readytorunbook Chapter 328: Erlang, this, this is not allowed
Chapter 328: Erlang, this, this is not allowed
Han Zhuo quickly asked Li Shuangdao and others to bring in a pile of coal to heat up a room.
Then, twenty young men were selected and asked to stare at the girls' belly buttons all the time.
As the temperature in the room continued to rise, one pink and white bug after another crawled out of the girls' belly buttons.
Only after the last one was pulled out did Han Zhuo breathe a sigh of relief.
But at the same time, his expression gradually darkened.
Han Zhuo has always believed that Ximen He must be connected with some other forces besides the Guo and Li families.
Because his fortune was so easy to come by!
It always gave Han Zhuo a very abnormal feeling.
Now, Han Zhuo finally understood why Ximen He moved so quickly. It turned out that he had reached a collaboration with a master of poison from the Jiuli tribe!
Han Zhuo is now certain that there is something wrong with Ximen He's medicine, but that is not the point.
Right now, what he had to do was to find out the expert from the Jiuli tribe behind Ximen He. Only by pulling these guys out and beating them to death, or driving them away, could he completely take action against Ximen He!
Otherwise, there will be endless troubles!
After Han Zhuo thought it over again and again, he called Liu Yulan to the corner next to him and said to her.
"Sister Liu, since these girls are all here for blind dates, and now their bodies have been touched by these twenty young men, why don't you act as a matchmaker for them when my sister-in-law wakes up?"
Liu Yulan shook her head repeatedly: "Erlang, this can't be done!"
"These are all decent women. The ones you found are bandits, aren't they?"
"Which family would marry their daughter to a bandit? This is unacceptable!"
Han Zhuo grinned and waved to one of the twenty young men he had just selected not far away.
The man quickly ran to Han Zhuo, his movements in unison and his expression solemn. He bowed to Han Zhuo and said, "General, what are your orders?"
"Give me your badge."
"Yes!"
The young man took out a black iron token from his waist.
Han Zhuo handed the token to Liu Yulan. The moment she took the token, she suddenly felt her hands sink and she almost couldn't hold it.
Liu Yulan quickly held the token to her waist and said, "Oh, this token is so heavy!"
As a result, she put the token in front of her eyes, looked at it carefully, and suddenly exclaimed!
"T-this, is this the token of the Royal Guards? Are you the Royal Guards!?"
After all, Liu Yulan worked in a brothel and had seen the world.
Thinking about how the other party had just called Han Zhuo "General" and what Han Zhuo had done in the past few days, things that were beyond the reach of ordinary people.
She finally reacted, clapping her hands and stamping her feet: "Oh, Erlang, you, you didn't come to find Dalang because you were desperate, you came to deal with Ximen He!"
Han Zhuo grinned and said, "Sister Liu, please keep this matter confidential. At least don't tell anyone about it until you chop off Ximen He's head."
Liu Yulan nodded hurriedly: "Erlang, your sister-in-law and I have been good sisters for many years. I am on your side, don't worry!"
"From now on, I will never tell anyone a word, not even to your sister-in-law!"
Han Zhuo nodded. "Then do you think my twenty brothers are worthy of you twenty young girls?"
"Oh, do I need to say that? Well-deserved! Well-deserved!"
"Then we are still too high!"
Liu Yulan is now extremely happy!
She was originally a prostitute in a brothel, or to put it bluntly, a slut who was played with by thousands of men and ridden by tens of thousands.
After finally reaching this age and saving up some money, he redeemed himself.
I started a business with my sisters from that time.
Although she is a matchmaker on the surface, in private, no one really looks up to her.
But now, she wants to be a matchmaker for the Imperial Guards. This is simply a blessing from heaven!
Han Zhuo saw that Liu Yulan was very excited, so he deliberately lowered his voice and told her, "Sister Liu, do as I say from now on."
……
Butler Zhang limped back to Ximen Mansion.
As soon as he entered the room, he complained to Ximen He, who was sitting on a chair drinking tea: "Master, master, those bandits are so vicious!"
"Liu Hongniang said that they, they actually ruined all those twenty girls!"
"The leader told me that they want you to come up with 500,000 taels of silver within three days, otherwise they will burn down the lime mine!"
Ximen He was originally drinking tea leisurely, but when he heard this, the teacup in his hand dropped to the ground in shock.
"Ping!"
Ximen He was originally full of confidence in Diemu's attack this time.
After all, this woman is too dangerous. Once she takes action, it will be easy for her to deal with a group of bandits!
Unexpectedly, it didn’t work at all!
Ximen He immediately stood up, grabbed Butler Zhang's clothes, pulled him in front of him, and started yelling at him.
"What did you say!?"
"Didn't these twenty men kill all the bandits?"
Butler Zhang shook his head and said, "No, those bandits said that after these women woke up, they went looking for them like crazy. That, that!"
"Twenty people are not enough, they have hundreds of brothers playing!"
"Because these women were so rampant, several men took turns to rape them, and in the end, they were completely ruined by them!"
Ximen He really didn't know what to say at this time.
He originally thought that these twenty decent women would go crazy and kill people indiscriminately after taking the medicine given by Die Mu!
But I didn't expect that she would just go crazy looking for men!
Isn’t this equivalent to giving warmth to these mountain bandits?
Ximen He was so angry that he kicked Butler Zhang several times in a row!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He turned around and walked quickly towards the inner room.
This time, he walked very fast and in a hurry!
Compared to yesterday, he was furious.
When Ximen He arrived at the archway, the two maids appeared again with scimitars in their hands.
At this time, Ximen He, who was furious, seemed more impatient than yesterday.
Although he was still a little scared, he believed that he was right after all.
So he shouted to the courtyard: "Mrs. Diemu, I am Ximen He, and I need to see you for something!"
"I've already tested the potion you gave me yesterday. I did as you said and summoned twenty young, decent women. After feeding them the potion, I delivered it to the bandit."
"After the drugs took effect, they not only failed to kill the bandits, but were defeated by the bandits!"
"My lady, I want to kill people, not please them!"
Suddenly the door inside opened.
A small insect flew out.
It's fast!
It landed directly on Ximen He's shoulder, and then Ximen He heard in horror that this insect could actually speak!
It seemed to have become the mouth of the Butterfly Mother, and with that special voice, it said in a low voice: "Are you blaming me for being incompetent?"
Ximen He quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "No, no! I definitely didn't mean that!"
"What I'm saying is that the potion Her Majesty gave me isn't powerful enough. I hope Her Majesty can give me a potion strong enough to kill these bandits!"
"huh huh huh huh……"
Ximen He heard the unusual voice of Die Mu.
She said, "Since the drug you gave me this time was too light, let's give it a heavier dose next time."
Ximen He felt a bug crawling on his shoulder, and then it made a creepy sound, which made his back chill!
My hairs stood on end and I was sweating profusely!
Ximen He quickly said, "My Lady, do you want me to find twenty more virgin girls?"
The little bug suddenly flew up and began to circle around Ximen He's head, laughing as it turned.
"Hehehe~~~"
That laughter made Ximen He want to run away, it was so eerie!
It was still lingering in his ears and mind, which really allowed Ximen He to experience what stereo surround was!
Mother Die said, "Originally, after being poisoned by the Gu, these women would tirelessly pursue those men."
"I'm also a little puzzled. Why would these women be tormented by these bandits?"
"But now that things have come to this, it doesn't matter anymore. Didn't you give them a big gift this time? Naturally, they'll let down their guard against you."
"Tomorrow, prepare five hundred thousand taels of stone, then go find two hundred strong men. Before you leave, give each of them a glass of wine."
As he spoke, the little bug quickly circled above Ximen He's head and then flew back.
As soon as the little bug flew into the house, a huge butterfly rushed out!
Ximen He was shocked!
Wow!
What a big butterfly!