Mind Reading: Who understands? The emperor finally has a princess.

Chapter 154 Give me the urinal!

What happened in the previous dynasty?

Why did the prince become infamous forever?

Seeing the emperor come in, the empress and the Princess of Zhennan hurriedly paid their respects.

"I have met His Majesty!"

When Long Xianxian saw Princess Zhennan, she waved to her happily.

[Hey, isn't this the beautiful Auntie Wang of Zhennan? You've come to visit, pretty auntie. How can you, being so pretty, tolerate your stinking husband?]

[You don't know, your husband's farts are so smelly that even the Minister of War fainted from the stench!]

Princess Zhennan was originally very anxious, but she was suddenly stunned when she heard what the little princess said!

Is this what the little princess meant by being infamous forever?

Oh my God, she was scared to death!

Although it’s nice to be back in Beijing, I’m also really worried.

After all, living with the emperor in the capital is like living with a tiger, it is not as comfortable as living in the southwest.

The emperor covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud.

I never thought such a thing would happen in the court. It's really unheard of.

Princess Zhennan felt so embarrassed that she immediately said, "Your Majesty, Queen, I will be leaving now. I have been busy with my two children's marriages these past few days. I am really busy!"

Queen: "Okay!"

Then, Princess Zhennan left quickly.

This is so embarrassing. Thinking about her husband doing such a shameful thing in the court, she feels ashamed to face people. He can forget about climbing into her bed today!

When the Queen saw Princess Zhennan leave, she came over and hugged Long Xianxian.

"Xianxian, come here, let mother hug you!"

The queen hugged him and suddenly froze.

"Ah, Xianxian has become heavier!"

Long Xianxian nodded and smiled happily.

[That's right, I'm growing really fast now, Mom. I think I'll be able to run around in a few days!]

Emperor: "Is it too heavy?"

The Queen: "Your Majesty holds your daughter in your arms every day, so of course you can't feel it."

Then, the Queen looked at Long Xianxian and said, "Xianxian, you must drink milk well in the future so that you can grow faster!"

"But I'm about to vomit after drinking milk, Mom, and I'm teething now, so can I eat something else?"

The queen had no experience either, so she asked the wet nurse.

"When can the princess have some solid food?"

The wet nurse said: "Empress, the little princess is just one month old and is not suitable for solid food for the time being. If there is something flavorful, you can let the little princess taste it."

[No, I've tried Wangyunlou's complementary foods before, and they're delicious.]

Long Xianxian suddenly thought of something and immediately hugged her mother happily.

[Mother, can you please invite a chef from Wangyun Tower? Woohoo, I really want to eat the delicious food they cook. How should I tell you?]

The Queen's daughter looked anxious and chuckled.

It's just about eating that makes my daughter so anxious.

The Queen remembered that she would be recruiting royal chefs in a few days, and she would see if anyone from Wangyun Tower would come to participate then.

The Emperor said: "I remember that Wangyun Tower makes good food. The Queen can talk to Madam Jin and see if they can get a chef to come in."

The queen suddenly remembered that Wangyun Tower was opened by Madam Jin, so she would ask her about it tomorrow.

The Queen: "Thanks for your reminder, Your Majesty. I will ask tomorrow. It's getting late, Your Majesty, let's eat first!"

Emperor: “Good!”

Then, Yu Shu had dinner brought in.

The emperor and empress had their meal together, and Long Xianxian was taken away by the wet nurse to feed.

After dinner, the emperor took Long Xianxian out for a walk.

It is the hottest time of summer now and it gets dark late.

The sound of cicadas and frogs is so lively.

Concubines in groups of three or four were enjoying the cool air in the imperial garden.

The emperor came over holding Long Xianxian, and everyone gathered around.

Some people also wanted to lure the emperor back to the palace, but the emperor held the little princess and pretended not to see anything.

At Xianfu Palace, Concubine De came to visit after dinner.

The queen came to greet him.

"I've met the Queen!"

Queen: "Sister, get up quickly!"

Concubine De hurriedly grabbed the Empress's arm and said anxiously, "I heard that the sweet-scented osmanthus pastry the little princess ate yesterday saved the Prime Minister's wife. I didn't expect the princess's saliva to be so powerful. Empress, I have waited for so many years. Please give me some of the little princess's saliva!"

When the Queen heard this, she smiled awkwardly.

"Don't be impatient, Concubine De. How can I let you use my saliva? Wait for me to get you some fairy tears."

But the queen had no choice. Xianxian was like a happy person every day and she rarely cried!

Concubine De: "It doesn't have to be tears, saliva, or urine will do!"

Queen: "...Okay! Then come back tomorrow to get it."

Concubine De: "Thank you, Your Majesty. I will not disturb you any longer."

So, Concubine De left Xianfu Palace.

After Concubine De left, the Queen began to mutter.

"Xianxian's urine and saliva have become treasures. Yushu, go get a bottle."

The Queen thought, there is no way she could let Concubine De use that urine!

So after taking it, he handed it to the queen and said: "When you go to bed at night, watch over the little princess. If she drools, remember to catch it."

Yu Shu: "Yes, my lady."

When the emperor came back with Long Xianxian in his arms, he also met Concubine De.

Defei enviously kissed and hugged Long Xianxian, which was really scary.

[Father, please let Concubine De give birth to a baby so she can kiss her own child. Woohoo, I feel like I'm going to be kissed bald!]

Concubine De smiled awkwardly, thinking how nice it would be if she could also give birth to such a cute little princess.

The Emperor: "Alright, alright. After I marry the Queen, I will go to your palace."

De Fei hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Concubine De left happily.

The emperor carried the little princess back to Xianfu Palace.

It was already dark, so the family went to bed.

The next day, the emperor woke up first, while Long Xianxian was still sleeping soundly.

When the emperor finished packing and was about to go to court, Long Xianxian was still sleeping.

The emperor picked up Long Xianxian and went to court.

The court was very lively at this time.

"Last night, Lord Lin's house was bustling with activity. Congratulations! I'm old now, so it's not convenient for me to go to your house to congratulate you. You have raised five wonderful daughters!"

"Congratulations, I heard your grandson passed the imperial examination. Congratulations!"

"I heard that the first-place candidate's house was almost trampled down by people. He is truly a noble child from a poor family!"

"The Prime Minister is here. I heard that you were having a drink at the Lin residence yesterday. Why did you leave halfway?"

"Your Majesty has sent me a cart full of memorials. What do you think?"

"Hahaha, it's because the Prime Minister has been busy getting married these past few days, while His Majesty has been harboring resentment for a long time!"

……

Xianfu Palace.

As soon as the queen woke up, she heard Yu Shu say, "Your Majesty, Consort De is here!"

Queen: "Why is she here so early?"

Yu Shu: "It should be because of what happened yesterday!"

Queen: "Oh, I forgot, did you collect Xianxian's saliva?"

Yu Shu: "I collected it, but only one drop."

The Queen: "Just one drop, it's enough. Please clean it up for me."

Inside the Xianfu Palace, Concubine De was waiting anxiously. She didn't sleep well last night.

At this time, a palace maid came out holding a chamber pot.

When Concubine De saw the small and exquisite chamber pot, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"This is?"

Palace maid: "Replying to Her Majesty, this is the little princess's chamber pot!"

De Fei came over happily and said, "Give me the chamber pot!"

The palace maid was puzzled, but she did not dare to disobey, so she gave it to Concubine De.

Concubine De happily ran away with the chamber pot.

The palace maid scratched her forehead and asked, "What happened to Concubine De?"