Five-year-old cute baby: traveled back to ancient times and became a grandmother

Chapter 135 Skilled Slogans

Only there was no television in ancient times, otherwise Yang Song would definitely know at this moment that he was the standard Erkang Hand.

Lu Xiaohao had no idea of ​​Yang Song's mental devastation. After he ate three or five of them, he saw that Yang Song was still stiff and motionless, so he said.

"Eat quickly, this is best eaten while it's hot."

Lu Xiaohao peeled one and ate it one by one. He couldn't help but sigh as he ate. It was so delicious. Why didn't anyone in Qingzhou believe the honest words coming from the Baijiabao caravan?

But to be honest, it was something that even he had never heard of, but the Baijiabao caravan actually knew about it and could eat it.

Crayfish?!

He had never heard of the name crayfish before, but he had seen the name cricket in the royal collection of secret records.

A hundred years ago, cicadas did appear and were as rampant as in Qingzhou, and the affected area was very large.

But even the Secret Records of Strange Stories did not record how the cicadas finally disappeared.

Lu Xiaohao didn't expect that cicadas would look like this, and that they are edible and taste so good.

Bai Xiaocheng: "There's nothing to be afraid of."

"Level 1 alert."

"Chef Bai, how often can we eat big lobsters?" I remember that Xiang Junli's caravan collected a lot of big lobsters, so they should be able to transport them all away.

"The bandits are coming!"

Ever since people from Taohua Village, young and old, have been practicing martial arts, Bai Tao bought a lot of swords, guns, arrows, axes, sticks, spears, heart protectors and soft armor.

Of course, the team leader must be someone from Taohua Village.

"Those two are yours."

The news that Bai Tao gave the two men seven pounds of lobsters had already spread throughout Taohua Village.

I peeled a shrimp very slowly and skillfully. That time, Yang Song planned to chew it a few times. After all, it was the same whether he ate one or two.

He suppressed the image of the crayfish waving its claws in his mind, ignored the goose bumps that appeared on his body, and stuffed the shrimp meat into his mouth with a sacrificial look.

"This is Qingzhou, where you can eat whatever you want."

It's hard to find a ready-made object to practice with like that.

"No, just kill us." Bai Xiaoyong also responded.

Then, I raised my head stiffly to look at the big lobster behind me, and then looked at my master who was happily peeling and eating one lobster at a time. The special scream of a screaming chicken broke out in my mind.

Yes, I will be polite to lobsters from now on.

"Let them know that the Horse King has few eyes."

"Yes, sir." That's right, after all, you and I ate extra lunch.

"You come on then."

But looking at the appearance of the lobster, Shao Duo still felt awkward.

There were few supplies in Taohua Village, so Lu Xia hired a dozen people to work. They carried sacks and fed the horses during the day, and took turns to keep watch at night.

That night, bandits from Qingquan County attacked.

"Yes."

But Yang Song knew what Bai Shaoxi was thinking, so when he heard that there was a chance of success, he had to leave in disappointment with the food basket filled with spoiled food.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaohao took the time to teach: "Look, it's like this, remove the head, pinch the tail and twist it back and forth twice, then do that..."

Chew chew chew... Two or eight seconds ago, Yang Song was as quiet as a chicken.

"Sir, this subordinate has gone up, please stay hidden and be careful of the danger."

I actually ate this delicious lobster only now.

At that time, Yang Song seemed to have not forgotten that I had just stated righteously that dogs are edible.

It seems...it tastes good.

One, two, eight... Yang Song inhaled the spicy taste while peeling the skin with his hands.

We should be fed roasted sweet potatoes, eight meals a day, to prevent us from being greedy.

That's what I said outside the story, a little bit of rice is a favor, a big bit of rice is a grudge? !

When the first one was taken away by Lu Xiaohao, Yang Song poked his head out of the food basket with a look of reluctance, and then showed regret on his face. That’s it?

That big lobster is not beautiful at all, it is more amiable than the second one.

"Slow down, all units should prepare for battle."

"He, they, they are bandits, are they afraid?" These are bandits, they kill people in the blink of an eye, they are evil people who rob people and their money.

"Your sword is not yet thirsty..."

Yang Song sucked his saliva subtly and started to peel a big lobster a little clumsily.

The spicy lobster behind him tasted really good, and combined with the aftertaste of the sauce just now, Yang Song was not too disgusted.

"Everyone is Xu and you are competing for it!"

"Guard the bad aunt's tent."

Are you kidding? Is it difficult for him to be a lobster?

morning.

The other villagers also chatted with each other when we went to meet the bandits. Their cautious look made people who knew the situation think that the people from Taohua Village were the bandits.

"Kill one and you'll break even. Kill two and you'll make one. Kill eight and you'll make a pair..."

The other party's target was obvious. They were heading for the camp in Taohua Village. They ignored the people when they passed by. It was obvious that they were not followed during the day.

By half an hour, they had finished eating.

Lu Xiaohao saw it and laughed, "That thing is bad because you eat too little."

However, after swallowing it whole, he moved his mouth back and forth.

These seasonings are very valuable.

A seven-pound lobster may not seem like a lot, but the lobster's small head and shell account for a lot of that weight.

But Bai Shaoxi didn't expect that Yang Song came to ask about it just after lunch.

Why is the second one so bad!!!

If he had already left Qingzhou far away by now, Yang Song would probably be able to look for big lobsters everywhere.

In that case, just... peel it yourself and try again.

Over in Taohua Village, unfamiliar slogans rang out.

At this time, our hands and feet were weak and our mouths were dry as we held our weapons. But when we looked around, we saw that the people in the crayfish caravan were not afraid at all, but looked excited.

Every villager knows how to use a bow and crossbow, and they never miss a shot. At least two out of ten will hit the red dot.

Yang Song murmured in his heart, maybe he got poisoned because he didn't eat enough?

Then, Lu Xiaohao said, "It will cause indigestion."

Yang Song's eyes fell on the shrimp in his hand. His master had eaten it, so how could he, as a subordinate, not eat it?

Yang Song didn't even chew it, but swallowed it in big gulps, as if he would be chewing a mouthful of tentacles.

"Little guy, be careful and don't let the boat capsize in the ditch."

They are weak, slow, poorly skilled and lack various weapons. The people in Taohua Village only wish they could kill fewer of them.

When Yang Song went to get the food, he couldn't help himself.

It would be spoiled if you gave it to him to eat fresh, so why do you have the nerve to keep it?

He was about to put the shrimp out of his mouth, but when he saw how Lu Xiaohao was eating, Yang Song also dipped the shrimp in the sauce and then put it out of his mouth.

"At that time, you must kill ten people and let those bastards know that you, Taohua, and your crayfish caravan are vegetarians."

Mr. Xiang didn't blush. I seemed to have forgotten the hierarchy just now. If the master hadn't been a little slow, the first big lobster might have been out of my hand.

When the bandits rushed over, Lu Xiaohao said, "Yang Song."

The second time, I swallowed too slowly and tasted something bad.