readytorunbook Chapter 261 The Liar King...
Chapter 261 The Liar King...
Chapter 261 The Liar King...
Compared with politics and war, the NBA is at best an intermediate copy in the field of lies, but occasionally there are masters.
The following is Zen Master's comment on the Rockets at the press conference after the game:
"Houston is an amazing team, both offensive and defensive are very aggressive. Especially T-Mac, caused us a huge problem in the game..."
The audience was dumbfounded by this remark...
"Who? Are you sure it's Tracy McGrady, not Arnold Schwarzenegger?"
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Lying is a skill that is inherent in any person, regardless of camp, race, or occupation.Because it is not washable and used frequently, skill points will usually be flushed quickly, and a few talented people can also fill them up through plug-ins.
For example, Zhuge Liang, a famous mage in Chinese history, once used full-level lying skills to brush the Soochow copy by himself, leaving behind the immortal masterpiece "Crouching Dragon Hanging Filial Piety".
Another example is the German thief Hitler, who used a series of nonsense and a non-aggression pact back then, which made the Soviet Union dizzy.
Of course, compared to politics and war, the NBA is at best an intermediate copy in the field of lies.
But occasionally there are master figures who open a trumpet and make private visits on micro-services-this kind of people, we call them NBA liars.
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It is probably Phil Jackson's biggest dream to surpass Auerbach in his lifetime.
Who knew that an unknown creature called Ron appeared behind him...
Now it seems that it is basically useless to challenge the bishop in terms of historical status; however, if it comes to lying, I am afraid that Zen Master has long since become the best lie coach in history.
So to fool a super manager, in the eyes of a Zen master, is the same as fooling a drunk on the street, saying that he is not drunk at all...
Different from Ron's domineering and domineering, the Zen master has always been fond of playing tricks.
His lies are more versatile than ever before.
When dealing with internal affairs, the Zen master is usually double-faced and three-faced, saying to O'Neill, "You are the cornerstone of our team, and that high school student is a bird!"
Said to Kobe, "You are too strong to do the work of Jordan and Pippen alone! You should take more responsibility than that fat pig";
When speaking to the outside world, he was even more full of words, "Kobe's hand is broken, and he won't be able to play for at least a month!"
"This Lakers team won't get 50 wins!"
"Mim is our main center! Bynum is too young!"
"I will never coach Los Angeles and Kobe again!"
Plus today's: "Ron is a wizard in the NBA management world. I admire him a lot. If I have the opportunity, I hope to cooperate with him..."
However, Zen masters don't understand the truth that too much is too much.
The lie is so secretive that even the stupid pig doesn't believe it.
According to legend in the league, there are three things that are least likely to happen: Yao Ming playing hip-hop, O'Neal with a single chin, and Zen Master telling the truth.
The difference in its credit can be seen.
And in the Zen master's glorious career of lying, today is particularly powerful:
"Houston is an amazing team, both offensive and defensive are very aggressive. Especially Tracy McGrady, caused us a huge problem in the game..."
"That, I said, I'm sorry, Mr. Phil Jackson, not only did McGrady not play today, he has been traded to New York for many years..."
"...I need to calm down."
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"This is a naked provocation!" Olajuwon was furious after hearing this, while Mr. Sloan and Adelman on the side were so calm...
Ron: "...tell me what you two, if you don't want me to be confused..."
"Sir, this is not the first time we have faced this guy..." Adelman spread his hands, expressing his reluctance to argue with him.
"He wants to give people the illusion...that he doesn't know much about us...but he's speaking for other people...it will make us a target, it's a kind of 'anti-marketing' principle..."
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Can 12 consecutive victories really break people's long-term prejudice against its creators as "just common people"?Is Adelman compatible with Sloan's offensive and defensive system?Has Yao Ming transformed into a leader?Has Iverson cleared the "crime" with an average of 40 assists per 11 minutes?
Against Los Angeles at home, the Rockets' 18-day winning streak finally ended in a very respectable way-a matchup between the top two in the league's combat power list.
Even though the game became garbage time 6 minutes before the end, there was no frustration in the Toyota Arena, and many people were still applauding.They need to be thankful. In the early spring of 2010, this team brought them the happy vertigo of catching up with history in adversity.
This is an accidental comedy, which contains too many dramatic foreshadowings, such as Yao Ming's injury period is nowhere in sight and the tiger suddenly descends to frighten the bulls away. For example, the lead actor is an authoritarian manager who loses his temper and suspends the whole team.
The creators of those great winning streaks in the history of the league were mostly the kings at the time. They have never had obvious flaws like the current Rockets-there is no super All-Star in their prime.
But this is not important anymore. This wave of victories is a turning point. Yu Qing will change some people's prejudice against the Rockets; Yu Li is also an opportunity for personality sublimation or re-acquaintance.And these only need a ignition point, which can cause a series of butterfly effects...
Ever since, Zen Master’s explosive and confused account was repeatedly played back and forth in the world’s major sports media as a background and a gimmick, and the Rockets seemed to be forced to undergo a full-body dialysis. In addition, the previous sentence has explained Houston’s status in today’s public opinion-OK, some daily training matters are known even to fans, let alone other team managers...
It really is the ambition of a wolf...
Accidentally, there is no team in the league that the management thinks that the Rockets are a weak team, a non-threatening team, "a friend that can be drawn", no direct competitive interests, etc...
As for the strong teams in the West, when they face each other again, they will already study you as an imaginary enemy in the playoffs and in the future...
As a result, under the microscope, some behaviors that are critical can be easily found by scouts in the industry-Houston is not omnipotent, they have weaknesses, and there are many more...
"Zen Master..." Ron looked at the air ticket to Europe in hand, and at the precarious schedule, and sighed for a while...
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On April 4, in San Antonio, Houston ushered in a losing streak…
Facing Bobo Zhugeweiqi, Ashuai's two brushes were still a little thin.
In fact, the Spurs have a rather ambiguous name - "common people" killers...
This is not to say that San Antonio is "bullying the weak and fearing the hard". As mentioned earlier, are the Rockets weak at this time?
It can only show that they are very stable, and their style of play restrains some team-type teams that have no outstanding points. When Oberto held Yao in the back, Bowen, Parker and others shuttled back and forth, and Duncan was watching.
The general trend of the Western Conference in 09-10 is roughly the top 6, including the Lakers leading the first group...
Even the No. 6 Spurs lead all the teams behind them by 7 to 8 games...
也就是说僧多粥少，强悍的西部足足有5、6支球队盯上最后2个西部第7、第8的季后赛席位…
Today, the Houstonians lost the holy city, and by the way, the difference between the 7th and 6th places was further widened...
There is nothing worse than this situation...
Perhaps what Ron should consider right now is not to fly to Europe for vacation, but to make another appointment with the goddess against his conscience, and then die alone for the rest of his life...
Or maybe things have turned around?
Perhaps what Ron should consider right now is not to fly to Europe for vacation, but to make another appointment with the goddess against his conscience, and then die alone for the rest of his life...
(End of this chapter)