lowered my head in distress.
With the high heels in her hands, she laughed at me like an arrogant young lady.
Hey... What do you think this is all about?
I'm a fucking old man, first I was fucked by a man, then I was forced to put on unmasculine makeup, and now I even put on high heels.
Shouldn't the next step be for me to pretend to be a woman?
Depend on!My crow mouth...
Hurry up and slap yourself.
You need to be cautious in life, and you must not set up FLAG indiscriminately!