Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 521: Mushroom Spirit

"Tell me, how long have I been away and you two are fighting again?" God said, "What are you arguing about? Can you be more reliable?"

He has always been very resistant to the situation where he has to solve problems with certain people even though he obviously doesn't like them, and in the end he ends up being embarrassed in front of them and being watched by them.

He flew down from the branch angrily, stepped on the head of one person, and angrily hit his head with his wings: "You are almost a hundred years old in total. Will you die if you mature?"

"You don't even know what this guy has done!" Suzuki Chiichi heard Him ask this and immediately complained angrily, "If you knew what he had done before, you would definitely not be able to calm down."

"If you hadn't stopped me, I would have definitely—"

"Ahem." Gray Bird glanced to the side and then reminded, "There are outsiders around here, that's enough."

"Hey, outsider..."

There is actually an outsider here, but I don’t sense any presence at all!

Suzuki Qian blinked and turned his neck, then he saw three handsome guys, each about 1.85 meters tall and with different styles, standing quietly by the side.

Although the clothes she wears are not very eye-catching and are just ordinary styles, but with her face, she can rival the cover of a fashion magazine.

These three people...white hair, black hair, and long black hair, hmm, they all look familiar, as if they are all friends my daughter made in the other world before...

Ah, the real person looks even more shocking than the photo!

When she thought that one of them might become her son-in-law in the future, Suzuki Chi's surging anger was instantly suppressed.

But at this moment, she looked down at herself.

Holding a sneaker, sitting on someone's back, swearing foul language while violently trying to strip the husband's pants and throw them into the river, she doesn't seem like a good person no matter how you look at her.

Then I looked at the person under my butt, with his hair blown by the wind and looking like it had been gnawed by a dog. He shouted to me helplessly and aggrievedly: "Wife, can you please get up first? My thigh hurts so much."

Well, he doesn't look like a normal person.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die!

What will others think if you leave such a first impression on others? You will be embarrassed like hell.

When I go home in a few days, how should I explain to my daughter?

You said it was the first time you met your friend, and you let them see Mom chasing Dad, not only threatening to take his legs off, but also almost ripping Dad's pants off and throwing them into the river right in front of them?!

He will definitely be trained.

And this guy, why does he start to fail at the critical moment, even a little bit, he can't use his strength to the fullest!

. . . . . .

Suzuki Chi's brain went blank for about ten seconds. If someone had entered her brain during these ten seconds, they would probably have heard a lot of noise.

However, she was a business person with a lot of experience. After a brief moment of embarrassment, she quickly recovered her composure and even helped Suzuki Shaku, who was lying on the ground, up.

"Hello, it's our first meeting." She smiled kindly and politely, and said to the three people, "You should be the friends Lily made in that world."

"We are her parents."

"Hello, uncle and auntie, I'm Gojo Satoru." Gojo Satoru's eyes twinkled, and he said in a cheerful tone, "This is Geto Suguru, and we're both very good friends of Yuri."

Although she has forgotten them all now.

"Oh, hello." Suzuki Shi patted the dust off his clothes and nodded to them repeatedly, "Thank you for taking care of Lily."

"Then who are you--?" After introducing Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, he turned his gaze in the direction of Fushiguro Shinobu.

From the very beginning, he was half leaning against the tree with no expression on his face. He looked very cold and difficult to offend.

"Hello, nice to meet you." At this moment, he changed his attitude in a second, showing a mature and steady look, and said to the two with a smile, "My name is Fushiguro Shiji. We have never met before, but I am her recognized elder brother."

"Big...Brother?" Suzuki Chi's eyes widened.

"He's not your eldest brother, he's her eldest brother, otherwise the generations would be messed up." Fushiguro Shirone said calmly, "Oh, by the way, she also has a second brother, a younger brother, a nephew and a niece. This is their photo."

"If you're willing, I can call them all out for you to meet when I'm free in Tokyo someday."

As he said that, he took out his cell phone.

"Oh, they are Lily's nephew and niece." Suzuki Shi and Suzuki Chi looked at the photos one by one, and said a little overwhelmed, "They all look very cute..."

Although the second brother with twin ponytails who sneaked in seemed a little sleep-deprived.

However...Suzuki Shi and Suzuki Qian looked at each other, and a strange sense of déjà vu arose in each other's hearts.

They are obviously Lily's parents, why do they suddenly feel like they are the host...

“Since we’ve all met.” God was not interested in this kind of meeting of family and friends. He cleared his throat and asked, “Tell me, what happened just now?”

"......It's all his fault."

Speaking of this, Suzuki Chi still felt angry. She grabbed Suzuki Shi's face and said angrily, "Didn't you say before that you were going back to your country to find help?"

"Then we thought, since our luggage was in the car anyway, it would be fun to camp in the forest," she said. "Then, a few days ago, at noon, we were all hungry, so I told him to get the ingredients from the car so we could cook."

"It turned out that he found edible wild mushrooms on the tree over there, and he insisted on picking some to make soup for me."

"...And then?" God suddenly had a bad feeling. He swallowed and asked, "What did he do?"

"That's not a wild mushroom at all, it's a monster, a monster!" Suzuki Chi said angrily, "I was sleeping soundly, but he almost pulled my head off for no reason. How can I not be angry!"

"The mushroom spirit came to chase us and took a long time to finally escape. Tell me, is he sick?"