readytorunbook Chapter 126 Chinese medicine is just "witchcraft"? ?
Chapter 126 Chinese medicine is just "witchcraft"? ?
Chapter 126 Chinese medicine is just "witchcraft"? ?
"Hello! My name is Ron. I'm Chinese. I'm from Houston on the other side of the ocean. I came here to visit Taoist Qing Weasel just because of the name..." Ron smiled and handed over to the dazed trail.
"(⊙o⊙) Ah!" He was stunned and suddenly hesitated: "Oh! That... um... Well, the Hermit Qing Weasel said he was dead... You... What's the matter with you?"
died?Um?No... I'm such a brat, I can't tell lies...
Ron is ashamed...
"What did he say?" Olajuwon, who didn't know Chinese, stepped forward and asked quietly while looking at the boy.
Just suddenly, seeing this big black man approaching, this guy was so frightened that he turned around and ran away...
"...I don't know anything, I don't know anything..."
Before he ran far, he was grabbed by Ron, who had quick eyes and quick hands, "Huh? I'm sorry, he didn't mean to offend. Don't look at him now. In fact, he was a well-known NBA star more than ten years ago! Big dream—Olajuwon, you should have heard of the name!"
At the end, Ron said it again in English.
"Uh..." Anyway, he couldn't run away, he turned his head weakly, and saw the black old man stroking the back of his head triumphantly, feeling quite happy.
"You...Hao! Uh...you...Haoma?" Scarlett also came over and greeted her in awkward Chinese with a smile.
The boy breathed a sigh of relief, his face was still flushed...
"Hey! Uh, is it a pleasure to have friends from afar?" Ron is not good at classical Chinese, he shook his head mindlessly and continued: "Well, it's cold outside, we've walked a long way, let's go in and rest first...this..."
While handing a dollar bill to the sluggish young man, he stared at the cabin in the forest with penetrating eyes, and the looming figure shrank back slightly behind the door...
Looking at a banknote handed over with a foreigner's face printed on it, and the Arabic numeral 100 written on it, the little boy swallowed his saliva, his eyes were full of gold...
I'll go, this...this is US dollars!This, this, this...
No!I absolutely cannot betray my master, let alone my conscience...
What if these people have evil intentions?Or maybe these are foreign doctors hired by Nanshan Mental Hospital to arrest their masters, so what should I do...
You underestimate my awareness of green tea too... you want to buy me off...
"Master is sleeping in the house!" He salivated and looked at the banknotes, pointing one finger into the hut...
The Qing Weasel hermit who was hiding behind the door fucked all over the floor: Damn it!Why don't you struggle a little bit?
this useless thing...
"Who is the first to wake up to a big dream? I know it all my life. The Caotang is full of sleep in spring, and the sun is getting late outside the window."
When meeting these juniors for the first time, Qing Weasel Hermit was not good at talking, and he couldn't fully express his emotions immediately, so Olajuwon and Ron always laughed at him secretly, and he didn't bother to refute.
When he heard afterwards that Ron's first impression of him was facial paralysis, he actually laughed.
I really laughed...
A white-haired and childlike Taoist priest appeared in front of Ron and his party...
Damn, I really like COPY Zhuge Wuhou. ——Actually, this is what Ron really thinks in his heart...
Grandma, bear, let us find it easily. If you have no skills, whoever you are, see if my iron fist of Olajuwon makes you scream! — Olajuwon thought to himself.
I must ask later to see if this guy has a secret recipe for permanent youth...——Scarlett smiled sweetly.
"You must be the famous one of this generation, admired by thousands of people... Daoist Qing Weasel! The younger generation is..."
Ron happily walked up to him and bowed deeply.
This kid... What sharp eyes!Qing Weasel Hermit was slightly taken aback, and silently observed in his heart...
"The junior is the MLB, the general manager of the Houston Rockets -- Ron..."
A frivolous smile appeared on the corner of Ron's mouth, but he was actually uneasy inside.
The Taoist priest didn't show any expression, just blinked slightly...
"Isn't it just the NBA? Are you a poor man?" He gave Ron a blank look, then turned around and said, "Come in! It's so cold outside..."
What a stinky Taoist priest!Ron thought blankly...
The four sides sat down, suffering from the fact that the two foreigners could not understand Chinese, so Ron had to go to battle in person.
Seeing the Taoist priest add fire to the stove in the middle without changing his face, everyone present was shocked by the arrogance emanating from his body.
"Actually, since the master knows the NBA, he must know Yao Ming..." Ron found an opportunity and hoped to use this to open up the embarrassing atmosphere.
"Uh, you underestimate this old man..." His eyes lit up slightly: "Actually, not only do I know Yao Ming, I also know that sitting on your left is the former ace center of the Houston Rockets, Olajuwon... and I also know that sitting on your right is the famous Hollywood movie star Scarlett Johansson..."
Ah!
Like a blow to the head, Ron almost popped his eyeballs out of shock...
American names are called in Chinese, which is still easy to understand. After being named, Olajuwon and Scarlett also began to look at each other...
"Hey, it's different from what I thought." Ron smiled, but he was relieved: "Then I'll go straight to the point..."
"Very good...I don't have much time to stay here with you and stare..." He said subduedly.
Ron leaned his head and said eagerly: "Actually, I came here because of Yao Ming's bone injury... Yao Ming's injury has a long history..."
"This poor man has heard a little bit about it..."
"A few years ago, Yao Ming was reimbursed for the season. It happened to be the year of the 08 Olympic Games. There was a Chinese medicine doctor from Qingdao. He claimed that Yao Ming could come back in one month, and he could even catch up with the playoffs..."
Ron talked eloquently: "Facts have proved that this is just a liar who took the opportunity to advertise. BJ's Chinese medicine experts said that it would take 3 months at the earliest to use Chinese medicine. Chinese medicine can treat bruises and has its own set of theories, but it is not miraculous to the point where it can be cured in one month. In fact, many Western medicine experts in the United States said that Chinese medicine can be used to treat bone injuries. This is nonsense..."
...
In order to catch up with the 08 Olympic Games, the State Sports General Administration also organized a consultation with sports medicine experts and Chinese medicine experts to discuss Yao Ming's injury.
Many American media on the other side of the ocean are also very concerned about the "integration of traditional Chinese and Western medicine" treatment. The Associated Press also published a report entitled "Yao Ming Has a "Secret Weapon" to Accelerate Recovery-Traditional Chinese Medicine".
"Yao Ming, if you really care about yourself, please don't use Chinese medicine. There are no clinical trials to prove that Chinese medicine is scientific. It may be more appropriate to call it 'witchcraft'." Rockets fans said this...
For this "war of words" set off by American fans and the media, there was a showdown between Chinese and Western medicine.
Chinese medicine: "These people say this because they don't understand or understand Chinese medicine at all! In fact, Yao Ming is not No. 1 in applying Chinese medicine treatment to the recovery of stress fractures. Chinese medicine has remarkable effects in promoting blood circulation, removing stasis, and accelerating bone recovery!"
Western medicine: "Some bullshit plasters, mix some potions and apply them, and drink some nourishing soup, what kind of medicine is this?"
Chinese medicine: "Then you use those instruments to scrape the human bones. Don't you think it will have an impact on the health and psychology of the players?"
Western medicine: "Must be much more reliable than you guys!"
After all, the decision is still in the hands of the team doctor of the Houston Rockets.
In the end, this farce was ended by Brandon, the attending doctor of Yao Ming and the team doctor of the Houston Rockets, who had worked under Thomas Carter, the chief doctor of the Phoenix Suns. He readily accepted and reached a consensus with BJ's Chinese medicine practitioners...
The final result has two points:
1. Yao Ming made a miraculous comeback after 4 months, participated in the BJ Olympics, and led the Chinese team to the top 8...
2. In the second game against the Lakers in 09, Yao Ming suffered a stress fracture again and has not healed until now...
...
Ron looked at the Taoist priest who was listening with his ears erect, hoping that his radical remarks did not anger this person who is at the pinnacle of Chinese medicine...
"The best time to use Chinese medicine to treat stress fractures is actually before the operation. However, since Western medicine is used for surgery, Chinese medicine can also be used for rehabilitation after a detailed understanding of the operation. There is no problem..." He didn't even look at Ron, still with the expressionless facial paralysis, but there was a little anger in his eyes. "Then, Mr. Luo, please explain, which bullshit lie did you sing about Yao Ming's upcoming comeback a few days ago?"
After laying the groundwork for so long, the climax finally begins!
(End of this chapter)