readytorunbook Chapter 142: The princess’s urine is so powerful?
Chapter 142: The princess’s urine is so powerful?
Emperor: "I see. Imperial Master, is there any way to find these dead people?"
State Master: "Your Majesty, if a master of the immortal sect is truly accomplished, he can indeed lead the soul into the formation, reshape the human bones, and allow them to be reborn, but I..."
"You're a half-wit indeed. If you can't even do this, how can you cultivate immortality? Isn't the Soul Gathering Formation simple? The Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, along with eight soul-calling instruments, the Soul-calling Banner, the thousand-year-old tortoise shell, the mountain-guarding stone... and the spiritual spring water, that's all it takes!"
When he heard about the spiritual spring water, the national teacher was suddenly stunned.
He understood everything else, but what was this spiritual spring water?
The emperor suddenly thought of something. Isn't this his daughter's...
The nine-tailed fox also came over: [Great Immortal, you are the only one who has the spiritual spring water!]
Long Xianxian suddenly thought of something and her face turned dark.
[Daxian, are you planning to cry or pee? Your saliva isn't enough!]
Long Xianxian fell silent!
The Imperial Master understood that it was the body fluids of the little princess. The little princess was indeed a great goddess!
The emperor thought for a moment and said, "The Imperial Master must have some ideas. Feel free to try."
Imperial Master: "Your Majesty, I know how to use the Soul Gathering Formation, but it requires infant urine. I can't find an infant right now, so why not borrow the princess's?"
what?
Long Xianxian exploded!
[Get lost, I don't want that! ]
Long Xianxian looked at the National Master and screamed, firmly resisting.
It was embarrassing enough for her to pee, but she was actually asked to pee in public. Does she have any shame?
[Father, I don't want it, I don't want it. This Imperial Master is a liar. He doesn't know anything. Don't believe him. My pee is useless. Wuu ...
The emperor couldn't help laughing as he watched his daughter struggling and rolling around in his arms.
The Emperor: "In that case, let's use the immortal one!"
Long Xianxian is going crazy!
[Father, how could you do this? Am I still your beloved treasure? I don’t want it, I don’t want it!]
But the emperor still opened Long Xianxian's cradle.
So, in front of everyone, Long Xianxian actually wanted to hold her urine.
But she had now developed a habit of this posture. Whenever the emperor held her bladder like this, she would urinate unconsciously.
A maid came over immediately and helped the little princess urinate.
The Imperial Master watched eagerly from the side. This was spiritual spring water. Could the maidservant hold her hands steady?
Long Xianxian immediately covered her face and burst into tears.
[Ahhh, this life is unbearable! ]
Even though she was crying loudly, she did not give up the osmanthus cake in her hand.
Tu Shanjin came over and licked Long Xianxian's cheek.
[Don't cry, Daxian, you are still a child. No matter what you become, Jin will never despise you! ]
Long Xianxian looked at the fox Tu Shanjin and couldn't help but feel angry.
Why did she become a cub, while Tu Shanjin was still a fox.
A fox is just an animal in front of mortals, there is no need to care about shame!
I feel so angry just thinking about it!
Long Xianxian looked up at the sky, her teeth itching with anger. When she came back from cultivation, she would definitely make the evil God pay!
After Long Xianxian finished peeing, the emperor quickly wrapped her in a small quilt.
The emperor patted her soothingly and said, "Xianxian, don't cry anymore. It's okay, Xianxian, you did a good thing. Okay, let me ask the Imperial Master to give you all the osmanthus cakes, okay?"
The crying stopped suddenly!
【real? 】
When the imperial teacher heard this, he immediately offered all the remaining osmanthus cakes.
Imperial Master: "Your Majesty, since the little princess likes this sweet-scented osmanthus cake, give it all to her!"
Long Xianxian seemed to feel that it was not so embarrassing anymore!
This is what she earned by peeing.
[Father, please take it quickly. When you bring it back to the palace, Xianxian will eat it slowly!]
The emperor didn't expect that his daughter would be so easy to get rid of.
The Emperor: "Okay, then give it to the little princess!"
[Second brother, I didn't mean to steal your things. It's my fault that the imperial teacher is such a fool. Humph!]
The Imperial Master suppressed his laughter and said nothing.
At this moment, the Grand Tutor's carriage was seen driving over.
"Your Majesty, are you going to the Prime Minister's Residence as well?"
When the emperor saw that the Grand Tutor was about to come down, he stopped him.
The Emperor: "The little princess and I will also join in the fun."
I hope nothing weird happens today.
Because of what happened yesterday, the emperor brought three times the number of guards with him when he left the palace today.
Grand Master: "Then this old minister will go with Your Majesty!"
The emperor nodded.
Then the Grand Tutor looked at the Imperial Master, and saw that the Imperial Master was respectfully holding a...urinal!
The Grand Master frowned and looked at the Imperial Master in surprise.
"Master, why are you holding a chamber pot?"
State Master: "Grand Master, you may not know this, but this is the princess' urine. This state master intends to use it to gather souls and revive the people of Dayong who were murdered by the Japanese."
When the Grand Tutor heard this, he was stunned!
"Can those who died be resurrected?"
The national teacher actually felt unreliable. After all, his cultivation had not yet reached perfection, and he didn't know if it would work.
National Master: "This national master will try his best."
[Bah, you're just a fake. I gave you my urine, but you can't even revive. What's the point of you?]
Tu Shanjin: [The immortal's spiritual spring water can reshape the tendons and veins. Saving a mortal is just a small matter!]
The Grand Tutor was also shocked!
He looked at the little princess with strange eyes.
Is there really such a god?
Thinking of his bed-wetting problem, the Grand Tutor fell into deep thought.
Should he also ask His Majesty for some of the Princess's urine?
The Emperor: "I'll leave it to the Imperial Master now. Grand Master, let's go to the Prime Minister's Residence!"
So the emperor and the grand tutor went to the prime minister's residence together.
After the emperor left, the imperial teacher looked at the chamber pot in his hand and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
The princess's urine is so powerful?
He saw that there seemed to be a kind of fairy spirit lingering in the urine pot.
So, the imperial teacher stretched out his hand and dipped it in the urine, and immediately a cool breath came.
The Imperial Master took out his finger, and then... licked it!
The soul is excited!
The Imperial Master’s eyes lit up!
Just by licking it, I felt the blood in my body start to flow.
The Imperial Master smiled, selfishly intending to keep some for himself, and then carefully held the chamber pot, intending to return it to the Imperial Master.
But he suddenly remembered that he had given the osmanthus cake to the little princess, so he took the chamber pot and went to buy another piece of osmanthus cake.
The emperor's dragon sedan chair soon arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion.
At this time, there was a constant stream of guests at the Prime Minister's door.
As soon as the emperor arrived, the prime minister hurried out with his son.
The guests who had just arrived at the door also knelt down when they saw that it was the emperor's dragon sedan chair.
"Long live your majesty!"
The emperor carried the little princess down from the dragon chariot, and the Grand Tutor also got off the carriage.
The Prime Minister came over in a hurry: "Your Majesty and the little princess are able to attend my wedding banquet. I am deeply grateful!"
The emperor saw that the prime minister was in high spirits and looked like he had fewer white hairs.
I couldn't help but wonder: What should I do if I want to take a vacation too?
The emperor suddenly thought of the ceremony of enthroning the queen, and wondered if he could just be a hands-off boss!