Chapter 34
Chapter 34
Hearing a thunderstorm explode in his mind, a long coastline appeared in front of Yanxi's eyes, the sky was pouring with heavy rain, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, the sea surface was dark and rough, and the waves splashed everywhere. Cracks appeared on the ground under his feet. The ground began to sag and collapse, but he, who was in it, couldn't move his legs to escape.
Oh, it turns out that his world view has collapsed!
"Birth is not a trivial matter. If you two are thinking about having a baby, you can start recuperating your body a year before the plan." The sister nurse continued, "If you two are interested, you can come to the hospital at any time, and we will make a special plan for you. Notes for pregnant women, this one..."
The nurse sister obviously loves her job very much, and is familiar with the advertisement slogan of their hospital's "Pregnant Couple's Notes" by heart.
Yanxi was not interested in this diary, he glanced at Shao Zhichen distractedly, only to find that he was also looking at him.
what to see!
Yanxi glared at him, snatched the shredded squid from the man's hand, and angrily stuffed a big mouthful into his mouth, trying to divert the current embarrassing atmosphere by eating.
Shao Shengxing watched from the side, his eyes were full of shredded squid in Yanxi's hand, but he couldn't eat it, so he could only swallow secretly.
"You can't do it like you are now. Avoid spicy food during the conditioning stage! Otherwise, the delivery process will not be smooth, and if the baby's head gets stuck in half, it will be very dangerous." The nurse gave Yanxi a slightly dissatisfied look, and frowned.
Yanxi: "...vomit, cough, cough!"
The nurse was startled, and just wanted to come over and pat her back: "What's the matter?"
Unexpectedly, Yanxi's whole body looked as if his hair had exploded. Before the nurse's sister's hand could touch him, there was a flash of a figure in front of him, and Yanxi had already dodged and hid behind Shao Zhichen.
The atmosphere at the scene was very strange, and just when the embarrassment was about to condense into reality, Shao Zhichen finally said something human: "We don't have this plan yet."
The nurse sister smiled embarrassedly: "Look at me, I'm the one who talks too much. Since you already have a child, you should be quite familiar with some knowledge in this area."
She thought that Shao Shengxing was Yanxi's biological son, but in fact, neither Yanxi nor Shao Zhichen knew anything about it.
The nurse left, but left behind the medical report.
Shao Zhichen handed the list to Yanxi: "Your, keep it yourself."
Nothing goes right, nothing goes right.When Yanxi followed Shao Zhichen into the hospital elevator, he realized that something was wrong.
Ya Shu covered his mouth, pointed to his hand anxiously and said, "Cut, stuck, stuck!"
Yanxi followed his gaze and found a piece of white wool wrapped around his hand, and the other end of the wool was caught in the crack of the elevator door.
"What?" He was already very irritable, but when he saw this thing, his head became angry, and he grabbed the wool and yanked it.
There was a stabbing sound, and the wool was stretched.
Gee!
Yanxi tugged again, the wool was still stretching, he was in a hurry, he pulled it three times without breaking the thread.On the other hand, Shao Shengxing didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement. Seeing him "playing" with the thread over there, he grabbed the thread and pulled it out with all his strength. Yanxi couldn't stop it even if he wanted to!
Shao Zhichen who was watching the whole process from the side: "..."
When the elevator went down to the third floor, someone came in, Shao Zhichen couldn't stand it anymore, pulled the dazed man to his side, and patted the back of his head reassuringly: "Okay, okay, it's not a big deal."
Yanxi felt that the clothes on his left side were empty, and he wanted to cry immediately: "It seems that the whole sleeve has been torn off."
"It's not that there is no family, so let's take it as a waste of money to eliminate disasters."
Yan Xi, who had been bankrupted to eliminate disasters, slipped and fell when getting into the car because the soles of his feet were covered with snow, and the two of them knelt on the car together.
Shao Shengxing hurriedly sat up straight and looked at him with a serious expression: "Aiqing, let's get down."
Yanxi didn't care whether his knees were red or blue, so he picked up the disposable slippers that were prepared in the car and slapped Long Aotian's ass!
"I will make you love Qing, and I will let you die!"
Brat, he hasn't settled with him for pulling half of his sweater thread!
When returning home, Yanxi rushed to the bathroom to take a shower.He took off the white sweater, one sleeve had been torn off by Shao Shengxing, he sighed and threw the clothes aside, bent over and wrapped the bandaged wound on his leg with plastic wrap.
Although this place does not need to be bandaged at all, it is still money and cannot be wasted.
Because of the injury, Yanxi didn't have a chance to enjoy a hot bath, but just passed the body wash quickly.Before going out, he threw the clothes into the washing machine, only to find that yesterday's clothes were still in there without washing them.
Eh?Aunt Liu and the others forgot?
Yanxi didn't think too much, after adding laundry detergent, he turned on the switch and left.When he walked past Shao Shengxing's room, he knocked on the child's door: "Shao Shengxing, go take a bath."
It was too late today, so Ya Shu stayed at Shao's house, sharing a room with Shao Shengxing.
In order to show that he loves cleanliness and is not rejected, Shao Shengxing, who has to take a bath for half an hour every time, is very good this time, and rushed to the bathroom with his clothes in a hurry.
The bathroom heater was turned on and it was very warm.The child hummed a little song and took off his clothes, took a small stool and sat under the shower to wash his hair.
Suddenly, the washing machine next to him made a clicking sound. Shao Shengxing opened one eye and looked aside. The washing machine was working obediently, as if nothing had happened.
Three seconds later, the washing machine made another crisp sound. Shao Shengxing washed the foam off his face and looked at it curiously.
Huh?How can there be bubbles leaking from the washing machine?
On the other end, Yanxi went to the kitchen to look for something to eat, and found that Aunt Liu had already made a big pot of three fresh noodles.He sat down beside Shao Zhichen: "Aunt Liu, bring me a big bowl!"
"Okay!" Aunt Liu brought him a bowl, "I added two more shrimps for you."
"Thank you, aunt." Yanxi took the bowl and asked again, "Have the two children eaten?"
"It's been taken to the house for them."
Yanxi nodded, and suddenly thought of the unwashed clothes in the washing machine, so he asked along the way: "Auntie, I see that there are two unwashed clothes in the small washing machine in the bathroom on the second floor."
"Oh, it should be that girl Xiaoshan forgot to take some of the clothes at the bottom. The little washing machine is broken, and the clothes have already been taken to the laundry room to be washed."
"Broken?!" Yanxi was taken aback, "What kind of bad method? I just used it."
Aunt Liu was taken aback, and immediately said urgently: "Oh, go and have a look, it's going to be a disaster to go to the toilet!" After she finished speaking, she ran up the stairs.
Yanxi and Shao Zhichen looked at each other, a little cautiously: "Just now, I let the child go in for a bath."
Shao Zhichen put down his chopsticks and sighed: "Go and see."
The two rushed to the door of the toilet one after the other, only to see that the toilet was completely occupied by transparent bubbles!
Aunt Liu stood at the door and pulled the bubbles. The bubbles were so dense that they buried her waist.
Both Shao Zhichen and Yanxi were taken aback, and rushed into the toilet, only to see Shao Shengxing sitting blankly on the small bench under the shower, with his ass exposed.
Because the shower was constantly spraying | water, there was no foam around him. When he heard footsteps, he looked up, and the three of them looked at each other for a while.
Shao Zhichen scolded: "Put on your trousers quickly, take a look, what does it look like?"
Shao Shengxing pouted: "But no pants are on the sink."
The sink was near the door, and it was already surrounded by foam, Shao Shengxing couldn't get it at all.
Yanxi felt a little guilty, walked over with a towel to wrap him up and hugged him: "Think about why this happened, is it God's punishment for you?"
Shao Shengxing refused to admit it, twisted on Yanxi's body, and couldn't get dressed properly.
Kacha, the door of Shao Shengxing's room was opened, Ya Shu poked his head out from the door frame, just in time to see several people standing outside the toilet at the end of the corridor, Shao Shengxing was twisting his body to prevent Yanxi from dressing him.
"Although, although, of course, there is warmth, but, but, you need to wear clothes!"
Yanxi smiled and patted the child's buttocks: "Did you hear me, put on clothes."
Seeing Shao Shengxing's stiff expression, Yanxi suddenly felt relieved.
After driving the child into the room, Yanxi stood still and sneezed loudly.
Seeing that his clean clothes were half wet again, Shao Zhichen asked him to take a bath.
Yanxi nodded, went to the room to get the clothes and planned to go downstairs to wash, but was stopped by Shao Zhichen: "Go to my room to wash, how about it?"
Yanxi shook his head like a rattle: "You don't need to be so polite."
Shao Zhichen pushed him against the wall, their faces were so close that Yanxi could even count the bloodshot eyes in the man's eyes.Just listen to the other party's ambiguous tone: "This is not being polite, we should have shared a room."
Yanxi gritted his teeth, and stretched out his fist in front of him: "I told you that my registration is a crash course, do you believe that I beat you half-legged?!"
Shao Zhichen backed away a little, and shrugged his shoulders, "Karate, Taekwondo, or Muay Thai? Which one did you learn?"
Yan Xi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and managed to hold back the female self-defense technique that blurted out: "Master teaches randomly, I learn randomly, I don't know what it is, let's see if you can hide it!"
It's a joke, where did he learn anything, it's just the legs and feet skills he pondered in the past. If he wants to give it a name, it should be called Yan Family Kungfu!
However, as soon as the Yan family practiced two moves, it was broken by the Shao family boxing. Shao Zhichen carried Yan Xi easily and walked into his room.
The next day, Yanxi sneezed three times while sitting at the dining table.
"Fuck!" He gave Shao Zhichen a resentful look, "If you hadn't stopped me in the corridor for a long time, I would have caught a cold?!"
He hadn't been sick a few times before he wore it, and it was also because of his mediocre physique that he could still catch a cold even though the heating was turned on all over the house.
Shao Zhichen was just standing in front of the fitting mirror, arranging his luggage: "If you go out today, remember to put on your coat."
What he was talking about was the mink coat that was stolen by Yanxi before, and Yanxi felt very comfortable when he heard that, and lay down on the sofa drowsy after eating the last two mouthfuls of porridge.
I could only hear the man's steady footsteps faintly coming from my ears, and they were getting closer.
He didn't bother to open his eyes, turned around with the blanket in his arms, and turned his face to the back of the sofa.
"What about the medicine?" Shao Zhichen asked.
"have eaten."
Shao Zhichen saw that he thought he was annoying, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously: "I didn't see it, I will ask Aunt Liu to wake you up to eat later."
"I know, I know..." Yan Xi said, suddenly felt that something was wrapped around his head, which was warm, he muttered something, he was so annoying, he waved his hand and didn't find anything, and fell into a deep dream.
Yanxi was woken up by a mobile phone ringing. He jumped up from the sofa, touched the sofa everywhere, and checked the time when he touched the phone. It was only 09:30, and he fell asleep for another hour .
"Hello?"
"Hi, Xiaoyan, I'm your sister Yunchuan."
Yanxi was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to understand the relationship between the words "Yunchuan" and "Sister".
"Oh, Miss Yunchuan."
"What's wrong with your voice? Have you caught a cold?" Xu Yunchuan on the opposite side heard something wrong, and he patted his thigh, "I wanted to ask you how you were doing in the boxing gym at Brother Zhou's side, but you asked me to I remembered one thing. Isn’t Zhichen’s birthday coming soon? I booked two pools at the hot spring hotel in Xishan this weekend. If you catch a cold, you can take a dip in the hot spring. I’m sure you’ll be fine the next day.”
Anyway, that Xiao Wang had been beaten beyond recognition by him before, and it is estimated that seeing sandbags in the future will cause shadows. Yanxi chose to ignore this matter, and planned to praise Xiao Li and his gang of loyal brothers in front of Xu Yunchuan, but his words still Without saying a word, I was attracted by the hot spring hotel that the other party said later.
"Hot spring hotel?"
"Yes, sister, I've booked a whole night, you can play as you like." Xu Yunchuan gave him advice, "When the time comes, remember to separate the brat from you two, and let you live a two-person world. Shao Zhichen, a workaholic, knows everything every day Make money, are you bored with him? This time you have to seize the opportunity to make him want|can't stop with you..."
"Sister, sister, wait, it doesn't need to be so troublesome."
Shao Zhichen bored?How can it be? !He talks the most!The thought of him and Shao Zhichen being alone for one night made Yanxi feel uncomfortable all over, who knew what that pervert would do.
He thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "Actually, that night I had..."
His voice was too low, so Xu Yunchuan didn't hear him, so he continued on his own: "How can it be called trouble? Oh, by the way, I heard that they will hold a fireworks display and a lottery!"
Yanxi's eyes changed: "You just said...a lottery draw?!"
"Ah, yes, are you lucky?"
No, Yanxi's luck has always been bad, but he likes to draw lots!
There is a lyric that is sung, what you can't get is always in commotion.
Yanxi agreed to Xu Yunchuan straight away, and forgot all the unhappiness with Shao Zhichen before.Humming a song, he walked slowly all the way to the bathroom, as if he was stepping on a cloud of happiness.
until he passed the mirror.
Yanxi didn't know if it was his own illusion, but he really felt that he was blinded by something.
He walked to the mirror and stood still, feeling that his head was like a marinated egg sprinkled with fluorescent agent.
"Oh!" Aunt Liu, who was coming in with a laundry bag to get a change of clothes, was also taken aback by him. She patted her chest and said as she passed Yanxi, "Auntie thought it was when the bathroom was changed. Where's the light bulb?"
Yanxi scolded Shao Zhichen a hundred times in his heart, he tore off his hat and looked at himself in the mirror.
Very well, this hat is not anti-static.
The author has something to say: Yanxi:? ? ?What do you mean?
Today is another false addition.
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: X□□bb1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Patch Sprite, 2 bottles of Patch Sprite; 1 bottles of iced watermelon juice; [-] bottle of Mu Ah;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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