Chapter 66
Chapter 66
Chapter 66
Tu Man suddenly felt wet on his thighs and was very upset.
Turning his head, he saw that Jordan was pulling his jersey and wiping his tongue desperately. He didn't know what was going on?
Said with disgust:
"Fack, you pervert, why do you have such a hobby?"
Little Jordan glared at him viciously, but his tongue was busy, and he spoke vaguely:
"Fart, this horse riding was an accident!"
Tu Man glanced at him sympathetically, and said lightly:
"The away locker room is rudimentary, and there is no paper to wipe the urine on the legs..."
"vomit……"
The Clippers attacked, and Gordon singled Richardson.
Griffin went beyond the arc again, and he would be a good guard if he didn't grow taller, but when he grows taller, he becomes a difficult giant.
Turkoglu, who is of similar height, is neither as strong nor as fast as him, so it is very difficult to defend.
Gentry is considering whether to release Robin to sit at the basket and let Tuman defend Griffin. Anyway, Jordan's offensive ability is about zero...
However, it is not needed for the time being.
Griffin was fooled by the cap, he forgot the face-up footsteps and shooting skills package.
Now there is only one burning desire left——
Buckle one!
If you die, you will buckle a horse!
Before Gordon could shake his position, Griffin ran over to block for him and cut in.
Here again?
Gordon is a bit tired and crooked, at least you switch to the other side, it's so obvious!
Do you think you are a great Tim, and you do the same thing every time, and the opponent is still powerless to fight back?
Wake up, you're just a rookie who can't dunk!
But Richardson defended very fiercely, and Gordon was in a dilemma. He had no chance, so he still had to pass.
Under the basket, Tu Man and Jordan Jr. were chatting.
"DeAndre, stop sticking your tongue out, it looks like a dog, my pee actually smells good!"
"Get lost, you bastard with no wind!"
"Poor baby, it was sprayed to the opposite side and splashed back. You soft-bodied fellows will never understand..."
"Fart, you're the soft one. I'm very hard. If you don't believe me, go and see the hole in the home team's urinal, it's because of me!"
"Pull it down, who doesn't know that you share the same arena with the Lakers, who knows who made that hole, anyway, it's not your shower!"
"Flowers, showers?"
Little Jordan was stunned, and Tu Man jumped around him.
He saw Gordon finally make the pass.
Griffin jumped earlier than Tuman, this ball was originally for him!
Theoretically, this should be an alley-oop, but Gordon was interfered by Richardson, the basketball pass was a bit off, Griffin didn't care, took a step and took off, and then——
"Oh!"
Griffin's head hit the underside of the backboard so hard that he cocked his neck, still struggling to reach the ball, and slapped it out.
It hurts to look at it!
Tu Man didn't go to grab the basketball. As soon as he landed, he rushed over, grabbed Griffin, and asked with a frown:
"How are you, Blake?"
Griffin shook his head, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
At this time, Jordan also reacted, and supported Griffin from the other side, his face hurting.
Everyone knows how high you jump, but how about hitting your head against the backboard?
Griffin finally came to his senses. Although the sky was still full of stars, the earth was no longer spinning. He threw Tuman away and said angrily:
"let me go!"
Tuman said:
"Blake, tell me if you want to dunk, don't be too hard on it..."
Griffin said angrily:
"It's useless to tell you shit!"
Tu Barbarian Joy:
"I don't cover you, next time you buckle it well, don't bump your head again!"
Griffin rubbed his head with suspicion on his face:
"Really, don't cover me?"
Tu Man nodded:
"No cover!"
The basketball was snatched by Grant Hill, but he was full of medieval chivalry. He didn't make a fast break, but threw the ball over the baseline.
The behavior quickly quelled boos from the arena.
Blood clothed the bottom line to serve, and Tu Man really left Jordan and Griffin behind, withdrew from the basket, and ran outside the three-point line to defend the air alone.
Blood cloth passed the ball to Jordan, and Jordan threw it up. Griffin let out a loud cry, stood up, grabbed the basketball with both hands, and smashed it into the basket.
Griffin hung for three full seconds before jumping down and roaring at the camera.
He is so embarrassed!
The Suns attacked, Gentry replaced Turkoglu with Robin, and the man next to Tuman was replaced by Griffin. He was still rubbing his head, staring at the three-point line, and whispered:
"Thank you, Tu Man."
Tu Man smiled slightly:
"Don't thank me, I'll just give up a ball and block it next time!"
Griffin's face fell.
Come on, can I not deduct it?
Dragic finally didn't pass Tuman again this time, and threw it to Hill for singles.
Tu Man breathed a sigh of relief, and aggressively ran over to pick and roll, but Hill didn't see him, and turned his back and got into his arms.
The basketball fell out, Tu Man picked it up and passed it back to Dragic.
Hill couldn't laugh or cry:
"Brother, don't worry, let's practice this kind of routine off the court first. We will use it next time, and we will have a tacit understanding..."
Tu Man retreated in embarrassment, and Griffin almost burst out laughing.
"Hey, a beautiful steal!"
Tu Man glared at him:
"Silly Fen, laugh again, believe it or not, I got zero letters this time, you kid?"
Griffin laughed:
"Believe it or not, I already have two points!"
After another 3 minutes, Gentry covered his face and replaced Robin with Channing Frye.
It's better to let the bastard Tu Man die in the basket. With his running around, the Sun's attack, which was already not smooth, became even more sluggish...
Although Griffin was frozen by Tuman, he was very happy.
Whenever he saw Tu Man running around like a headless chicken on the offensive end, he felt a sense of superiority in IQ, and he laughed so hard that he couldn't hold his braces...
As soon as Channing Frye came on, Tu Man returned to the basket.
Little Jordan asked puzzledly:
"Tu Man, did you play volleyball before?"
The corner of Tu Man's mouth twitched:
"What's wrong?"
Little Jordan said solemnly:
"You must be playing too many free agents. That's not how you play at the fifth position. Look at Blake. Although he is a power forward, his position is actually very fixed..."
Is HD toddler so obvious?
I just learned two pick-and-roll tricks from Griffin, how come even a reckless little Jordan came to class!
Tu Man said angrily:
"No no, I used to play in the WBA!"
Little Jordan shrank back, and said nervously:
"Brother, I have to remind you that you will be banned if you show your punches in the NBA!"
Tu Man glanced at him:
"I said, does it have something to do with you? I usually only play defensive counterattacks. I can't use punches, but elbows are fine. In fact, my elbows are superb. You are close to the Lakers. Just ask Ratliff. !"
Little Jordan swallowed:
"Of course it has nothing to do with me, we are good friends, I just remind you..."
(End of this chapter)
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